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The opening riffs of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit play. With the first notes of the guitar, an image of a hammer appears over the SWA logo, which is also on the screen. When the notes play a second time, another hammer appears over the Aggression logo. Then, when the song begins, on the first drum beat, both hammers come down, shattering both logos into pieces. These fade almost instantly into a huge banner that reads “AGGRESSION” in large, colorful letters. This too flickers away, and we see images of SWA superstars performing incredible feats. We see matches both gruesome and intense, and a whole lot of red as blood seems to be everywhere. Soon there is only the blood, and it again forms the word Aggression. The music continues playing as we fade into the arena, where pyros are exploding, and the crowd is cheering, their bloodlust ignited by the intro they just saw. Many of them are on their feet, holding up their arms and signs and screaming as loud as they can. We make a few passes over them and then come to rest on Jerry and Katie Williams at the announce position. Jerry: Welcome to Aggression everyone! Katie: There. Are you happy now? Jerry: Yes, thanks. Anyway, I'm Jerry Sheppard, and that's Katie Williams, or so she says. This is Wednesday night Aggression, and we are live. Katie: So I say? Jerry: Well, it would be like a woman to lie... Katie: Oh right. It's the woman thing. I notice you haven't yet walked out, even though you have such a problem with me. Jerry: I can't walk out. I would be leaving all my Jerryatrics. Katie: Oy. Jerry: Now then, we've got some good matches goin on tonight. For instance, Korgoth is going to take on Izzy Omega. That's gonna be a crash boom bang kinda match. And then, we have B Cool taking on the Brawler as well in a high-profile, higher emotion confrontation. Katie: Good. You're getting better. Jerry: Shhh. I'm getting into a groove here. We also have what could be a good woman-only match. Yes, it's only speculation, but I said it nonetheless. Crystal Cole returns to the ring against Kristen Brown. Katie: I m definitely looking forward to that one. Jerry: Well, you would. Now then, I do believe it's time for some tag team action to start us off. Katie: Yes, it is indeed. Time for the odd combination of Roxy Lang and Julio Valdez to take on AJ Angel and Persephone Waters. Jerry: You are aware that Roxy trained Julio, right? No, of course you're not. Katie: Yes, Jerry, I am aware. That doesn't change the fact that they have two very different personalities. Jerry: Ah, but all that matters is their skill in the ring, right? Or so the demoted Bob once said. Katie: Demoted? Oy, you really are too big on yourself. Let's just go to Tim Marshal, and get this thing started. Tim? ( Roxy & Julio vs. Persephone & AJ Angel ) Tim Marshal: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! he arena goes black, Vicarious by Tool hits the PA, and the opening of the song plays out to the :46 second mark before a spotlight shines out on the stage. AJ makes her way out alongside Persephone and surveys her surroundings. Persephone looking more angered than usual, AJ smug and confident. After the lyrics kick in at the 1:07 mark, they make their way down to the ring at a deliberate pace. Tim Marshal: Introducing first, the team of AJ Angel and Persephone Waters! Katie: You would be hard-pressed to find a more vicious couple of individuals. Jerry: That's because they're both women, one's a sadist, and one's a potthead. That's a combination you don't get very often. Katie: Except for the women thing, I have to agree. They both hop up on the apron, and slide under the ropes before hopping up back to their feet and taking their corner. Persephone steps outside after a moment, though, leaving AJ to start things off while she gets on the apron. Till I Collapse by Eminem begins to play. Julio Valdez steps out onto the stage and looks around for a moment before making his way down the ramp. Roxy Lang follows him, looking just about ready to kill somebody. Tim Marshal: And their opponents, the team of Julio Valdez, and Roxy Lang! Katie: This guy's got a real good attitude out there. Jerry: Really? Why don't you go get with him, do your woman thing, you know, and I'll work the show on my own. Katie: I don't think so, Jerry. I'm just saying he's got a great presence. He's gonna be popular here once he's more established. Julio continues to walk to the ring. He is walking in a confident and self assured manner. He climbs onto the apron and while holding onto the ropes slingshots his way into the ring. He takes his corner and awaits the start of the match. Roxy climbs up on the apron on that side, glaring into the ring at AJ. Katie: Here we go. Jerry: Wait, aren't Persephone and Julio supposed to be tag team partners? Katie: Why yes, Jerry. Great job on figuring that out. They grow up so fast. Jerry: I'm just sayin... Shut up. The bell rings, and Julio comes at AJ hard, charging low and going for a spear. He connects, as even though AJ tried to dodge, he was able to follow her movement exactly. She falls against the ropes, and Julio, who lost almost no momentum, after the spear, straightens, catches her before she can fall out of the ring, and picks her up, turning to deliver a side slam. Katie: And Julio's showing his wrestling prowess already. Jerry: Oh my God! You really want this guy, don't you? Katie: No, Jerry. But honestly, what would it matter if I did? You'll never be jealous, right? You don't like women. Jerry: Right. AJ manages to roll away from Julio before he can do any further damage, going into a handstand. Julio comes at her again, and AJ manages to spin on her hands, delivering a couple of kicks to Julio's midsection which knock him back, then performing a forward roll, snapping back to her feet, whirling back around to face Julio, and charging him, nailing a spear of her own. he goes down at once, having already been staggered by the kicks, and she smiles. Katie: Wow! Jerry: Just like a woman. She just wanted to outdo him. Katie: NO, I think she just wanted to hurt him, and she most certainly did that. AJ moves away from Julio, climbing up to the second rope. She waits for Julio to get up, which he does shortly, then leaps off, going for a missile dropkick to the head. Julio ducks, and she soars right over him, crashing into the opposite turnbuckle, which is an unoccupied one. She lands hard on her back, and Julio simply looks at her to judge her current state. Jerry: oooo. That one sure didn't pay off. Katie: Does it make you happy to see women in pain, or something? Jerry: Hey, this particular woman cuts peoples' tongues out. I'm sure you're not complaining too much either. Katie: Hmm. Alright, you win this one. Jerry: I've won every one. You just don't know it. Katie: Oy... AJ stumbles to her feet, then over to her corner to make the tag to Persephone. Julio seems perfectly willing to allow this. Jerry: Uh, julio, what are you doing? Katie: I'd guess that he wants to wrestle Persephone. After all, she was kinda vicious to him. Jerry: Some tag partner. Freakin women. Katie: And you wonder why people speculate that you're gay? Seriously, Jerry. Persephone climbs into the ring, staring straight at Julio. Both move toward each other slowly. Julio goes for a lockup, but Persephone doesn't allow it. Instead, she shoots low, taking out his legs. He manages to land on his hands, but she leaps onto his back, forcing him to the ground. She then begins hammering the back of his head with blow after blow. Katie: Wow. Persephone is exploding on Julio right here! Jerry: And she won't let up! Katie: Don't say it. Jerry: I wasn't gonna say anything. Katie: Yes you were. Julio manages to shove her off of him eventually, but it is clear that some damage, at least, has been done. He holds his head for a second, before crawling away, moving toward his corner. Katie: Wow. The pure aggression shown to us all by Persephone there really, really hurt Julio. Jerry: So he's gonna tag in Roxy. Well, consider the match lost. Katie: What? Jerry: You can never rely on a woman. Katie: Oh my God, Jerry! Seriously! We're not all horrible people! Tell me honestly right now. Besides throwing the occasional jab at you because of the way you are, what have I honestly done to you? Jerry: Well... You took my show. Katie: I applied for the job because you needed a counterpoint. Because on your own, you were hurting this company. Jerry: I was not... Katie: Just call the match. Jerry: Uh... There's the tag! Julio does manage to tag Roxy in. Persephone, who was waiting right inside the ring, and had actually attempted to stop Julio from tagging, looks suddenly disappointed. Julio climbs out, and Roxy climbs in. Because of Persephone's close proximity to their corner, she cannot avoid the powerful right hand Roxy throws her way as soon as she's inside the ring. It is, in fact, powerful enough to take her off her feet. Katie: Wow. Great right hand there by Roxy. Jerry: Uh... Sure. Katie: What's the matter, Jerry? Feeling a tad guilty? Jerry: no! Roxy begins laying into Persephone with kicks and stomps, and Persephone is just unable to move out of the way in time. Finally, ROxy attempts to lock her legs up, but Persephone understands this, and kicks her away. She then gets to her feet, rushes to her corner, and tags in AJ. Katie: And another tag made here! Jerry: Ya know, I've noticed you've been preempting me a lot. Katie: It's probably the best way to deal with you. Jerry: I resent that. Katie: Resent the truth all you like. It's still the truth. AJ climbs back in, though it's clear she's still a bit flustered and hurt after having crashed into that turnbuckle earlier. Roxy steps forward to meet her, taking an extra-long step, and leg-tripping her. AJ falls to the mat with a surprised thud. Jerry: And AJ goes down again. Katie: Did you only say that just now to get the first word in? Jerry: Uh... yeah. Katie: Uh-huh. Roxy locks AJ up in an arm lock, but AJ is able to reach the ropes, and Roxy is forced to break the hold. Of course, she does this at a count of four. She doesn't stop there, though. Scooping AJ up, she sends her into the ropes, and viciously clotheslines her when she comes back. Picking her up again, she moves to the turnbuckle, and using it, performs a tornado DDT. Katie: Roxy's on a roll here! She could really win this thing! Jerry: I think that's what she's going for. Yep, there's a cover! Persephone, anticipating the cover before it occurs, starts moving at once. Julio takes a second longer. 1... 2... Persephone succeeds in stopping the pinfall attempt, knocking Roxy off of AJ. She and Julio begin fighting afterward, right there in the ring, until the referee breaks them up, and forces them to go to their own corners. They reluctantly do, but almost as soon as that is done, AJ breaks the lockup she was having with Roxy, and runs over to tag in Persephone. Roxy looks baffled, but shakes her head, and tags in Julio. Katie: Two tags made there. Jerry: I'm guessing they're just trying to remain as fresh as they can for as long as they can. Once again, typical women. Katie: Are you saying you don't bathe? Jerry: No, that's not what i meant... Katie: yes it was. Only a woman stays fresh, right? Jerry: Uh... Shut up. Both legal participants enter the ring once more, and move to the center. They lock up, and for a time, it appears Julio is winning the exchange. Indeed, he successfully sends Persephone into an unoccupied corner. He goes in after her, and attempts another move, but she surprises him, managing to counter, and slam him into the corner instead. She then proceeds to slam his head into the post multiple times, each slam punctuated by the fact that the back of his head has already been injured. Katie: Oh man! Persephone is being brutal! Jerry: So much for the tag team. At that moment, Persephone does something very strange. She literally shoves Julio away from the turnbuckle, letting him stagger away from her. Katie: What's she doing here? Jerry: I don't know, but... Woe! Wait! Persephone dashes forward, catches Julio, and rolls him up from behind. The referee is right there to make the count, and Roxy can't possibly get there fast enough. 1... 2... 3! The bell rings, and Persephone's music plays. Tim Marshal: Here are your winners, Persephone Waters and AJ Angel! Jerry: What... What just happened? Katie: I guess you could call that playing it smart. She did the damage, then beat him with a rollup. Jerry: But that's not the kind of ending anyone's looking for, is it? Katie: I beg to differ. Persephone climbs out of the ring, and she and AJ walk away together, celebrating their victory. Roxy helps Julio up, and they walk out as well, somewhat more dejected, though Roxy doesn't appear to be blaming him. Jerry: Well whatever. That was almost to the point where I'd call it a good match, but fine. Let's just move on. I do believe Izzy Omega is going to take on Korgoth when we return. Katie: That is correct. Stay tuned, folks. That's a match you don't want to miss. The scene opens into a nice bakery shop. The costumers are standing at the counters buying bread and other backed goods. A voice proclaims. Voice: Death Bread Bakery. We only serve the freshest bread! The scene changes to a door. A human shadow is slowly creeping up on it. And the door knob is turned by a rotten hand. The door is opened and the camera jumps to the inside to show us the bread zombie wearing a bakery staff hat and a basket full of bread. Voice: Our delivery service works 24/7 and we guarantee that not even death will stop it! The bread zombie moans and raises his hat in greeting. He jerkily grabs a bread from the basket and hands it to the costumer. Then he again lifts his hat, moans and turns to limp away. Voice: Death Bread Bakery! It's crunchy and healthy! The camera focuses on the bread and we see it’s full of maggots and bugs. The scene fades to black. Jerry: Next we have the returning Korgoth taking on Izzy Omega in action. Katie: Izzy was playing golf and really taking Korgoth to task this week. Jerry: Well Izzy looks to be getting his flow back and Korgoth will really have to be paying attention. Will he be able to pick up his returning win against Izzy? So many questions and so few answers. The best way to get them is to go down to ring side and Tim Marshal. Tim Marshal: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Hell and Consequences begins to play as Korgoth sweeps the curtain aside and strides confidently out from the back, moving down the ramp with casual grace. Tim Marshal: Introducing first, from Ireland, weighing four hundred and ninety five pounds, here is Korgoth! Katie: He didn't have the best times of it against Behemoth so I am sure he will want to put it right against Izzy. That is not going to be easy. Jerry: Na Katie, all he has to do is squash Izzy. It's not like anyone would miss him anyways. Two pyros go off on either side of him as he reaches the bottom of the ramp. He walks to the ring apron, steps up onto it and leaps the ropes in a single easy bound, 4 huge pyros going off at the ring posts as his boots hit the canvas. He flexes his massive muscles and bows to the fans, getting a pop from the crowd before retreating to his corner. As the lights dim, the Skytron comes to life with matches Izzy has had in the past. "Valentines Day" by Marilyn Manson starts playing as Izzy slowly rises from the stage. As the strobes go off behind him, he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hand with fans and playing up to them. Tim Marshal: Introducing his opponent, from Las Vegas Nevada, weighing two hundred and fifty four pounds, here is Izzy Omega! Jerry: If you ask me Izzy should get off this whole Kristen thing. I mean did you hear what she said about him? Katie: What you mean like how you should with the whole Onyx thing Jerry? Jerry: Come on now Katie that was uncalled for. As he gets closer to the ring, he looks straight ahead at Korgoth in it. As he enters, he looks around once more before taking his corner and sitting back, watching Korgoth. The bell rings and both men head for each other. Izzy delivers a kick to the knee of his much larger opponent. He then bounces off the ropes but is caught in a waist lock by Korgoth. Korgoth then throws Izzy over his head and turns to watch Izzy crash to the mat after a belly to belly over head suplex. Korgoth drags his much lighter opponent to his feet and delivers a stiff punch to the chest. Korgoth then picks up Izzy as if he was looking for a suplex but at the apex of the lift Izzy manages to slip out and land behind Korgoth. Izzy then delivers a knee to the back of his much larger opponent. He then leaps off the second rope and delivers a double axe handle to the back of Korgoth's head. Korgoth is brought down to one knee with this move. Katie: What a quick exchange by these two. It has already started off with a back and forth. Jerry: Well that big lump in the black suit will need to keep this match as short as he can. He won't be able to keep this up for long. Izzy goes to the front of Korgoth and timing it perfectly dives forwards with a lariat which connects just as Korgoth was intending to get to his feet. The result is a spectacular crash as Korgoth hits the mat. Izzy drops onto Korgoth and the ref drops for the pin. Katie: Izzy has grounded him and is now looking to finish him quickly. One... Two... Kick out! Jerry: Didn't work and I knew it wouldn't. Izzy drops an elbow onto the chest of Korgoth. He goes onto the second rope and leaps off, looking to hit a leg drop. Korgoth sits up and causes Izzy to miss it though. Korgoth gets to his feet and grabs Izzy by the head and picks him up like a bag of bones. Korgoth throws Izzy across the ring and Izzy lands in a heap on the floor. Jerry: This man is huge and very powerful, he can just do that to another human being without too much effort. Katie: It is the job of the smaller person to find a way in which they can combat that size difference. Korgoth walks over to Izzy and picks him up once again. He whips him into the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster. He then immediately goes for a pin fall. One... Two... Kick out! Katie: Izzy showing some guts now. A kick out after two. Jerry: Yeah showing guts Katie, he is just doing his job. Korgoth gets Izzy to his feet. He whips him into the corner and charges in after him. Izzy moves which causes the larger man to go into the turnbuckle. Korgoth doesn't go down though. Izzy is ready for him and delivers a kick to the gut. Izzy then takes one of Korgoth's arms and places it across the top rope. He then gets onto the second rope him-self and leaps up and lands his body across the arm that is draped over the top rope. Korgoth screams out as he is forced to his knees with the force of the move. Izzy grabs that very same arm once again and drops it over his knee. Jerry: Arm breaker by Izzy. Finally using some form of strategy. Katie: Do you have something against Izzy Jerry? Jerry: No why? Katie: you have put him down on every occasion. Jerry: It's just fun Katie, you should try it. Katie: I don't think that what you find fun appeals to people with common sense. Izzy springs off the ropes and kicks the shoulder of Korgoth. This causes him to fall back onto the mat. Izzy then climbs to the top rope and looks at his opponent. Jerry: Izzy airlines in coming. Izzy leaps off and lands on Korgoth's chest with a vertical splash. He stays there and the referee makes the count. Katie: The whoopy cushion and Izzy is looking to take this one. One... Two... Kick out! Jerry: Close that one was. Up to this point this match has been uh... interesting. Izzy punches away at the head of the still grounded Korgoth and then stamps on his shoulder and arm. Korgoth rolls away and slowly gets to his feet. Izzy charges at him and out of desperation more than anything else Korgoth just throws out an arm which connects with the mid section of Izzy and causes him to stumble backwards. Korgoth then charges forwards and brings down Izzy with a shoulder block. Jerry: Izzy just got steam rolled. Katie: That had to really knock the stuffing out of Izzy. Korgoth then picks up Izzy and brings him down back first across his knee. He then raises a huge leg and drops to a sitting position. Izzy rolls out of the way of the on coming leg drop and grabs the ropes. Katie: He nearly got trapped under a falling tree trunk there. Jerry: If he had landed that leg drop the ring crew would have had to use forks to remove Izzy from the ring. As Korgoth gets to his feet Izzy charges towards him. The crowd gasp as Izzy's elbow connects with the face of Korgoth and blood begins to pour from it as Korgoth drops to one knee. Jerry: BlooooooooD! Katie: I don't care how big you are, that had to hurt. Izzy punches away at any part of Korgoth he can reach. His main focus of attack is the damaged left arm though. Izzy then grabs said left arm and pulls it behind Korgoth's back in a hammer lock. Izzy uses his free arm to just punch away at Korgoth. Out of desperation more than anything else Korgoth drives the fist of his free hand into the ribs of Izzy. Jerry: Ouch I am sure I heard a crack there. Katie: He hit him with some force and it has not only broken the hold it has also really got Izzy hard. Izzy stumbles back clutching his ribs on the left side. Korgoth uses this opportunity to get his baring's. He stands up and makes his way over to Izzy. Izzy sees him coming though and he catches Korgoth with the Lethal injection. Katie: There is the lethal Injection. Korgoth walked right into it. Izzy stands back as Korgoth gets to his feet. Jerry: What is he doing? He had him right where he wanted him and he backed off. Izzy delivers another kick to the gut of Korgoth and delivers a second Lethal injection. This time he doesn't hesitate and goes right for a pin. One... Two... Three! Katie: He really wanted to be sure that he had his much larger opponent so he got him with the second and as a result he got the three count. Tim Marshal: Here is your winner, Izzy Omega! Jerry: Well well, the old timer did it. He pulled off a win and it is back to the drawing board for Korgoth. Katie: That was a really good showing for Izzy this week. I know that Korgoth is just returning but Izzy really showed how much he was on his game. Valentines Day by Marilyn Manson begins to play as Izzy celebrates his victory. Korgoth gets out of the ring (still bleeding slightly) and makes his way to the back. Katie: Korgoth will get it back in time but today was just not his night. Jerry: We will see if he does. It's clear he needs allot of work to get back to what he was. Katie: Always ready to be cynical aren't you Jerry? Always ready to make some kind of smart remark. I should remind you that you lost to the bread Zombie last week. Jerry: Any ways next up we have tag action as Riz and Sirus take on the Miller brothers. We will be back after the break. Katie: It figures. We close into Russell Brown sitting at a table in Sydney, Australia singing autographs. Suddenly his phone that rests on the table begins to vibrate. Russell looks at the text and nods. Russell then looks up at the camera. Russell Brown: Just got a text from SWA Mobile talking about how long Izzy Omega is going to be out with a broken leg. Yeah, it's going to be a while. Russell signs a quick picture and then looks back up at the camera. Russell Brown: I can get text messages from SWA Mobile anywhere at anytime. Like here in Australia. Russell quickly disappears on the screen and he then re-appears in the bathroom taking a leak. Russell then checks his phone for another update and then looks back up at the camera. Russell Brown: Or even here at Vinny's Bar. The camera then shifts to the outside of the bathroom door and when Russell pushes the door open, he is in his ring gear. Russell holds out his arms and the raining shower of pyro falls down on him. Suddenly Russell is walking down a ramp at an SWA event as the cameras follow behind him. Russell gets on the apron, rips off his hood and spreads his arms once more before entering the ring and standing in his corner. The cameras then face him and Russell pulls out his phone, looks at the text message from SWA Mobile and then looks up at the camera. Russell Brown: SWA Mobile. Anytime! Anywhere! Russell then tosses the phone and charges at his opponent and right when he goes to take a punch, the screen goes to black where the screen says in blue and white writing "SWA Mobile. Anytime. Anywhere. Get all the updates of the SWA on your phone today!" The commercial then fades. Katie: Welcome back to Wednesday Night Aggression! After an impressive showing by Izzy Omega earlier tonight, we will continue with tag team action. The unlikely duo of Sirus Shade and Riz will take on The Miller Brothers! Jerry: You know, this match does seem like a good one to watch, but do you know what would make it better for me? If I didn’t have to hear you speak during it. I am sure everybody at home agrees with me, too. Katie: Whatever, Jerry. You are just jealous I have done better commentary work in my first two weeks here than in your entire SWA career. Jerry: Please, Katie. Stop kidding yourself. ( Riz and Sirus vs. The Miller Brothers ) Tim Marshal: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!!! Take you down by Egypt Central begins to play. The Skytron is divided into a black and a white screen. Letters form over them with white over the black and black over the white. Every coin has two sides! Only both make it whole! In the black background are shown pictures of Markus, in the white of his brother Roger. Then the name The Miller Brothers places itself over them, again in black and white. Then there are cuts of them wrestling. Roger jumps out from behind the curtain and starts waving at the fans. He punches the air and hops around, hyping them up and they reward him with loud cheers. Roger starts jogging down the ramp, slapping hands and cheering the fans up. Markus makes his way down the ring with a more serious look than his brother. Tim Marshal: Making their way to the ring, from Salt Lake City, Utah, weighing in at a combined weight of 403 pounds, Markus and Roger, The Miller Brothers!!!! When Roger reaches the ring, he slides in under the ropes and instantly jumps up again. After some cheering in the ring, he climbs the turnbuckle and waves his hands at the fans, pumping them up with him. After that they get to their corners, waiting for their opponents to get to the ring. Katie: The Miller Brothers seem like they are ready for a battle against Riz and Sirus Shade. Speaking of which, I wonder how well they will work together as a team. Jerry: Hopefully they will do a better job than we are doing as a commentary team. Seriously, everything here on Wednesday Night Aggression was fine and dandy until you showed up. Katie: You don’t like me here, Jerry? Too bad. I am here to stay, so you better get used to me. The loner by Garry Moore begins to play and all the lights apart from the ones above the ring which turn purple go out. They then begin to come back on in colors of purple, blue and orange. A green spotlight shines on the entrance way and as the drums kick in, Riz, who is dressed in his black over coat, steps out from behind the curtain. He then saunters to the ring, leaving the spotlight behind him. Tim Marshal: On the way to the ring, from Autumn valley, weighing one hundred and seventy pounds, here is Riz! Riz makes his way down the ramp looking directly at the ring. Once he has reached it he climbs up onto the apron and looks around at the fans. He then takes off his coat and hands it to security as he steps through the ropes. He looks around at the fans once more before taking a corner, staring in the eyes of both Roger and Markus. Potent by Genuflect begins to play out of the P.A. system. Sirus Shade appears from under the Skytron and stands at the top of the ramp and looks back and forth while chewing gum with a smirk on his face. He begins to walk down to the ring he slaps hands with a few fans on the way down and then swings his arm and stops it with other hand and raises his fist to some people in the crowd. Tim Marshal: And his tag team partner, weighing in at 210 pounds, Sirus Shade!!!!!!! He walks up the steps and puts his foot on the bottom rope and rests his arm on the top looking towards the fans. He lowers his shades slightly and peers over them still chewing the gum and gives a slight laugh. He enters throw the top and second rope. He takes off his jacket and tosses it to security. He stands next to Riz and stares at The Miller Brothers too. Katie: Both tag teams are ready to go!! Jerry: Even though Riz and Sirus are somewhat of a makeshift tag team, I think they will have no problem picking up a win against The Miller Brothers. They both have had successful single’s careers. Katie: While that may be true, the world of tag team matches is completely different from single’s matches, and this is where The Miller Brothers may have the advantage. Jerry: How would you know that? You never even wrestled a match in your life, unlike me. I am a former Xtreme Champion. Katie: Let’s not talk about that, shall we? After all, it was one of the weakest Xtreme Title reigns in the history of the championship. The bell rings to start the match off. Markus Miller and Sirus Shade start off the match. Roger Miller and Riz both go to their respective corners. Sirus and Markus move to the center of the ring and get into a grappler’s position, with each man grabbing the back of the neck and the arm. Sirus uses all of his weight and pushes Markus right into the corner. Once this happens, Sirus winds back and nails a series of chops right to the chest of Markus. Hitting chop after chop full force, Markus Miller’s chest is all red. From there, Sirus grabs his neck with a headlock and slams him face-first into the ground with a running bulldog. Jerry: You see, Katie? I called this. Katie: What do you mean? It’s still very early in the match and anything can happen. Sirus makes his way to the corner and tag in his partner, Riz. Riz ducks under the top rope and enters the ring, waiting for Markus to get up to his feet. Riz runs forward, directing a running forearm smash to the stomach of Markus. With Markus ducked down now, Riz bounces off the ropes, runs forward, and leaps into the air with a scissors kick. However, Markus side-steps and avoids the attack. After Riz misses the kick, Markus grabs him by the back of the head and slams him face-first into the turnbuckle. From there, he grabs Riz around the waist and tosses him in the air with a huge German suplex. Katie: Beautiful counter there by Markus Miller! Now all he needs to do is tag Roger in for the fresh tag. Jerry: Sounds like an easy plan in theory, but let’s see of Riz will let that even happen. Markus walks over to Roger slowly. Riz tries to crawl over to stop the tag, but he can’t generate the power to get back onto his feet. Markus tags Roger in, and Roger runs into the ring. Riz finally gets back onto his feet, only to get hit with a missile dropkick to the face. Riz only stays down for a few seconds and gets back up, and Roger delivers a dropkick yet again. Riz stays down for a few more seconds, but manages to get to his feet again. Roger grabs Riz by the head and attempts to deliver a swinging neckbreaker. As Roger spins Riz, he looses his grip on him. Riz gets out of the neckbreaker position, and before Roger can even realize it, he grabs Roger and slams him down with an overhead body press. Katie: Oh man!! Look at the pure power there by Riz onto Roger Miller! That had to hurt Roger’s back. Jerry: Gee, you think? It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out. Katie: Don’t you have anything better to do than to ridicule me, like maybe focus on the match going on? Roger doesn’t stay on the ground for long, but Riz is ready for him to stand up. Once he gets up, Riz grabs him and hits Roger with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a clothesline to bring him to the ground. With Roger on the ground, Riz walks over and tags in Sirus. Katie: Fresh tag made by Riz onto Sirus Shade. I wonder if Roger has what it takes to recover from this. What are your thoughts, Jerry? Jerry: … Katie: Oh, now you’re going to sit there and play the silent game with me? What the hell is that for? Jerry: Oh, I’m sorry, but I don’t talk to jerks. Katie: You’re calling me a jerk? The only jerk around here is you Jerry Sheppard. I simply defend myself from your b.s. Sirus keeps Roger on the ground with a series of falling elbow drops to the throat. From there, he continues the offense with a side headlock from the ground, keeping his arm tight around Roger’s neck. Roger tries to stop the choke by tucking his chin a bit, but Sirus’s headlock is just too powerful. Roger luckily manages to get his bottom foot on the rope next to him. Referee Bob Thomas calls for the rope break. Sirus breaks off the headlock and gets onto his feet. Sirus then climbs onto the top turnbuckle. Katie: Here’s an area where we don’t normally see Sirus Shade, seeing as though he is more of a technical wrestler. Jerry: What are you talking about? Sirus is one of the most unpredictable wrestlers in the SWA, and he will do whatever it takes in his arsenal to win. Sirus leaps into the air and goes for a top rope elbow drop. However, Roger rolls out of the way at the last second and Sirus misses his elbow drop. Both Roger and Sirus are laid out in the middle of the ring. The referee begins counting the double knockout. One! Two! Three! Four! Roger begins to crawl over to Markus, while Sirus does the same over to Riz. Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Sirus gets the tag into Riz first, and right after that Roger gets the tag into Markus. Katie: That match almost ended with a double knockout, but they both managed to fight the pain and get the fresh tag!!! Markus runs forward to Riz and goes for a clothesline. Riz ducks this move and with Markus’s back turned, Riz nails him with his finishing pumphandle reverse piledriver. Katie: The Autumn Valley Blues!!!!! Jerry: Markus is laid out cold. I so called this ending!!!!!!!! Riz hooks the leg for the cover. One! Two!!! Three!!!! The Loner by Garry Moore begins to play as Riz and Sirus Shade get their hands raised by the referee. Tim Marshal: Here are your winners, Sirus Shade and Riz!!!!!!!! Riz and Sirus give each other a high five and the two make their way down the ramp. Roger goes over to his fallen brother to see if he is injured. Katie: Despite the valiant effort The Miller Brothers have provided here tonight, Riz and Sirus showed they have what it took to reign supreme. Jerry: Will you ever doubt my predictions again, Katie? Katie: You are such a child. Folks watching at home, please don’t mind his behavior. Coming up next, we are going to see a match I sure have been looking forward to. Two SWA legends battle it out as we see Crystal Cole take on Kristen Brown. Jerry: Legendary women. You see the problem here. Stay tuned! The scene shows an average Joe feebly trying to open a can. Suddenly, a gruff voiceover cuts in. Manly Voice: HEY. Your ordinary can opener not doing it for ya? Average Joe: It sure isn't. Manly Voice: Then MAN UP from that Can Opener to a MAN-OPENER. Average Joe: That sounds a bit suggestiv- AGH! The Joe is cut off as his kitchen bursts into flames and a musclebound action hero type bursts through his wall wielding some kind of complicated contraption whirring with buzzsaws and complete with two blowtorch flames. Manly Voice: CAN THE BACKSASS BITCH. And then open that can back up with the MAN-OPENER. The mesomorphic mountain of a man grabs the can from the countertop in one hand and wields the giant bladed flaming contraption in the other. He points the business end of the device at the can and pulls the trigger, and the can is instantly and utterly destroyed. He raises his arms high in success. Manly Voice: Don't let some punkass can stand between you and victory. Man up! Buy the Man-Opener today! The scene cuts to a shot of the Man-Opener as a hasty voice reads a selection of small print seen just below the product. Hasty Voice: Warning. The Man-Opener is extremely dangerous and should only be used by Chuck Norris, Solid Snake, or anyone else with distinctive indestructible facial hair. Keep out of the reach of children and other household pets. Do not under any circumstances attempt to mate with the Man-Opener regardless of any sexual attraction to inanimate objects. Manly Voice: The Man-Opener! Get yours today! Jerry: We are back on Aggression, and it's Legendary Diva time. Katie: What exactly is the problem with that? Jerry: Legends are cool, divas aren't. I have no idea what I'm gonna do. Katie: This is gonna be a fantastic match. I'm sure you'll figure something out. Now then, let's throw it over to Tim Marshal, who is set to kick off this awesome match. ( Crystal Cole vs. Kristen Brown ) Tim Marshal: The following contest is set for one fall. Blue and white strobes begin to flash as “Go” by Proximity Grey hits the speakers. Crystal then steps out onto the stage as white pyro erupts. Tim Marshal: On her way to the ring…from Norfolk, Virginia…weighing 130 lbs…Crystal Cole! She makes her way down to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and gets to her feet. Grinning, she looks towards the crowd, turning in a circle so she can see just how packed the house is before moving to her corner. She takes a deep breath and awaits her opponent. Katie: Crystal seems as if she knows this match is a make or break. Jerry: Well, think of it this way, some broad… Katie: I dare you to say that about Kristen again. Jerry: Er…some…woman…like Kristen who has a bloodlust is wanting to rip you apart. Yeah, I would say it’s uphill. The lights begin to strobe red and white as “Evolution” by Noise auction begins to play. It goes on and as the full band kicks in, multiple rapid fire white and red pyros go off, leaving a large amount of smoke in the entranceway. Kristen steps out, walking through it with enough speed behind her step that it looks like the smoke is running away from her. Tim Marshal: And her opponent…from Columbus, Ohio, weighing 143 lbs…Kristen Brown! She makes her way down to the ring and climbs up onto the apron and flips over the top rope. She glares at Crystal as she lands on her feet. Katie: That look says it all. She is focused and fired up. Jerry: No comment. Katie: Say that again…it seems my headset went out. Jerry: That look…yeah…just move on. The bell sounds and Crystal comes out of the corner. Kristen gets a smirk on her face as they lock up. Kristen starts it out with an Irish whip. As Crystal comes back, Kristen ducks her head. Crystal flips over her back and runs off the ropes. She comes back and Kristen attempts a hip toss. Crystal blocks it and flips over. She hip tosses Kristen quickly. Kristen gets to her feet and runs back at Crystal. She slides and catches Crystal’s leg, tripping her up. It seems she is going for a schoolboy pin, but stands and hooks her other leg. She leans back, sending Crystal into the ropes. But Crystal gets her footing and moonsaults from the middle rope onto a surprised Kristen and hooks a leg. One… Two… Kickout!! Kristen rolls to the side and gets to her feet quickly. Crystal stops in her tracks and stares at Kristen, both of them breathing hard. The fans roar at the moves displayed. Katie: WOW! What a set of moves! Jerry: Well, I have to admit…even that was impressive. And I won’t be saying that too often. Kristen sneers as she, again, locks up with Crystal. They go back and forth for position until Kristen backs Crystal up into the corner. The ref starts the count and Kristen breaks it up slowly. As she raises her hands and backs up, she nails Crystal with a hard left hand. Kristen comes in and begins taking control. She nails her again and again. She whips her to the far side with force. So much that, when Crystal hits, she bounces off and to the mat. She holds her back as Kristen methodically walks towards her. She lays in a few stomps and drops down with a quick elbow. She picks Crystal up and slams her into the metal post. Crystal cries out and falls back, holding her shoulder. The ref admonishes her and checks on Crystal. Kristen shakes her head and steps in front of the ref. She picks her up and slams her head into the turnbuckle. She brings her out and picks her up, slamming her with a scoop slam. Jerry: Is it me or is Kristen taking Crystal apart? Katie: It would seems so. Kristen knows what it takes to take people out. Kristen pulls Crystal up and drapes her across the middle rope. She runs off and bounces off the other side. As she comes back, she leaps up and brings her leg across Crystal’s back, choking her on the ropes. She falls back and Kristen looks down. She drops down and locks in a headlock. She grinds away at Crystal’s neck and starts to get up. Crystal tries fighting out, but Kristen keeps the hold on harder. Crystal opens her eyes and begins turning. She sees the ropes and leaps up. She kicks off said ropes and falls backwards onto Kristen. The ref drops down for a count, but Kristen lets the hold go quickly. Crystal, as she is released, rolls out of the ring. She leans down and places her hands on her knees, catching her breath. Kristen hops out and comes after Crystal. Crystal pops up quickly with a second wind and begins trading blows with her. Crystal gains the upper hand and starts sending Kristen back. Out of nowhere, Crystal hops up and wraps her legs around Kristen’s neck. She snaps back and delivers a Hurricanrana onto Kristen. Crystal pops up very pumped. She rolls into the ring and then back out. She takes a few steps back and starts running when she sees Kristen getting up. Crystal leaps in the air, takes a step off the stairs and spins in the air, flipping onto Kristen with a Standing Senton. The fans roar and begin chanting Crystal’s name. She stands and looks around for a moment with a smile. Katie: To say Crystal has lost a step would be a lie. Jerry: Gotta tell ya…this match is pretty good. You know…for… Katie: Don’t ruin it Jerry. Crystal picks Kristen up and rolls her in the ring. She leaps up and stands on the apron. With a slingshot over the ropes, she comes crashing down on Kristen with a leg drop. She rolls over and hooks a leg. One… Two… THR-KICKOUT!!! Katie: Oooh….so close! Jerry: I thought maybe she had her. Crystal gets up and picks Kristen up. She whips Kristen into the turnbuckle now and sends her to the mat with a hard shot into them. Crystal watches as Kristen starts getting up. Crystal charges forward for a Crystal Shard. Kristen steps back and hops up into a sitting position onto the turnbuckle. Crystal catches herself, but Kristen wraps her arms around her waist, lifting her up. Kristen then stands and quickly comes off for The Atomic Powerbomb. Crystal pushes forward and rolls off of Kristen. They both land on their feet, Crystal behind Kristen. Crystal trips Kristen down and quickly locks in an STF. Katie: The Crystal Prisim! This could do it! Jerry: I don’t know…Kristen has a lot of fire in her. Kristen reaches out, trying to go for the ropes. Crystal screams out as he reaches deep down and pulls back. Kristen holds on for another moment, but can’t help but start to tap. The bell sounds as the place erupts. Katie: She did it! What a win for Crystal! Jerry: I gotta admit…that was a really good match! Tim Marshal: Here is your winner…CRYSTAL COLE!!! Crystal has her hand raised as Kristen rolls out, looking in at Crystal with anger in her eyes. Katie: And that is the look of a woman who is angry. Jerry: Well, do you blame her? She was ready to tear into Crystal and, while she did, she lost. Crystal poses a little longer for the cameras with a huge smile. Katie: I think this is a statement that Crystal Cole is back folks. Jerry: Yeah, well, we’ll see how her husband fairs next against the Brawler. Stay with us, folks! Smoke begins to filter into a dark screen as an image of a red line appears on the screen. "There are no lines to cross." The red line suddenly disappears as a giant WE shows up where the line was. "This isn't wrestling entertainment." The letters begin to fade away but stop and crack apart and fall out of view. "This is on the Edge!" The EDGE Logo flashes onto the screen and begins to move to the top. "This is nothing but Aggression!" The aggression logo falls into the picture and smashes into the bottom of the screen with force, slightly breaking apart the letters. "You are In the Squared Circle!" An image of ITSC host Brandon Cole flashes onto the screen as he talks into a mic in his studio. The image begins to slightly fade to where the other two words shine through it. "This is the SWA!" The SWA letters break through the rest of the screen and smoke as they shine bright and everything else fades out. "THIS IS WRESTLING!" The SWA letters remain along with the phrase "THIS IS WRESTLING!" under it as the image then fades out.
Jerry: A match that promises to be a real ... what the.
Katie: Uh, are we having problems with the skytron?
The screen crackles and breaks up and the visage of Pennywise
from Stephen King's IT appears on the screen. The images finally fade and the screen returns to normal. Jerry: What ... in the name of god ... was ... haha ... that. Katie: I swear to god Jerry, you can be really immature at times. Jerry: Hey! At least I can appreciate good comedy when I see it! Women never appreciate humor! Katie: Huh? That was pathetic, even by your usual standards. Anyway folks, I have no idea what happened there, but I'm sure we'll be getting more details on that soon. But now it's time to move on to- Jerry: On to our ma- Katie: Will you quit interrupting me! Our main event match, which promises to be a real crowd pleaser. Take it away, Tim! The sound of Jerry's grumbling is cut off as Tim Marshal gets on the mic. ( Brandon Cole vs. The Brawler ) Tim Marshal: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Mist rises up from the floor as Raise Up by Saliva begins to play. As the song picks up, the arena lights flash brightly and B Cool steps through the mist with a smile on his face.
Tim Marshal: On his way to the ring, from Columbus, Ohio, weighing in at 242 pounds, it's Brandon, B Cool, Cole!
B Cool walks proudly toward the ring, waving and smiling at fans as he goes. He climbs in the ring, turns once again to the crowd, and raises his arms in the air to their cheers. Then he moves to his corner. Katie: Brandon definitely looking in top form here tonight, folks. I think the Brawler's got his work cut out for him. Jerry: No way. The Brawler's a returning legend, and he was always the better half of the BC Brothers. He's gonna step into that ring and show Brandon exactly why they call him the Brawler. Katie: And what research and past incidences can you back that claim with, Jerry? Jerry: I don't need to back it. I just know the Brawler's gonna win, because you think Brandon's going to win and women are always wro- Katie: You might want to just stop right there before you embarrass yourself any further. Tim Marshal: And his opponent,
Brawler chants fill the arena as it goes dark. The beginning
drum beats of Staind's "Falling," fill the speakers.
Tim Marshal: From Newhaven Connecticut,
A shadow can be seen looming over the skytron. Suddenly, a
pyro explodes, creating an enormous wall of fire next to the ramp. At
the same time, the lights come back on, and
Staind's "Falling," begins to pick up, and play at full volume. A few
moments later, Brawler appears next to the wall of flame, and walks
right through it. The crowd's chant gets louder as he raises his right
hand to them.
Tim Marshal: Weighing in at 280 pounds, it's the Brawler!
The Brawler begins walking slowly, calmly down the ramp.
Casting glances over his shoulder every now and then, he reaches the
ring, climbs in, gives the crowd a slight nod and a smile, then moves to
his corner to await his opponent.
Jerry: See? Look at that. The Brawler's even more confident
than Brandon is!
Katie: All he did was smile and nod at the fans. That says to
me he's got other things on his mind. Perhaps he's regretting what he
said to Brandon because he knows Brandon will throw every word of it
back in his face 10 fold in the ring.
Jerry: I highly doubt that. Brandon deserved everything he
got from the Brawler, and more. I can't believe he lets Crystal boss
him-
Katie: Jerry, shut up. You don't even know what you're
talking about anymore. You're just taking the Brawler's side because B
Cool is part of management. Commentators aren't supposed to take sides.
Things are about to get under way, so I suggest you start calling the
match, and doing it in a fair and just manner. The bell rings, and both wrestlers immediately charge each other, obviously prepared to work out some frustration. The Brawler drives a massive right cross into B Cool's jaw, hurling him back against the ropes.
Jerry: See? The Brawler's already taking the fight to ... aww.
BCool bounces off the ropes, using the momentum to slam a vicious clothesline into the Brawler's throat. Brawler goes over backward, his shoulders hitting the mat hard. B Cool lets his momentum continue to carry him forward, twisting slightly to fall across the Brawler's lower body in a light splash. He immediately hooks the leg and squirms his way into a neat cradle position.
Katie: Wow! I pinfall attempt already!
One!
Tw, kickout!
Jerry: Hah! What an idiot! Did he really expect that to work? I think not.
Katie: Jerry ... fair and just manner, remember?
Jerry: Fair? Just? I know not of these words you speak... of. Or something.
Both wrestlers get to their feet and rush into a clinch, exchanging open-handed chops, forearms and elbows. The Brawler attempts to lock up, but B Cool sidesteps the attempt, quickly moving forward and spinning to get behind the Brawler. He attempts to thread his arms through the Brawler's and apply a double chickenwing, but the Brawler steps forward as B Cool's hands come around and throws his arms out, escaping B Cool's grasp. He spins surprisingly fast and lashes out with a backhand that catches B Cool in the forehead and pushes him back a step.
Katie: The Brawler escapes what could have been a nasty submission hold and retaliates with a backhand that B Cool clearly wasn't expecting.
Jerry: We all saw it Katie. Like there's a need for you to point out every single thing that goes on in the ring. God, I swear, women just love to hear the sound of their own voice.
Katie: It's called commentating Jerry, you know, my job? Perhaps you should think a little less about your relationship blunders and a little more about doing yours before management cans your ass for negligence?
Jerry: Can? Me? haHahahahahahahahaha-
Jerry's mic clicks off. As the announcers are talking, the two wrestlers have once again stepped forward and begun exchanging chops, forearms and the occasional close-fisted blow.
Katie: Jerry will be rejoining us shortly once he can get his laughter at his own situation under control. In the mean time, it looks like Brandon's setting up for something... whoa!
Brandon suddenly ducks a right hook from Brawler and ducks down, hooking the Brawler's knees and pulling him from his feet. He flips the Brawler in midair as he falls, twisting him so he lands face first on the mat. B Cool steps over him and crouches on his back, torking back hard on the legs.
Katie: It's the-
Click.
Jerry: Boston crab! Despite that surprisingly cool move by
... B Cool, he's still got no chance. The Brawler's gonna thrash him.
Katie: Nice of you to rejoin us, Jerry. Perhaps now you could
start actually paying attention to the match instead of living in your
own little fantasy world?
The Brawler starts to reach for the ropes, but suddenly B
Cool drops the legs, reaches forward and yanks the Brawler's arms back.
The Brawler attempts to get his feet under him and stand, but B Cool
leans back, his legs coming up, feet snapping into either side of the
Brawler's head. He wrenches up and back, pulling back on the arms as he
does so.
Katie: And the Cool Clutch is locked in! This could be it,
folks!
Jerry: No way! C'mon Brawler, you loser, quit making me look
bad!
Katie: You don't need someone to make you look bad, Jerry.
The Brawler strains with all his might, finally managing to
pull his arms free of B Cool's grasp. Immediately they snap down and,
ignoring the pain in his neck he pushes up, getting his legs under him
and causing B Cool to lose both his grip and balance. B Cool falls
backward off Brawler's back, landing flat on his back on the mat. The
Brawler turns, steps forward, jumps into the air and falls forward,
hitting him with a body splash.
Jerry: Yes! Yes! Brawler capitalizing!
Katie: Jerry, if you're going to cheer like an idiot instead
of commentating, do it with your headset off. I'm trying to do my job
here. Brawler going for the pin attempt,
One, shoulder up!
Jerry: Ya know, as much as I hate to admit it, it looks like
Brandon's ready for just about everything in this match. That pin
attempt didn't even surprise him in the least.
Katie: See? Now that wasn't so hard, was it Jerry? And B Cool
with the reversal!
B Cool bridges and rolls sideways, dropping the Brawler to
his face on the mat. He rolls to a crouch and grabs the legs as if
getting ready to apply a submission, then seems to change his mind.
Instead he jumps up, bends over and grabs the Brawler, hauling him to
his feet.
Katie: B Cool picking up what looks like a rather dazed
Brawler, he's going for an Irish whip here, is he going to, yes! Yes he
is! It's the Cool Crush!
Jerry: Ok ... so maybe the Brawler isn't in control here
after all...
Katie: You're just noticing this now, Jerry?
B Cool grabs the Brawler's arm, whips him into the ropes and
grabs him around the head as he bounces back, swinging him down to the
mat and cracking his head into the turnbuckle along the way. The Brawler
lies limply on the mat as Brandon, not content to simply go for the pin
attempt, steps to the Brawler's legs, hooks and quickly flips him into a
sharpshooter, mocking the Brawler's own finisher. The crowd roars its
approval.
Jerry: Ok, now I know you're a woman and all, but you have to
admit, that's pretty good Katie.
Katie: All accept for that first remark, Jerry, yes, that is
rather amusing.
The ref walks over to the Brawler, who still isn't moving. He
lifts the hand and drops it. The arm thuds back to the mat. Again the
hand is lifted with the same result. A third time the hand is lifted,
but this time it stops about half way to the mat as the Brawler appears
to come around, into a world of pain. Immediately he starts screaming,
and barely 5 seconds later his hand slaps the mat. The bell rings and
the crowd roars again.
Katie: and B Cool takes the win! It appears the Brawler can't
stand up to his own finisher.
Tim Marshal: Here is your winner, Brandon, BCool, Cole!
Raise up begins to play again, and the crowd roars as B Cool
gets to his feet, leaving Brawler lying in the ring.
Katie: And there you have it! A decisive victory for Brandon
Cole over the Brawler. Jerry: So do you think that actually settled anything?
Jerry: Great. So we could end up with a Brawler on a rampage.
B Cool finally leaves the ring, strutting happily off to the
back. Brawler, for the moment, seems too embarrassed to move.
Jerry: Right, well I'm ready to get out of here. This has
been a semi interesting Wednesday Night Aggression. I'm Jerry Sheppard,
still head announcer, and...
Katie: And I'm Katie Williams, real head announcer.
Jerry: Hey!
Katie: Don't like it when it happens to you, huh? See ya next
week, people. The brawler is finally starting to pull himself to his feet as our scene fades to the SWA logo, then to black. |
