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The opening riffs of
Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit play. With the first notes of the guitar, an
image of a hammer appears over the SWA logo, which is also on the
screen. When the notes play a second time, another hammer appears
over the Aggression logo. Then, when the song begins, on the first
drum beat, both hammers come down, shattering both logos into pieces.
These fade almost instantly into a huge banner that reads “AGGRESSION”
in large, colorful letters. This too flickers away, and we see images of
SWA superstars performing incredible feats. We see matches both gruesome
and intense, and a whole lot of red as blood seems to be everywhere.
Soon there is only the blood, and it again forms the word Aggression.
The music continues playing as we fade into the arena, where pyros are
exploding, and the crowd is cheering, their bloodlust ignited by the
intro they just saw. Many of them are on their feet, holding up their
arms and signs and screaming as loud as they can. We make a few passes
over them and then come to rest on Jerry at the announce position alone.
Jerry: It is in fact Wednesday and once again time for Wednesday Night Aggression. I am Jerry Sheppard and as always I'm bringing you all the action, by myself because no one is more awesome than I am. I'm not even going to lay out the matches here for you tonight because I always thought that was a dumb thing to do and since they have given me free reign around here, I figure since you're tuned in or your butt is in one of the seats here in the arena, you know what's going on. Then again if your butt is here then you don't get to hear me and that's quite a shame. Anyway let's just get stuff started. More than anything I just wanna get this match out of the way. Really the only matches that are interesting on this show are the two contendership matches.. Well maybe they're interesting. They have a lot to prove to me. If you hear snoring then I decided to take a nap. If you are someone who is dependant on my commentary then maybe you should take my advice at that point. Let's pray to God that Fallout isn't as lame as this show. Take it away Tim! There's a long pause. Jerry: So I'm being told that I need to fill some time and something about me being good for that.. Anyway, it's dude versus chick time. That's right, we've got Devi Lumanatra taking on Roger Miller... for some reason. Honestly, I care very little for their little rivalry. Ya wanna know why? Cause the ways I've been screwed by this company are far more important. Isn't it neat how they're still letting me commentate though? I can say anything about them I wa... Jerry's mic is briefly cut off. The pause lasts only a few seconds, but it is enough. Jerry: OK, ok. I get it. Let's just get to the match. Tim? ( Devi Lumanatra vs. Roger Miller ) Tim Marshal: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Take you down by Egypt Central begins to play. The skytron is divided in a black and a white screen. Letters form over them with white over the black and black over the white. "Every coin has two sides. Only both make it whole." Pictures of Markus and Roger are shown in the individual backgrounds, then we cut to clips of them wrestling. Roger jumps out from behind the curtain and starts waving at the fans. He punches the air and hops around, hyping them up and they reward him with loud cheers. Tim Marshal: Introducing first, from Salt Lake City, Utah, weighing 184 pounds, Roger Miller! Jerry: Yay. This guy's trying to make Devi react in some way other than her usual. Seriously, give it up. She's a woman. It ain't gonna happen. Roger starts jogging down the ramp, slapping hands and cheering the fans up. When Roger reaches the ring, he slides in under the ropes and instantly jumps up again. After some cheering in the ring, he climbs the turnbuckle and waves his hands at the fans, pumping them up with him. After that he gets into a corner, waiting for his opponent. Still hopping slightly. Entrance: The sound of a guitar fills the Arena as the lights go off, a drum hits and purple lights fill the arena for a second and fade off as the guitar continue to play, the drum hits again and the purple lights follow. The Song picks up speed and as the words begin Devi and Drako step out with the rapidly flashing Purple lights. Tim Marshal: And his opponent, currently residing in an unknown location, Devi Lumanatra! Jerry: And here's the previously mentioned woman, who refuses to change. She thinks she's bad, what with her lack of caring for the rules and all, but she wouldn't even make premium Jerryatric. The two make there way to Ringside and enter the ring climbing the turnbuckles as they enter the ring saluting the crowd. Draco then takes his place outside as Devi gets down from the turnbuckle, taking up a position in the corner and smirking across at Roger. Jerry: Well, here we go... for what it's worth. The bell rings, and Devi begins slinking across the ring, tensed as if about to strike. Roger watches her carefully, attempting to gauge when she will actually move. To his credit, he is ready when she suddenly springs forward, and he catches her, putting her down with a quick and basic takeover maneuver. Jerry: Oy. Just look at that. Does Roger even know how to wrestle? What's that? I never complimented him in the past. What are you crazy headset voices talking about? Roger locks Devi in a surprisingly quick arm bar, which Jerry does not comment on. She manages to break free of him, however, and pops to her feet. In fact, she gets up more quickly than Roger does, and kicks him in the side. The kick is hard enough to roll him over onto his back, and Devi takes advantage by running up against the ropes, and bouncing off them to deliver an elbow drop straight down onto Roger's chest. Jerry: oh man! Roger, I don't like you, but seriously! This chick's beating the crap out of you! Devi actually bounces off the ropes once again, going for another elbow drop. This time Roger moves, and Devi gets nothing but mat. Jerry: That's better. Now get up, will ya? Roger does get up, and to her credit, Devi's pretty quick about it as well. She moves in quickly again, but Roger grabs her shoulders, and spins her around. Then, he lifts her, and perfectly executes the Miller 3 G's. Jerry: Oooo! Score one for man! That's three German suplexes right on the mat. I'll bet she can't even get up from that! Roger does indeed go for a pin. Referee Katie Williams makes the count. 1... 2... Devi manages to kick out at two and a half. Jerry: And she gets lucky. Must've been instinct or something. Man, why does Katie Williams have to be so hot? I hate women! I hate women! Roger gets back up, and pulls Devi up as well. He prepares to whip her toward the corner, but she suddenly reaches up and rakes his eyes. Then, while he is stunned and in pain, she bounces off the ropes once again, and comes back with a flying leap, latching onto Roger, and putting him down with a Hurricanranna. Jerry: And the woman takes control again. Oh that works on so many levels. God I hate women. Whew! Devi hauls Roger to his feet, and locks up with him. However, Roger fights back, delivering several elbows to Devi's midsection, and eventually knocking her away. Then, moving quickly once more, he delivers a standing dropkick that connects solidly, sending Devi crashing into the mat. Jerry: Pow! That's better. Wait, i think he's gonna finish her off. Roger nods to the fans, and scoops Devi up again. Then, not missing a beat, he lifts her high, and performs the Chaos Theory. Jerry: Yes! Put her away! Pin her already! Roger does so, and Katie once again makes the count. 1... 2... 3! The bell rings, and Take you Down begins to play again. Tim Marshal: Here is your winner, Roger Miller! Jerry: I love it! Oh don't get me wrong, I still don't like either of the Millers, but that right there was a decisive victory for man. That's right, man wins again! Roger gets to his feet, and the fans cheer him. He raises his own arms to them, and heads out of the ring. Draco comes in to check on Devi, and helps her out as well. Jerry: Ah, I'm so glad Roger won, looking back. I don't know what I would've done had he lost. Fortunately, I no longer have to think about that. It's break time, people, but you had better stick around, because up next... Wait. Another dude versus chick match? Awwww. This company su... The scene opens up to the sound of an
Ice Cream truck rolling down the street. The scene switches to many kids
smiling and running in for money. They all run out, money in the air,
screaming to wait. The truck stops and the kids run to the truck. Jerry: Welcome back to the “A” wrestling show on television today, Wednesday Night Aggression. Coming up next, we are going to see complete opposites battling it out against each other. Calypso the Deformed will be taking on Hell Cat, but that’s not all. This isn’t just some normal single’s match. Riz is the special guest referee! We all know the heated rivalry between Riz and Calypso that is going on right now, so who knows how that is going to influence the outcome of this match. ( Hell Cat vs. Calypso The Deformed ) As “The Unforgiven” by Metallica starts to play the lights slowly turn light green and light blue. Tim Marshal: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!! The camera pans around and shows the fans before coming to rest on the ramp. Rae and Riz step out onto the stage. Tim Marshal: Introducing, accompanied by Rae Morgan, from Autumn Valley, Weighing one hundred and seventy pounds, he is your special guest referee for this contest...Riz! Rae skips down the ramp and Riz follows her, complete with referee shirt and black pants on. When they reach the ring, Rae hops in and Riz enters through the second rope. Riz simply stands there, waiting for the opponents to get to the ring. Jerry: There you have it folks. Riz is the special guest referee this evening, a role we are completely not used to seeing the former Anarchy Champion in. Let’s see how well he does his job here tonight. Riz’s theme song fades out. As the power chords to "More Human than Human" start, fire engulfs the Skytron. It drips from the screen as Allister Jenkins walks out and receives boos. He looks around, as if confused about getting boos. He then looks behind him as Calypso walks out. Tim Marshal: Making his way to the ring, accompanied to the ring by Allister Jenkins, from Autumn Valley, weighing in at 410 pounds...Calypso the Deformed!!!!!!
They
make their way down the ramp, Allister smirking the whole way. Calypso
is presented the ring from Allister. He grabs the top rope and lifts his
leg over it. He walks to the far corner and stands, staring down at
Allister as he walks over to his corner and gives final instructions.
After Calypso's music fades out, Riz looks at Calypso as he holds a
Mic. Tim Marshal: And his opponent, from the Iron Gates of Fait, weighing in at 180 pounds...Hell Cat!!!!!! She climbs to the top rope then dives down in to the ring landing on her feet. Hell Cat’s music fades down. Hell Cat and Calypso stare eye to eye. Riz looks over at the time keeper to start off the match. The bell rings. Jerry: Regardless of who is the special guest referee, I can’t help but feel bad for Hell Cat going into this match. Despite having some talent in the ring, this is still going to be a complete obliteration. Hell Cat winds back, hitting a few punches to the face of Calypso to start off this match. Calypso barely stumbles back, and simply stares at Hell Cat. Jerry: Looks like that just made Calypso angrier. Plan B, Hell Cat! Hell Cat then continues the offense, hitting a few low roundhouse kicks to the leg of Calypso. Calypso holds his knee from the hard shots. Hell Cat then bounces off the ropes, attempting to go for a cross body. Calypso sees this coming, catches Hell Cat in mid-air, and throws her in the air with a fall away slam. Hell Cat hits the canvas hard and rolls out of the ring. Calypso stands up and raises his hands high in the air, still receiving many boos from the fans around him. Calyspo slides out of the ring and begins to throw a few more punches toward Hell Cat. Riz sees this and nonchalantly begins counting for the ring out. One…….
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Four……….. Jerry: Well then, Riz doesn’t seem to be counting as fast as some of our senior SWA referees. He shouldn’t be this laid back!!!! Calypso hears the counting and throws Hell Cat back into the ring. He slides into the ring himself. Before Calypso can get back up onto his feet, Hell Cat fires back with a dropkick right to the temple of Calypso which knocks him straight to the ground. Hell Cat quickly goes for a cover. Riz waits a few seconds and eventually drops for the pin fall. One…………… Calypso gets the shoulder up after one!! Jerry: That was a late pin fall count by Riz! I don’t care if you’re new as a referee, do your damn job!!! Calypso begins to get to his feet, recovering from the dropkick to the head still. Hell Cat runs forward to Calypso, going for a spear to the stomach. Calypso sees this and simply raises his boot up in the air, giving Hell Cat a big boot to the head. Jerry: Hell Cat is laid out!! Big boot by Calypso and if he goes for the pin now, it may be all over right here. Before going down for a pin, Calypso takes a few steps back and leaps in the air, delivering a jumping giant headbutt right to the skull of Hell Cat. Calypso goes for the cover. Riz stares at the crowd, eventually notices the pin, and slowly begins to count. One………..
Two…………. Big kick out by Hell Cat!!! Jerry: Somehow Hell Cat managed to get the shoulder up on that one. Gee, maybe it was because Riz can’t seem to count all that fast!!! Calypso grabs Hell Cat by the hair and lifts her back onto her feet. Wasting little time, Calypso lifts Hell Cat high in the air and holds her up with a torture rack. Hell Cat screams in agony as the hold gets tighter and tighter. Riz looks at Hell Cat, making sure he doesn’t give up. Jerry: The torture rack is considered by many one of the most lethal submission moves the wrestling industry has ever seen before. Keeping this in mind, imagine one of the biggest wrestlers applying this submission to you is even worse. Unfortunately for Calypso, Hell Cat continues to wiggle her way out and he manages to loose his grip a little bit. Hell Cat gets out of the move and lands on her feet. Before Calypso can turn around, Hell Cat nails Calypso with a low blow! Calypso screams and holds his groin in pain. Riz pretends he didn’t even see that happen. Jerry: What the hell!! A blatant low blow by Hell Cat! She should obviously be disqualified after that illegal maneuver, but of course Riz is going to pretend that he didn’t even see it happen!!! What a disgrace!!! Without hesitating, Hell Cat leaps on the top rope and nails Calypso in the stomach with her finishing top rope splash. Jerry: Feeliner! Huge splash off the top rope! Let’s see if Calypso can kick out of this finisher!! Hell Cat hooks the leg of Calypso while Riz slowly goes for a count. One……
Two……
Three!!!!!!!!!!!! The bell rings to signify the end of the match. Hell Cat stands up and has a completely ecstatic look on her face. Riz raises her hand in victory. Tim Marshal: Here is your winner, Hell Cat!!! Hell Cat celebrates her win and makes her way to the backstage area. Riz shrugs and makes his way to the back too. Calypso holds his stomach in pain, looking at Hell Cat and Riz in anger. Jerry: Well, now we know one thing. Let’s never let Riz be a referee here again! Let him stick to his day job. I am tired of seeing slow pin fall counts and low blows being disregarded. That’s bull. Anyway, coming up next is a match I have been looking forward to all night. It is going to be a triple threat ladder match, and the winner gets a number one contender’s spot for the SWA Anarchy Championship. Thomas von Karstein versus Russell Brown versus Mark Ventor, next!!! The scene opens
outside in a local park outside of New York City. The camera is viewing
an older gentleman sitting on a bench, holding his cane and his bag full
of bird seed. The man grabs some seed and throws it on the ground,
attracting most of the pigeons around the area. Mark Ventor, who is in
the background. Ventor walks up to the man and speaks.. Tim Marshal: This next contest is the Ladder match to determine the Number One Contender for the SWA Anarchy Title. The first one to grab the contract hanging above the ring will be declared the winner. “Worlfbiker” by Evergreen Terrace begins to play as Mark Ventor walks out from the back. As he makes his way to the ring, orange pyros erupt from the stage. He begins to strut down the ramp in a flashy orange robe, with his usual grin, getting huge heat from the crowd. Tim Marshal: Introducing first from Trenton, New Jersey, weighing 280 lbs…Mark Ventor! He slides into the ring, raising his hands in the air, to make his arms shaped like a "V." Jerry: This man has a lot to be proud of. He made sure everyone knew in his promos at that. Question is, can he take his other two opponents out and make his way to the giant Anarchy Champion?
The lights become blood
red as the Title Music of Bram Stokers Dracula begins to play. Suddenly
the sound of flapping wings and shrieks of a swarm of bats overlaps the
music. The same time the lights begin to flash as if they were covered
with flying bats. The sound and the flashing increases until it seems
completely dark. Jerry: Now here’s a guy who has had a change of heart so to speak. All over…you guessed it…A WOMAN! I guess Thomas now knows what I meant. Hell, she up and leaves with no reason…typical. Frontline by Pillar slams on the PA. After the beginning guitar riffs and the lyrics start, fire fills the top of the stage and Russell Brown just walks through the fire with a grin to the fans. Tim Marshal: And the final opponent…from Clevland, Ohio, weighing 228 lbs…he is “The Rising Star” Russell Brown! He continues down the ramp and stares at the ring before climbing onto the apron and enters through the middle rope. After that he stands in his corner and eyes his opponents as the music just plays through the arena. Jerry: And yet ANOTHER guy who’s old lady decided to bolt. I don’t think she was kidnapped kid. She just up and left. You need to get a lawyer and…wait…what the hell?
Indestructible by
Disturbed begins to play, coming in at the drums and guitar. Behemoth
makes his way out, his eyes scanning everyone in the ring. He has a
microphone in one hand, and a folding chair in the other. He walks down
the ramp, and stops at ringside, his music fading out. Then, raising the
mic to his lips, he speaks. The bell sounds and the three men stare each other down. Thomas and Russ lock up and begin to hammer away at each other. Ventor, however, leans back into the turnbuckle and watches them battle. Thomas kicks Russell in the gut and runs across the ring. Bouncing off the ropes, he comes back and nails a big boot to the side of Russ’ head. Russell goes down and Thomas continues his attack. He mounts him and begins landing punches onto the head of Brown. Ventor laughs as he watches this happen. HE then pops out of the corner, cracks his neck and runs towards the ropes. As he comes back, he leaps in the air and nails a Shining Wizard across the head of an unsuspecting Thomas. He falls off of Russell and Vent stands up, playing to the crowd as they boo. Jerry: Big move there by The Figurehead. He could already have this one won. He looks out at Behemoth and points at him. Behemoth just continues to watch, no expression towards Ventor’s antics. Vent turns and picks Russell up, tossing him from the ring. He turns his attention back towards Thomas. He holds the ropes and begins stomping away at the Vampire. He then puts his boot across the throat of Thomas, choking the air from him. He finally lets up and smirks again. He drops down and begins choking him. While this is going on, Russell seems to have grabbed a chair. He sees Ventor choking away at Thomas and pops up, swinging the chair and catching Mark in the head. The fans roar as Ventor falls backwards, holding his head. Jerry: Russell is finally showing signs of life…and in a big way too. Russ gets back in the ring and slams the chair across Vent’s back. He tosses the chair out and runs across the ring, springboards off the ropes and lands a moonsault onto the body of Ventor. He gets up and goes to run towards the ropes again, but seems to have forgotten about Thomas, who is waiting for him. As Russell turns to dart towards the ropes again, Thomas is standing there and grabs Russell by the throat. He lifts him up and chokeslams him to the mat. Thomas looks out at Behemoth for a moment and hops out of the ring. He walks over and grabs the ladder. He begins walking back to the ring as the crowd starts to cheer. Ventor has made it to his feet and is in a bit of a daze. He looks over and sees Thomas. He runs across and baseball slides into the ladder, knocking Thomas back and the ladder out of his hands. Ventor gets out of the ring and grabs the ladder. He lifts it up and slams it into the gut of Thomas. He does it again and then places the ladder against the ring. He picks Thomas up and balls up his fist delivers a Classic Hook onto the jaw of Thomas. Thomas falls back and crashes to the ground. Vent looks around and turns to grab the ladder. As he turns, Russell Brown, who was perched on the top rope, leaps off and jumps on the part of the ladder that was leaning into the ring, springing it up into the face of Ventor. Ventor falls back and lands on Thomas. Russell runs across, bounces off the ropes and comes back with a flip over the top rope, the ladder and onto his two opponents on the ground. The crowd roars as he lays on the ground also. Jerry: What a move by Russell Brown! He could win this if he can get to his feet! Russ does get to his feet and slides the ladder in. He gets in and looks up at the contract. He picks up the ladder and sets it up right underneath. The crowd stands and begins cheering as he begins to climb. He slowly starts making his way up as Ventor makes it to his feet, holding his jaw. He sees Brown climbing and climbs in the ring. He goes behind him and hammers his back. He then grabs his foot and rips him down from the ladder. Brown’s face smacks the rungs on the way down and he crashes to the mat. Ventor stomps on his head and picks him up. He backs him into the corner and Irish Whips him into the ladder, knocking it down as Russell and it meet. By this time, Thomas has made it o his feet and has grabbed another steel chair. Ventor begins climbing the turnbuckle and looks down at Russell. Jerry: I don’t recall Ventor climbing up there too often. But, this shows he will do what it takes to win this. He leaps off to deliver a flying headbutt from the top ropes. But Thomas slid in just in time and gets to his feet. He swings the chair and nails Ventor in the head as he came down. The force of the shot drops Ventor quickly as his own momentum drives him into the chair shot. Ventor is now busted open. Jerry: Now it’s getting good. Now there is BLOOOOOOOOOD! Thomas falls back and holds himself up by the ropes. He drops the chair and catches his breath. He walks over and sets the ladder up again. He slowly begins to climb as Russell starts getting to his feet. Russ begins climbing on the other side and they both meet at the top. They begins exchanging blows between each other. Thomas slams Russell’s head into the top of the ladder and then flips over him, landing a powerbomb off the ladder. The fans roar again as both men lay on the mat. Thomas begins to stir and gets to his feet. He begins climbing the ladder as Ventor makes his way to his feet. He looks up and sees Thomas getting close to the contract. He picks up the chair and looks back up. Thomas is to the top as the fans are on their feet, waiting to see him take the match. As he raises his arm, Ventor whips the chair with all he has at Thomas. The shot is a direct hit and nails Thomas in the rib area. Thomas doubles over as Ventor runs across and kicks the ladder. It slowly falls to the left and sends Thomas crashing to the outside of the ring. Jerry: Thomas was so close, but Mark Ventor had a plan. He had one shot and it found it’s target. He looks up and repositions the ladder. He begins to climb as Russell begins to stir. Out of instinct, Russell grabs hold of the ladder and hoists himself up. He looks up and sees Ventor. He musters up all he has and begins climbing. Ventor gets to the top first and goes to reach for the contract. As he is, Russell puts more behind his climb. He makes it and nails Ventor in the gut. Ventor is stunned for a moment and Russell continues his attack. Ventor fires back with a shot of his own. They battle back and forth, but Ventor gets the best of the series. He then hauls back and, with wild eyes behind the crimson mask, he nails a Classic Hook to the jaw of Russell. Russell gets a dazed look and slowly leans back. Ventor smirks and pushes Russell off the ladder. He looks out at Behemoth and reaches up. He grabs the contract and undoes it. The bell sounds as Ventor holds it up in the air. Tim Marshal: Here is your winner and the Number One Contender for the SWA Anarchy Championship…MARK VENTOR!!! Jerry: What a match that was! These three men battled like no one else. But in the end, it was Mark Ventor who is moving on and facing Behemoth for his Anarchy Championship. Mark looks out at Behemoth and motions that the title is his. Behemoth stands and just stares at Ventor as Vent’s music plays. Jerry: Take nothing away from Thomas or Russell, that much I can say. But tonight was Mark Ventor’s night. Behemoth turns and walks to the back as Ventor gets down from the ladder and exits the ring. He heads up the ramp and, as he gets to the top, turns and holds up the contract once more. Smoke begins to
filter into a dark screen as an image of a red line appears on the
screen. Jerry: Next up we have the battle royal which used to have five people but now has four. The winner of which will go to fallout as the number one contender of the SWA championship. Take it away Tim, give it your best. Battle royal for the number one contender for the SWA championship Tim Marshal: The following contest is a Battle royal and the winner of which will be the number one contender for the SWA championship. It is an over the top rope battle royal in which to be eliminated the opponent must be thrown over the top rope and both feet must hit the floor. As The Unforgiven by Metallica starts to play the lights slowly turn light green and light blue. The camera pans around and shows the fans before coming to rest on the ramp. Rae and Riz step out onto the stage. Tim Marshal: Introducing, accompanied by Rae Morgan, from Autumn valley, Weighing one hundred and seventy pounds, here is Riz! Jerry: We have already seen Riz once tonight but we have the misfortune to see him out here again. He is along with Sirus one of the ones who have never had the big title so what a chance for him. Rae skips down the ramp and Riz follows her. When they reach the ring, Rae hops in and Riz enters through the second rope. After Going to a corner Rae says something to Riz and takes her place outside the ring as Riz awaits the start of the match. He appears from under the Skytron and stands at the top of the ramp and looks back and forth while chewing gum with a smirk on his face. He begins to walk down to the ring he slaps hands with a few fans on the way down and then swings his arm and stops it with the other hand and raises his fist to some people in the crowd. Tim Marshal, Introducing, from Halifax Nova Scotia Canada, weighing two hundred and ten pounds, here is Sirus Shade! Jerry: Many people believe that Sirus has allot to prove, you ask him and he will tell you that he has nothing to prove at all. He has through one reason or another been foiled when attempting for a belt, will things change here? He walks up the steps and puts his foot on the bottom rope and rest his arm on the top looking towards the fans. He lowers his shades slightly and peers over them still chewing the gum and gives a slight laugh. He enters throw the top and second rope. He takes off his jacket and tosses it to security. He then turns and rest his crossed arms on the top rope and one foot on the bottom facing the ramp and waits for his opponent. The lights go out as "Never Enough" hits the P.A. sytem. The word Selfish flashes on the screen. As soon as the first words are sang, pyros explode and "The Five Star" Simon Kayne walks through the cloud of smoke. The word "Asshole" flashes on the screen. Simon displays the always present cocky grin on his face. The word Arrogant flashes on the screen. He slowly walks down to the ring and walks up the steps onto the ring apron. Tim Marshal: Introducing, from Chicago Illinois, weighing two hundred and thirty seven pounds, here is “The five star” Simon Kayne! Jerry: What a chance for Simon here, if he can win this he can get things going back on the right path for him. He had it not too long ago so you know he still has it fresh in his memory. The word Dick flashes on the screen. He climbs into the ring and walks over to the opposite corner, where he climbs to the second turnbuckle and poses for the crowd. As the lights dim, the Skytron comes to life with matches Izzy has had in the past. "Valentines Day" by Marilyn Manson starts playing as Izzy slowly rises from the stage. As the strobes go off behind him, he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hand with fans and playing up to them. Tim Marshal: On the way to the ring, from Las Vegas Nevada, weighing two hundred and fifty four pounds, here is Izzy Omega! Jerry: Personal life aside It sure looks like Izzy is starting to get things back on track. In the ring that is any ways. He has to really be licking his lips at this chance. A shot at the big one is something you could tell was a real surprise for him. As he gets closer to the ring, he looks straight ahead at the ring or opponent in it. As he enters, he looks around once more before taking his corner and sitting back, watching his opponents. The bell rings and the four men head straight for each other. They break off into Sirus and Izzy and Riz and Simon. Sirus whips Izzy into the ropes and tries to catch Izzy with a clothesline but Izzy manages to duck it. He comes up behind Sirus and delivers a straight right hand to the back of Sirus’s head. Sirus turns and delivers a right of his own. Mean while Simon takes Riz to the corner and rams his head into the turnbuckle hard. He tries this a second time but Riz blocks it and catches Simon with a dragon screw. Riz looks to be setting up a submission hold but Simon is able to escape and get back to his feet. Izzy is on the apron and Sirus is attempting to eliminate him. Izzy manages to slide back in through the ropes though and spotting Simon charges over and begins firing away at him with lefts and rights. Sirus and Riz lock up and Sirus delivers a neckbreaker. He stomps away at Riz but Riz rolls away and gets to his feet. Jerry: Well with there being four of them instead of five nobody gets left out. It was a close call for Izzy though. Sirus nearly had him. Izzy delivers a double underhook suplex on Simon and follows it up with an elbow drop. He drags Simon to his feet and looks to hook him up for a suplex but Simon blocks it. Simon then delivers a belly to belly suplex. Jerry: No love lost between Izzy and Simon, just look at the way they look at each other. Sirus whips Riz into the ropes and catches him with an arm drag. He springs onto the second rope and leaps off with a knee drop. The move connects with only the mat though as Riz rolls out of the way just in time. Riz picks up Sirus’s legs and locks in a cloverleaf. Sirus screams out in pain and attempts to fight out of it. Simon drags Izzy to his feet and attempts a short arm clothesline. Izzy manages to block it but he loses his balance and him and Simon fall backwards. Funnily enough they are just next to Sirus and Riz and both men fall on the hold being applied by Riz which of course causes a break. Jerry: Wow bodies everywhere, that is a real mess. Let’s hope everybody can find which limbs belong to whom. All four men untangle them-selves and the final permutation takes place as Izzy and Riz lock up as Sirus and Simon do likewise. Simon whips Sirus into the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster. Simon Attempts a half crab but Sirus blocks it and gets to his feet. Sirus nails Simon with a hard elbow to the chin which makes the Five star back up. Jerry: Simon has to be seeing stars after that. Just look at him, however I know he will recover quickly. Even though I am getting more and more used to seeing that kind of look on Simon’s face. Izzy delivers a hard shot to the chest of Riz and goes for another but Riz blocks it. Sirus charges at Simon but he ends up running into the ropes. Simon tosses Sirus over the top rope. Jerry: Sirus has gone, he has been eliminated. This is not the case as Sirus lands on the apron and slides back into the ring. Jerry: ok so I got it wrong, so sue me. Izzy hoists Riz over the top rope but Riz holds on to Izzy’s arm. If Izzy throws Riz out he will be taken out with him so he has no choice but to let go and Riz gets back into the ring. Riz goes behind Izzy and nails him with a back cracker. Sirus and Simon are exchanging lefts and rights when Simon breaks the pattern by delivering a knee to the gut. Simon then turns and catches Riz with a short arm clothesline. Izzy charges forwards and spears down Simon. Sirus turns and delivers a drop kick to Izzy as he is just getting to his feet. Riz walks over to Simon and picks up his legs, looking for the figure four leg lock. Simon escapes and gets to his feet. Sirus whips Izzy into the corner and follows him in. Jerry: Well we knew this would really be a free for all and still nobody has been eliminated. Sirus climbs onto the second turnbuckle whilst holding onto Izzy’s head. He leaps off and lands a bulldog, driving Izzy head first into the mat. Riz in the mean time takes Simon down with a Russian leg sweep and uses this to set up a grounded octopus hold. Jerry: Someone tell Riz that he is not going to win with submission holds. He I guess can wear them down though. I still say that he is like a fish out of water. Sirus gets Izzy to his feet and hooks his head. He looks to be attempting a DDT but Izzy blocks it. Izzy then picks up Sirus and delivers a gut buster. Jerry: I hope Sirus didn’t have anything to eat just before coming out here. Wouldn’t want to clean up that mess. Sirus falls to the mat and rolls over clutching his stomach. Simon manages to fight out of the octopus hold and he rolls over and gets to his feet. Riz is about to go towards Simon when he is kicked in the back. He turns around and gets nailed with a Lethal injection. Just as Izzy is about to drag Riz to his feet Simon catches Izzy with a spear. Izzy and Simon then begin to trade blows. Jerry: Perhaps Simon should have let Izzy toss Riz out. Not sure that was the right move at that point. Sirus is getting to his feet whilst Riz rolls away, and also gets to his feet. Izzy whips Simon into the ropes and follows him in. Simon punches Izzy hard in the face which slows down Izzy’s progress. Simon then walks around Izzy and as the latter turns Simon nails Izzy with the feature presentation which catches Izzy on the jaw and causes him to fall backwards and over the top rope. Jerry: Feature presentation and it has eliminated Izzy. Tim Marshal: Izzy has been eliminated. Jerry: We are down to Sirus, Simon and Riz. Simon and Sirus lock up and Sirus delivers a chop to the chest of Simon. Simon retaliates with an elbow which catches Sirus on the cheek bone. Simon then delivers the raging climax on Sirus. Simon then turns his attention to Riz who is making his way over. Simon throws out a left but Riz catches it and kicks Simon’s knee hard. This causes Simon to fall to the mat. Riz walks to the side of the grounded Simon and leaps in the air. He lands on Simon’s chest with a double foot stomp and he immediately leaps up again and repeats the move. Jerry: Riz stomp on Simon and look at Sirus getting to his feet. Sirus charges forwards and nails Riz with a victim of the in house drive by. Sirus then drags Simon to his feet and tries to throw him over the top rope. Simon manages to hold on though and he gets him-self back into the ring. Sirus turns and is met with a kick to the gut from Riz. Riz sets him up and delivers a hello Monday. Simon charges towards Riz as he is getting up and spears him down. Simon drags Riz to his feet and whips Riz into the corner. He charges in after him and Riz moves out of the way, causing Simon to go into the corner hard. Jerry: Simon in the thick of the action. However all three of them have to start to be feeling the exertions of the match by now. Riz then brings Simon out of the corner with a gutwrench suplex. Riz then drags Simon to his feet and takes him to the ropes. Simon delivers a strong right hand as Sirus makes his way over. Simon delivers a second and Riz attempts to cover up. Simon nails Riz with the feature presentation which sends Riz crashing to the mat. Sirus nails Simon on the side of the head with a drop kick. Simon falls back and just as Sirus is about to toss him out Riz delivers a drop toehold on Sirus. Simon recovers and drags Sirus to his feet and executes a capture suplex. Simon then turns and heads towards Riz who is ready for him. Simon attempts to hook Riz up for a suplex but Riz reverses it and delivers a wrist clutch exploder which sends Simon over the top rope. Tim Marshal: Simon Kayne has been eliminated. Jerry: Wow now we are just down to Sirus and Riz. This is it, the next one to be eliminated gets nothing whilst the winner faces off against Brian Sasso. Both Sirus and Riz meat in the middle of the ring. Sirus attempts an elbow but Riz avoids it. Riz Delivers a kick to Sirus. Riz turns Sirus around and sets him up for a pumphandle move. He lifts him up and drops him down with the cover drive. He then locks in a Riz STF. Sirus tries to turn it over but is not able to. Riz maintains the hold as Sirus looks to be fading. Jerry: Sirus really needs to break the Riz STF here or he will be tossed out of that ring in an unconscious state. Riz releases the hold and gets Sirus to his feet. He whips Sirus into the ropes and goes for a spear Sirus dodges it . Sirus turns and nails Riz with a clothesline. He then suplexes Riz and then follows it up with a series of punches. Riz fights him off and gets to his feet. Sirus hooks up Riz and drops him with a neckbreaker. Jerry; Wow Sirus is really on it here . He has to watch it, one false move or one little reversal and it could all easily change. Sirus takes Riz to the ropes and attempts to toss him out but Riz blocks it and throws Sirus onto the apron. He then attempts to complete the job but Sirus blocks it and gets back into the ring. Sirus delivers a very heavy right hand which sends Riz reeling back. He then tosses Riz over the top rope and to the outside. The bell rings as Rae goes to make sure Riz is ok. Tim Marshal: Here is the winner of the battle royal and number one contender for the SWA championship, Sirus Shade! Jerry: Sirus did it. Sirus will be in the main event of the biggest night of the SWA calendar, fallout. What a result and what a huge win for Sirus. Sirus’s music plays as he celebrates his win in the middle of the ring. Jerry: Well there you have it folks that is your lot for another night. I am the best and of course the head announcer and former Xtreme champion Jerry Sheppard. Till next week don’t forget Edge. Sirus raises his arm once more as the scene fades to the SWA logo and then to black. |
