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The opening riffs of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit play. With the first notes of the guitar, an image of a hammer appears over the SWA logo, which is also on the screen. When the notes play a second time, another hammer appears over the Aggression logo. Then, when the song begins, on the first drum beat, both hammers come down, shattering both logos into pieces. These fade almost instantly into a huge banner that reads “AGGRESSION” in large, colorful letters. This too flickers away, and we see images of SWA superstars performing incredible feats. We see matches both gruesome and intense, and a whole lot of red as blood seems to be everywhere. Soon there is only the blood, and it again forms the word Aggression. The music continues playing as we fade into the arena, where pyros are exploding, and the crowd is cheering, their bloodlust ignited by the intro they just saw. Many of them are on their feet, holding up their arms and signs and screaming as loud as they can. We make a few passes over them and then come to rest on Jerry and Katie Williams at the announce position. Katie: Good evening, folks, and welcome to Wednesday Night Aggression. We're live from Minneapolis, and we've got a great show tonight. Jerry: See? I let you do the opening. Katie: I'm shocked, but thank you. It's been a while. Jerry: Yeah, well, don't get used to it or anything. I wouldn't have done it if you had just stopped hounding me. Katie: Hounding you? I asked you, like, twice. Jerry: That's two times too much. Anyway, yeah. Great show. Round 1 of the tag team tournament concludes tonight as we have two big tag matches. Korgoth and Behemoth take on Simon Kayne and Calypso, and of course the dynamic duo of Crystal and B Cool take on Stivers and Ventor. Katie: But we've got some other stuff going on as well. We're gonna see some new blood as Dr. Lloyd takes on her first opponent in Cody, and we're gonna see a return as Judas takes on Thomas Von Karstein. Jerry: But let's start off with one of the previously mentioned tag matches. Three big dudes, and a little dude. Katie: What a great opening match we have scheduled tonight at the Target Center! We start off with the team of Simon Kayne and Calypso taking on the two biggest men on the SWA roster, Korgoth and Behemoth. Jerry: Korgoth and Behemoth have this match in the bag. Calypso may be a giant himself, but it’s not going to be enough to out-power their opponents. Katie: Don’t make assumptions, Jerry. While Simon may lack in strength, he can make it up with pure wrestling skill and speed. ( Simon Kayne & Calypso vs. Behemoth & Korgoth ) Tim Marshal: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match!!! The lights go out as "Bad Company" by Five Finger Death Punch hits the P.A. system. The screen shows the words, It is now time for the Feature Presentation, followed by three crowns and the words triple crown and The Main Event. As the song picks up, pyro explodes on the stage followed by a showers of sparks. Simon Kayne appears on stage and throws his hands up in the air. Tim Marshal: Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 237 pounds, “The Five Star” Simon Kayne!!!!!!! He slowly begins walking down the ramp and throws his hands in the air again, while spinning around. Simon climbs up the steps, wiping his feet on the mat on his way into the ring. He jumps on the second turnbuckle, throwing his arms out, posing for the crowd. He gets a mixed reaction and jumps off the turnbuckle, waiting for Calypso to come out. Jerry: You can taunt all you want Mr. “Five Star.” It’s not going to pick you up a win against 1000 pounds of pure fury!!!! Katie: Did you really just call Behemoth and Korgoth 1000 pounds of pure fury? Really? As the power chords to "More Human Than Human" start, fire engulfs the Skytron. Calypso makes his way on the stage, receiving many boos from the crowd. He makes his way down the ramp. Tim Marshal: And his tag team partner, from Autumn Valley, weighing in at 410 pounds, Calypso The Deformed!!!!!!! Calypso grabs the top rope and lifts his leg over it. He walks to the far corner and stands, staring at his partner Simon Kayne. Simon stares right back at him. Katie: Simon Kayne has made it very clear that these two really don’t see eye to eye. In fact, they aren’t friends whatsoever. Jerry: Yes, and that is yet another reason why they are going to loose against Korgoth and Behemoth!!! Hell and Consequences begins to play as Korgoth sweeps the curtain aside and strides confidently out from the back, moving down the ramp with casual grace. Two pyros go off on either side of him as he reaches the bottom of the ramp. Tim Marshal: And their opponent, from Ireland, weighing in at 495 pounds, Korgoth!! He walks to the ring apron, steps up onto it and leaps the ropes in a single easy bound, 4 huge pyros going off at the ringposts as his boots hit the canvas. He flexes his massive muscles and bows to the fans, getting a pop from the crowd before retreating to his corner. He looks at the entrance ramp waiting for his partner to come out. Jerry: Man, look at those guns!! Katie: Do you have a man crush or something? The arena lights dim to almost nothing. On the Skytron, we see what appears to be modern-day war footage of some sort. Two armies advance on one another, weapons at the ready. Air raid sirens play in the background, and the sounds of battle, explosions, planes flying overhead, and other small skirmishes, can be heard from far off. We see a figure on the horizon, coming ever closer as he strides through the ranks of soldiers on one side. Finally this figure reaches the front line, and steps ahead of it. It is, of course, the massive figure of Behemoth, decked out in full body armor.. With one gesture, Behemoth orders his men to halt. The anticipation, the built-up tension on the air, causes the other army to do the same. He looks across at the other army, his cool, and slightly cruel smile beginning to form slowly on his face. Then, Behemoth raises his head to the sky, and issues a warcry so mighty, it vibrates the very air. His army echoes his bellow, and the charge begins. At the same time, Behemoth, in the flesh, charges through the curtain, Natasha running alongside him as the drums, guitar, and bass of Disturbed's Indestructible begin to play. Behemoth's army meets the opposers, Behemoth still at the forefront, and the slaughter begins. Though some fall from the army lead by Behemoth, it is most certainly a one-sided battle. Behemoth is weaponless of course, for everyone knows that he is a weapon himself. He delivers punches so powerful that his opponents' heads snap back, their necks breaking. He delivers blows so accurate, that the noses of other opponents are jammed upward, directly into their brains. He is shot again and again, but he never goes down. Tim Marshal: And his tag team partner, from Germany, weighing in at 530 pounds, Behemoth!!!!!! The battle continues on screen as Natasha and Behemoth reach the ring. Behemoth steps over the ropes like a Juggernaut, having lost almost no momentum from the run, and Natasha rolls under the bottom rope. Behemoth turns briskly to the crowd, and bellows his mighty cry once again, to their cheering. Then, he faces Natasha, gives her a smile, and lifts her daintily out onto the apron, from where she smiles back at him. He takes his corner and stands next to Korgoth. Katie: Behemoth and Korgoth have claimed that they are the better team out of the two. Let’s see if they can prove their point here tonight on Wednesday Night Aggression. The match starts off with Calypso taking on Korgoth. Behemoth and Simon go to their respective corners. The bell rings to officially start the match. Calypso and Korgoth lock up in the center of the ring, grabbing each other’s arm and neck. Calypso attempts to out-power Korgoth, but it is no use. Korgoth pushes Calypso into the corner, and begins to launch a series of knife-edge chops to the chest of Calypso. Every time he does this, he receives a big “wooooo” from the crowd. Korgoth backs up a bit. Calypso makes his way off of the turnbuckle. When he does, Korgoth grabs Calypso by the throat, attempting to go for a chokeslam. Calypso gets out of this predicament, throwing a few elbows to the side of Korgoth’s head and thus breaking free. He lifts his leg high in the air, managing to land a big boot to the skull of Korgoth. This makes him drop on one knee, but he doesn’t fall down fully. Calypso lifts his leg up again, nailing a second big boot to the face of Korgoth and knocking him flat on the ground. He goes for a pin quickly. One! Two!! Kick out by Korgoth!!! Calypso grabs Korgoth by the arm and lifts him off the ground. Katie: Wow, that was most impressive. It took two huge boots to knock him out! What resilience shown by Korgoth! Jerry: Nice word, Katie. Resilience. I never heard you say that before. Did you just learn that one? Katie: Please, just stop talking Jerry before you make yourself look more like a fool than you already are, if that’s even possible. Calypso grabs Korgoth and tries to lift him up for a powerslam. Before he can lift him off the ground, Korgoth throws a few punches to the face of Calypso. With Calypso dazed for a little bit, Korgoth grabs him around the throat and nails the chokeslam in the middle of the ring. Katie: Chokeslam by Korgoth!! Jerry: Nice! He wanted to nail that move earlier in the match, and now after a second try he has finally done so. Korgoth kneels down and goes for a cover. One! Two!! Kick out by Calypso!!!! Korgoth yells at referee Ned Lewis and then walks over to Behemoth, tagging him in. Jerry: Oh no!!!! Havoc is just about to be unleashed!! The big man is tagged in!!!!! Katie: Calypso still knocked to the ground. You gotta feel bad for Simon Kayne right here. He’s just dying to tag in! Before Calypso can get up, Behemoth nails a few falling elbows to the throat. Behemoth waits for Calypso to get to his feet. Once this happens, Behemoth winds back and nails Calypso with a Windmill punch, sending Calypso back a few feet into the turnbuckle. He uses the turnbuckle to balance himself and not fall to the ground. Behemoth then runs forward, attempting to hit Calypso with a running body splash, but Calypso wisely runs and dodges the shot. Behemoth runs right into the turnbuckle. Once Behemoth turns around, he is met by one of Calypso’s giant headbutt, hitting so hard it knocks Behemoth off of his feet. Jerry: Behemoth is finally down!!! What the hell!!!! Katie: Calypso needs to take advantage now! Will he be able to tag in Simon?!? Calypso walks towards the turnbuckle and slowly tags Simon Kayne in. Simon comes into the ring, on fire and ready to go. Once Behemoth gets back up, he sends out a fury of offense, including punches, elbows and kicks, hitting all different targets of Behemoth’s body. Behemoth absorbs most of these shots, and then finds the strength to hit a huge knee to the stomach of Simon, knocking him down a bit. With Simon temporarily bent down, Behemoth grabs Simon by the head and quickly slams him down with a release vertical suplex. Simon crashes down to the mat hard and Behemoth goes for a pin fall. One! Two!!! Shoulder up by Simon!!! Behemoth walks over to the turnbuckle and tags in Korgoth. Korgoth steps into the ring and Simon slowly gets to his feet. Korgoth lifts Simon high in the air with a torture rack. Simon screams in pain as Korgoth tightens the hold. Katie: This could be all over here if Simon does not get out of this submission! Simon is almost ready to tap out, but out of desperation he manages to rake the eyes of Korgoth. This distracts Korgoth and he lets go of Simon. Simon falls to the ground but lands on his feet. Korgoth shakes it off but when he turns around, Simon nails him with a huge superkick to the face! Korgoth staggers back and eventually crashes face first to the mat. Katie: The Feature Presentation!!!! Korgoth got hit right in the jaw and he seems to be out cold!!!! Jerry: Get your ass up Korgoth!!! Behemoth then enters the ring to attempt to break up the pin, but Calypso enters the ring too and distracts Behemoth. The two exchange blows as Simon goes for the cover. One! Two!!! Three!!!!!!! The bell rings to signify the end of the match. Simon stands up with a huge grin on his face. Calypso clotheslines Behemoth out of the ring, then walks over to the ref to get his hand raised. Tim Marshal: Here are your winners, Calypso the Deformed and “The Five Star” Simon Kayne!!!! The two make their way out of the ring. Korgoth slowly gets up and Behemoth simply stares at him, obviously not happy about the results of the match. Jerry: Alright, so maybe my guess was a tad off about this match. Katie: Yes, it most certainly was. Sometimes the greatest victories are the most unexpected, and Simon has proved that tonight. That superkick came out of no where! Next up on Wednesday Night Aggression we are going to see Cody take on a new SWA superstar on the scene, Dr. Lloyd. Don’t go anywhere!!! The seen opens up inside a store, showing Mini Aldranix and Mini Thundervolt, surrounded by buckets of paint, and paint brushes. Mini Aldranix is painting a picture of Aldranix on a blank wall, while Thundervolt is staring straight ahead. Thundervolt: Hello all you boys and girls! Ever think you can do the same thing with paint as you can with Playdough? Well now you can eat paint too! Thundervolt grabs a paint can and eats some. Thundervolt: Mmm good paint. Aldranix: Remember it isn't drugs, so mom or dad won't be saying spit that stuff out. Thundervolt: That is so right! Together: Paint now safe to leave children with it, with no worries. Also comes in flavored choices for those experimental children, paint lovers. At the bottom of the screen are the words: Sully designed by mini D.O.D. fade to black Katie: I think it is disgusting what Seth Blitzer is doing. Next we have Dr. Lloyd who doesn't even want to wrestle face off against Cody. Jerry: You may not like his methods but you have to admit the man has a certain style about him. Katie: It's called being a sleaze ball. Jerry: Yes you could be right there Katie but ya know sometimes you have to be a certain way to get your message across. Katie: Yeah Jerry you should know. Any ways let's go down to ring side and Tim Marshal. Tim Marshal: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Dr. Lloyd piers through the curtains and then nervously steps out onto the stage. She has a look of why am I here as she begins to make her way down the ramp. There is no music, pyros or video on the skytron. Tim Marshal: introducing first, from Ark Technologies, weighing one hundred and fifty five pounds, here is Dr. Lloyd! Katie: This is disgusting, just look at the poor woman. Jerry: She will get over it Katie. I mean she is here now so why not make the most of it? Katie: You really don't get it do you Jerry. DR. Lloyd reaches the ring and as she climbs the steps she looks around very nervously. She tentatively steps into the ring and takes a corner, clearly looking very uncomfortable. The lights go blue as on our way hits the pa system and out walks Cody. He starts to sing the song. pyros go off as the fans start singing with him. Tim Marshal: On the way to the ring, from Lakeland Florida, weighing one hundred and eighty pounds, here is Cody! Jerry: Cody attempted to explain some fundamentals about wrestling this week. Funny thing is that Dr. Lloyd really doesn't care. Katie: No she doesn't and Cody has a real chance to pick up a victory here if he plays it right. He gets in the ring and taunts as he waits for the match to start. The bell rings and Cody heads for Dr. Lloyd who is nervously fidgeting. When he gets there she slaps him in the face. She repeats this a second time and then shoves Cody back. He stumbles back but he doesn't fall. In stead he quickly lunges forwards and clotheslines Dr. Lloyd. Cody drags her to her feet and whips her into the corner. Cody charges in but Dr. Lloyd moves out of the way, causing the latter to hit the corner shoulder first. Jerry: Cody could have separated a shoulder there. Katie: He telegraphed that move very badly. Dr. Lloyd then grabs the head of Cody and delivers an awkward looking bulldog. She looks down at him for a moment before realizing what she needs to do. She turns him over and hooks one of his legs. One... Two... Kick out! Katie: Not the best of bulldogs there by Dr. Lloyd but I must reiterate that she is not a wrestler by choice. Jerry: Not the best? It was awful. The funny thing is it got a two count. Dr. Lloyd gets to her feet and as Cody does she lunges forwards and throws an arm out and catches Cody with a clothesline of sorts. Cody hits the mat once again and Dr. Lloyd kicks away at him. Cody rolls over and gets to his feet. Cody throws out a right but Dr. Lloyd spots it and side steps it. She grabs his arm and falls to the mat taking him over in a picture perfect arm drag Jerry: Wow more by luck than by design but what an arm drag. Katie: She got him good there with that arm drag. Cody should watch out here, he is being dominated by a person who doesn't want to be here. Not a good sign if you are Cody. Cody gets to his feet and heads for Dr. Lloyd who slaps him in the face. He lunges at her but she shoves him and he falls back and his head hits the corner. Dr. Lloyd kicks away at Cody's body and as he tries to get up she knees him in the side. She then continues to hammer away at Cody near the corner. Jerry: I can't believe we are calling this match. A woman who doesn't want to be here and a wrestler who clearly has no idea what he is doing. Katie: For once can't you stop complaining and call the match like you are supposed to? Cody gets to his feet with the use of the ropes. He moves forwards and hooks up Dr. Lloyd looking for a neck breaker and he manages to connect with the move. Cody then climbs to the top rope and leaps off aiming to land an elbow drop but Dr. Lloyd easily moves out of the way. Katie: What a hard landing for Cody, Not a smart option to go for that top rope move at that point. Jerry: The way he handled his promo this week I am not surprised that he is making mistakes in his match. As Cody slowly gets to his feet Dr. Lloyd goes behind him and waist locks him. She then lifts him up looking for a belly to back suplex but she lets go too quickly. The result is that Cody lands on the top of his head. Jerry: That was not a smart move there. Cody could be unconscious. Mind you perhaps it will be an improvement. Katie: Jerry that was cruel of you to say. However I think Cody is out of it, he hasn't moved. After a moment of hesitation Dr. Lloyd remembers what she needs to do and as a result she goes for a pin. One... Two... Three! Jerry: She beat Cody with a botched belly to back suplex, How humiliating. Tim Marshal: Here is your winner, Dr. Lloyd! Some fans cheer, more out of sympathy than anything else. Dr. Lloyd just quickly climbs out of the ring and heads up to the ramp and to the back as medics check up on Cody. Katie: I have to say Jerry that Cody has missed a golden chance in this match and it will take quite a bit of work to repair the damage that this loss will cause. Jerry: He was careless and he paid for it. If he really wants to do better here he needs to start improving and quickly. Katie: As for Dr. Lloyd I don't think she cares but that is one win in the books for her. Jerry: It is and Cody needs to look at him-self. Now we need to look at a commercial, when we get back, it will be Judas taking on Thomas. Stay tuned, that could get ugly. The scene opens on Judas Iscariot. He is dressed in the garb of a Catholic priest. He stands at a podium looking into the camera. His face almost seems friendly, if not his eyes where that fanatic. He clears his throat and then starts to address everybody. Judas: Fellow Catholics! You all have now the chance to save your souls. By dialing this number you all can accomplish eternal paradise after your passing! A number is shown. Judas points at it. Judas: By simply calling this number, witch is guaranteed free! He gives the camera a strange some how forced smile. Judas: And by simply stating your name and address you can lift any sins form your souls and cleanse yourself of any wrongs you committed in life! Now those simple actions for the safety of your soul is not to much to ask, if you ask me! He gives a very sinister and some how disturbing smile, that is only enforced by the fanaticism in his eyes. His voice is smooth and dangerous. Judas: So in the name of our lord and Jesus Christ, fellow Catholics! Contact us and gain everlasting absolvation! AMEN! He spreads his arms in a welcoming gesture and then folds them to pray. Again the number is shown and highlighted. The scene fades to black. Jerry: Next up we have a delusional man taking on well... another delusional man. Yes Judas who hates Thomas Von Karstein but never actually did anything about that now has his chance as they both face off in the ring. Katie: I really can't see this as being a pleasant match at all. With the hatred that Judas has for Thomas and Thomas's need to defend him-self this match is going to end up with somebody hurt, I am sure of that. Jerry: I am hopeful for blood here so let's weight no longer and go down to Tim Marshal. Katie: So is Von Karstein, are you sure you both aren't related? Jerry: Just a minute there Katie. ( Judas Iscariot vs. Thomas Von Karstein ) Tim Marshal: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. “Pater Noster” by E-Nomineis starts playing as the lights dim a little. Judas steps through the curtains. Wearing his ring attire, the chain with the sliver cross and a metal cilices around one of his thighs. He is carrying a bag, no doubt with all of the items he had on display in his first promo in the bag. Fresh blood is pouring down his leg in very small trickles. He looks around at the fans with a smirk that says “your all have no idea”. Then he walks towards the ring, still smirking, ignoring the booing fans around him. While he is doing that he is murmuring the pater noster prayer. Tim Marshall: On the way to the ring, from parts unknown, weighing two hundred and ten pounds, he is the castigator, Judas Iscariot! Katie: He had quite the speech at Frequency and then attacked Damien Stivers and his wife. He is certainly not one who minds people disliking him, actually I think he enjoys it. Jerry: If people even care enough to dislike him. I guess you can certainly now add Damien Stivers to the list of those who hate him. In this fashion he walks to the ring and stops before the ring steps. He removes the cilices and puts it and the bag containing the items beside the ring stairs. Then he ascends to the ring apron to enter between the upper and middle rope. He walks into the middle of the ring. There he kneels down and folds his hand for a moment. After he ended the prayer he draws the sign of the cross and stands up. He goes to his corner, kisses the silver cross and hangs it on the ring post. Then he turns to face his enemy or wait for him, staring ahead fully focused now. Eyes blazing with the knowledge he is right. The lights become blood red as the Title Music of Bram Stokers Dracula begins to play. Suddenly the sound of flapping wings and shrieks of a swarm of bats overlaps the music. The same time the lights begin to flash as if they were covered with flying bats. The sound and the flashing increases until it seems completely dark. Tim Marshal: Introducing, from a mountain range in Europa, weighing two hundred and thirty pounds, here is Thomas Von Karstein! Jerry: I can't believe that I am saying this but Thomas actually made a good point to Judas. Why didn't Judas (if he hates him so much) go after him before? Katie: Who really knows how the mind of the castigator works? I sure don't and to be honest I don't want to. Then in an instant the red light is back and the flapping sound is gone. In the middle of the Ring now stands Thomas von Karstein. He turns his head from one side to the other to look at the fans with an intensive but unreadable stare. Then he strides to a corner, climbs the turnbuckle and stares at the fans again. Still with this intensive unreadable stare. Then he bows. After that He removes his cloak and throws it to the fans seemingly utterly disinterested in it. Then He climbs down and goes to his corner to stare at Judas. The bell rings and Judas goes straight for Thomas. A series of lefts and rights are the first exchange of the match. Thomas gives as good as he gets but Judas takes control with a kick to the groin of Thomas. Thomas doubles over and Judas clenches his fist as he bashes it into the face of the vampire. Thomas falls back into the corner and Judas knees Thomas hard in the face. The result of this is a black eye for Thomas. Judas steps back and then steps forwards looking to nail Thomas with a punt style kick. Thomas moves out of the way and Judas kicks the corner. Jerry: Thomas's left eye is going to swell badly tomorrow. Katie: What an ugly start to this match. I don't see it getting any better. Thomas then grabs Judas and plants him with a DDT. Thomas mounts Judas and punches away at his head but the referee steps in. Thomas backs away. Judas gets to his feet but he is immediately taken down with a spear. Thomas picks up Judas and plants him with a gutbuster. He hooks the leg attempting a pin fall. One... Two... Katie: Kick out! Jerry: Thomas taken full control but Judas still hanging on. Thomas picks up Judas and sets him up for the blood bite. Judas counters by delivering a back body drop. Judas picks up Thomas and whips him into the referee. Jerry: Ned Lewis is down. That was on purpose by Judas. Katie: It sure was and look at Judas. Judas grabs the garlic from the bag and throws it at Thomas. The latter staggers back and Judas takes the holy water from the bag also. Thomas strikes Judas and the bottle falls to the mat. Judas picks up the bottle and throws it at Thomas. It shatters and the holy water goes everywhere. There are a few cuts in Thomas now and blood is beginning to leak out of the wounds. Jerry: Bloooooood! Katie: You know what Jerry you shouting blood like that is even more annoying live than watching it on TV. Jerry: Katie You have no idea, The fans love it. Katie: Yeah sure Jerry. Judas grabs Thomas's head and rams it into the corner over and over again. Thomas fights out of it but Judas grabs Thomas's arm. Judas bites Thomas and then throws him into the corner. Ned Lewis is back on his feet by this point but Judas hasn't noticed this. Judas rams his elbow into the face of Thomas. He attempts this a second time but Thomas grabs his arm and pushes it back. Thomas then punches Judas hard in the face. Thomas then whips Judas into the ropes. He catches him with a big boot which drops him to the mat. Thomas then picks up Judas and connects with a hard uppercut. Thomas attempts a scoop slam but Judas manages to fight out of it and land on his feet. Judas then scratches down Thomas's back with the nails of his left hand. Judas then pushes Thomas's head down and raises his knee. The result is a coconut crush. Thomas falls back and Judas holds his hands in prayer for a moment. Judas then picks up Thomas and sets him up for the burning of the infields. Thomas fights out of at and lands on his feet. Thomas nails Judas with a stunner. Katie: Thomas really looking like he has had enough of Judas. Jerry: We all have Katie. Thomas picks up Judas and sets him up for the blood bite. He lands the move successfully and goes straight for the pin. Katie: The blood bite and Judas is done. One... Two... Three! The bell rings and Judas gets to his feet. Tim Marshal: Here is your winner, Thomas Von... Tim Marshal is nearly struck with a flying oil canister so he quickly gets out of the ring. Judas goes after Thomas and another punch up ensues. They both fall out of the ring and the fight continues on the floor. Thomas gets the best of it this time and he delivers a blood bite on the concrete. Jerry: Judas has just been dropped on his head on the concrete! Katie: Not what he needed after only just coming back after that injury They need to get someone out there. Thomas looks down at Judas and spits on him. The lights go out and when they come back on he has gone. Jerry: Now that was an interesting match. I don't think that is the end of it between these two. Katie: Neither do I Jerry and as we said that match did end up being very ugly. Medics come down and tend to Judas. Katie: Next up we have the returning Jac Morgan taking on Xander. Jerry: Let's see if he makes a better impression in the ring than he did as a popcorn seller. Stay tuned to Wednesday night Aggression. The scene opens up to the sound of an Ice Cream truck rolling down the street. The scene switches to many kids smiling and running in for money. They all run out, money in the air, screaming to wait. The truck stops and the kids run to the truck. Kids: YAY! ICE CRE. They stop and begin screaming. They all run away and one runs to his dad, crying. Dad: What's wrong? The kid says nothing. So the father, very angry, walks up to give the ice cream man a piece of his mind. The scene switches to the view from inside the truck. The angry man walks forwards. Dad: Hey buddy...what the hell is... He stops speaking as the camera swivels around slowly. "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie starts playing as the camera finally makes its way all the way around to show Calypso The Deformed, wearing an Ice Cream Man's hat and his Michael Myers mask. He tilts his head and stares down the man. He then reaches out and clutches his throat as the guitar riffs kick in. Dad: Gah.no..HELP! The camera goes to the side mirror and we see Allister Jenkins in the drivers seat. He smirks as he puts some sunglasses on. AJ: I love my job. He kicks it into gear and they start to drive away. A voiceover is heard. VO: The SWA. It's not for pansies. The words pop on the screen as they drive off. You hear the man yell. Dad: Let me go! No wait! Calypso then just drops him as they take off. And the commercial ends. Jerry: Back on Aggression here in Minnesota, and I just wanna remind everyone to watch Edge this Friday so you can see me totally clean Sherman's clock. Not that he uses a clock or anything... Katie: There are talking clocks, Jerry. Jerry: Oh let's not get hung up on the details here. Sherman's going down for costing me the match. Katie: Costing you the... Whatever. Jerry: That's right. Now, we've gotta watch Xander wrestle Jac Morgan, which of course is nowhere near as awesome as... Katie: Which of course will be a good match with a decent amount of hype behind it. After all, Xander did threaten Jac's kids, and I believe Jac showed us all he's not too happy about that. Jerry: He put on a face, and then took it right off. Oooo, scary. Katie: Apparently you know nothing of controlled anger. Jerry: Excuse me? Tim, shut her up please, before I lose control. Tim Marshal: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! The arena goes dark as a light comes from the back of the entryway. As "Voices" continues to play, a shadow rises from behind the lit up curtain. Just then, a spotlight hits and Xander walks out, limping using his cane. He pays no attention to the fans, just the match at hand. Tim Marshal: On the way to the ring, from Helsinki, Finland, weighing in at 229 pounds, Xander! Jerry: Yay. It's Xander, the screwup. Katie: You're not too far behind him there. Jerry: Hey! That's not even a good joke! I've made something of myself here. Katie: Sure defended it quickly enough. Jerry: But... Katie: Anyway, Xander is clearly done caring what people think of his past actions. That is, if he ever did. Jerry: He never did. Katie: Most people think so. He gets to the ring and looks around. He steps up the steps and looks around to the crowd as they give the man a mixed reaction. The lights come up as he enters, his skin very pale. He hops onto the turnbuckle and sits awaiting his opponent. The sound of drum’s echo over the arena as the lights flicker off as Guitars start up, The Lights snap off just as the lyrics hit, The lights flash on and off to the beat of the music. As the vocals start a spot light comes on and swings around the arena. As the song reaches the Chorus Jac springs out from back stage. Tim Marshal: And his opponent, from Westchester, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 211 pounds, Jac Morgan! Katie: Jac makes his in-ring return once again, and Xander is his opponent. He couldn't have asked for a better comeback match. Jerry: Well yeah, he probably could have, but he didn't, so here we are. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Hopping to his feet he holds his hands up and grins as Pyros’s go off around him showering him in sparks. As the Music fades out Jac moves to his corner, and Xander climbs down from his. Jerry: Well, that part of the match is over. Katie: You're very, very anxious to beat on a blind guy, aren't you? Jerry: Oh terribly so. The bell rings, and both men move. Jac is just a little faster,though, and manages to catch Xander in a quick flying neckbreaker. Xander lays on the mat for a second, dazed. Katie: And Jac starts strong with that one. Jerry: It is said strong start makes for quick ending. Katie: Wow. That one is way, way too easy Jerry. Jerry: What? But... Oh my God! Katie! You surprise me! Katie: Oh come now, Jerry. I'm a woman. I thought we couldn't surprise you anymore. Jerry: Well, not so much surprise, you understand. Certainly that wasn't the word I meant to... Katie: Whatever. Jac goes for a stomp, but misses as Xander hurriedly rolls away, and gets to his feet. Jac swoops in, trying to go beneath Xander's reaching arm, but Xander catches him anyway, hooking the head and delivering a DDT right on the spot. Xander is on his feet in an instant, but Jac is not. Jerry: Awwww. Xander answers back with a DDT. Katie: Wow. It's great how that's half commentary, half actual disappointment. Xander delivers a few extra stomps to Jac's back, but eventually he too rolls away. He leaps up, charging at Xander and sending him against the ropes. Xander comes off, and Jac nails him with a vicious Sidewalk Slam. Jerry: Woe! Look at Jac go now! Katie: And he's not done yet. Up he goes. Jac climbs the turnbuckle, turns, and executes a perfect leap off, landing solidly on Xander with a knee drop. He rolls into a cover afterward. Jerry: The knee, and the cover! Katie: Not sure this will be enough, but... 1... 2... Xander quickly kicks out, shoving Jac away. Jerry: Damn it! That was supposed to be enough! Katie: But it wasn't, and so the match continues. Jerry: That's exactly my point! Both men scramble to their feet, Xander on the attack this time. He slams a clothesline into Jac's head, knocking him back down, then scoops him up and delivers a double-armed suplex. Katie: Wow. Xander's shifting the momentum here. Jerry: Oh come on! Again Xander scoops Jac up, and gets behind him, performing a full Nelson Slam. Following this, Xander goes for a cover of his own. Jerry: Fine. I can deal with this. Katie: You know this isn't the last match, right? Jerry: What? Aww, man! 1... 2... Jac kicks out strongly as well. Katie: Great kickout at a count of two by Jac Morgan. Jerry: Now I want this match to go even faster! Katie: Oy... Sometimes, Jerry, you're a handful. Jerry: But not all the time? Katie: (pauses) No, Jerry. Not all the time. Xander quickly pulls Jac back up before he has a chance to regain his own feet, and just like that, attempts a Coma White. Out of nowhere, though, Jac blocks the move, using Xander's leg to pull him forward, then letting go of the leg and pulling Xander into a powerful piledriver. The move stuns Xander on the mat for several seconds, during which Jac leaps to the ropes, and scurries up them with blinding speed, turning to look down on his fallen opponent. Jerry: Yes! I totally know what's coming, and it's awesome! Katie: Why don't you tell the fans, then? Jerry: Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, though I mostly just speak to the gentlemen... Katie: Jerry... Jerry: I give you Jack of All Trades 3! Almost on cue, Jac leaps off the turnbuckle, performing a perfect Swanton Bomb. Of course, he immediately rolls into a cover. Katie: And here's the cover! 1... 2... 3! The bell rings, and Jac's music begins to play loudly over the PA system. Tim Marshal: here is your winner, Jac Morgan! Katie: He did it! What an absolutely fantastic return to the ring this was. Maybe Jac's really serious this time. Jerry: I don't care. It's over! It's over! I can almost get back to thinking of ways to rip Sherman limb from limb! Katie: Uh, yes. Almost. Jac makes his way out of the ring to significantly more cheers than he's used to, and heads to the back. Xander sits up, looking incredibly angry, but eventually follows. Jerry: Ahem. OK, good match, great showing, blah blah blah. Time for the break. Katie: Unfortunately, I have to agree that it is. Up next, ladies and gentlemen, our main event. The final match of the first round of the tag team tournament. Crystal and B Cool are just about to take on Damien Stivers and his partner Marc Ventor, and if the promos for that one are any indication... Anyway, stay with us, and we'll talk about it after the break. Jerry: Break! Smoke begins to filter into a dark screen as an image of a red line appears on the screen. "There are no lines to cross." The red line suddenly disappears as a giant WE shows up where the line was. "This isn't wrestling entertainment." The letters begin to fade away but stop and crack apart and fall out of view. "This is on the Edge!" The EDGE Logo flashes onto the screen and begins to move to the top. "This is nothing but Aggression!" The aggression logo falls into the picture and smashes into the bottom of the screen with force, slightly breaking apart the letters. "You are In the Squared Circle!" An image of ITSC host Brandon Cole flashes onto the screen as he talks into a mic in his studio. The image begins to slightly fade to where the other two words shine through it. "This is the SWA!" The SWA letters break through the rest of the screen and smoke as they shine bright and everything else fades out. "THIS IS WRESTLING!" The SWA letters remain along with the phrase "THIS IS WRESTLING!" under it as the image then fades out. Jerry: Next up we have another tag match in the tag title tournament. The Coles will be teaming up once again and they will be facing Damien Stivers and Ventor. Katie: With the way Damien flipped out and Ventor broke down you have to wonder if their minds are actually in it. I mean sure the Coles have their own problems but they understand why Dirk and Billy set up this tournament. Jerry: Well we have done enough yapping so let's get this thing going. ( Crystal and B cool vs. Damien Stivers and Ventor ) Tim Marshal: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag title tournament match. Blue and white strobes begin to flash as Go by Proximity Grey hits the speakers. Crystal then steps out onto the stage as white pyro erupts. Tim Marshal: Introducing first, from Norfolk Virginia, weighing one hundred and thirty pounds, here is Crystal Cole! She makes her way down to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and gets to her feet. Grinning, she looks towards the crowd, turning in a circle so she can see just how packed the house is before moving to her corner and waiting for B Cool. Mist rises up from the floor as Raise Up by Saliva begins to play. As the song picks up, the arena lights flash brightly and B Cool steps through the mist with a smile on his face. Tim Marshal: On the way to the ring, from Columbus Ohio, weighing two hundred and forty two pounds, here is Brandon B Cool Cole! He walks proudly toward the ring, waving and smiling at fans as he goes. He climbs in the ring, turns once again to the crowd, and raises his arms in the air to their cheers. Then he moves to his corner and starts discussing a few final things with Crystal. Katie: Our VP and Crystal really put things in perspective for Damien and Mark Ventor this week. Jerry: You have to wonder if they were listening though Katie, let's face it, both of them had their own things in mind this week. After the first verse of Eye of the tiger by survivor, Damien and Carine appear on the top of the ramp and make their way to the ring without paying attention to anything that is happening around them. Tim Marshal: On the way to the ring, Accompanied by Carine Stivers, weighing two hundred and twenty pounds, here is Damien Stivers! When Damien enters the ring, he goes to the middle of the ring and draws aside his arms to show that he is at his place before then lowering them once again. Fireworks explode from each corner of the ring. Then Damien takes his corner readying him-self for the match. As he makes his way to the ring, orange pyros erupt from the stage. He begins to strut down the ramp in a flashy orange robe, with his usual grin, getting huge heat from the crowd. He slides into the ring, raising his hands in the air, and then he makes his way to his corner where he looks at Damien with a none committal expression. Jerry: Talk about the odd couple. I really have to wonder if this team has the want to work together. Katie: If they don't it's going to make this match that much tougher for them. Jerry: A bit of wisdom from you Katie, I am surprised. Katie: I will be surprised if you ever win a match again Jerry. The bell rings and Stivers and Crystal start off the match. Stivers attempts to whip Crystal into the ropes but she reverses it sending Stivers into the ropes in stead. As he bounces off the rope Crystal nails Damien with a spinning heal kick. Crystal then follows this up with a knee drop to the chest of Damien. B Cool is tagged in and he drags Damien to his feet. He then unloads on him with a few well placed punches. B Cool then tags in Crystal who hops onto the second rope. B cool picks up Damien in a fireman's carry. Crystal leaps off the second rope and grabs Damien's head and as B Cool falls to the side he releases the fireman's carry essentially making it a double team fireman's carry DDT. Katie: That is a huge start for Crystal and B Cool, these two mean business. Jerry: This is Damien Stivers and Ventor we are talking about here Katie. Not the toughest of teams they will face in this tournament. Katie: You can only try to beat what's in front of you. Crystal now being the legal one of the two hooks the leg as B Cool steps out onto the apron. One... Two... Broken up by Ventor! Katie: That match would have been over if it hadn't been for Ventor. Jerry: Ventor will keep that bit of commentary for ever and ever now Katie, he likes to feel special. Damien gets to his feet and spotting Ventor tags him in. Ventor attempts a roundhouse kick but Crystal ducks it and trips him by kicking out his standing leg. Ventor hits the mat with a thud and Crystal doesn't wait as she delivers a standing moonsault. Crystal doesn't go for a pin though. Instead she tags in B cool. B Cool drags Ventor to his feet and goes behind him. He then delivers a tiger suplex, using his leverage to take Ventor over. B Cool then goes for a pin. Jerry: Tiger suplex could have it. One... Two... Kick out! Katie: No still lot's of fight in Ventor. B Cool steps back and when Ventor gets to his feet B cool charges forwards but Ventor is able to counter the jumping side kick with one of his own. B Cool hits the mat but rolls over and gets back up to his feet quickly. B cool and Ventor begin to exchange punches. B Cool steps back and catches Ventor with a forearm smash. This sends Ventor back into the ropes. B cool tags in Crystal and she charges forwards and leaps at Ventor. Ventor manages to catch her and plant Crystal with a side walk slam. He then attempts to set her up for a triangle choke but Crystal slips free before he has it locked on. Ventor goes for the classic left hook but Crystal ducks it and tags in B cool. Damien quickly reaches forwards and tags him-self back in. Ventor gives Damien a look which clearly says he was not ready to tag out. Jerry: Damien sick of the way things were going tagged him-self back in. Katie: Look at the look on Ventor's face. He is not happy in the least. Damien charges forwards but ends up running right into a clothesline. B cool picks up Damien and drives him back first across B Cool's knee with a pendulum back breaker. As Damien gets to his feet B cool delivers a side arm take down and goes right into a Fujiwara arm bar. Damien screams out as B cool leans back on the submission. Ventor charges in and breaks the hold. Crystal charges in and begins to pound away at Ventor. Katie: Bill Graves has lost control of this one. Jerry: That's what we want to see, some life in this match. B cool drags Damien to his feet and nails him with the Cool cutter. B cool hooks the leg but the referee is too busy ejecting Ventor and Crystal from the ring. It is clear by the look on Crystal's face that she has not yet finished with Ventor. By the time the ref is paying attention to the two legal people in the ring. B Cool has dragged Damien to his feet. Jerry: Due to the distraction another missed chance for B Cool and Crystal. Katie: Tempers were certainly frayed coming into this match and it shows. Damien thumbs B cool in the eye and makes a quick tag. Ventor comes into the ring and catches B Cool with a round house kick. He is about to go for a pin when Damien tags him-self back in again. Damien goes for a pin fall in stead. One... Kick out! B Cool gets to his feet and nails Damien with a DDT. He tags in Crystal. She charges forwards and ends up walking into an uppercut. Damien whips Crystal into the ropes and catches her with a spine buster. He looks at Ventor as if to say that's how you do it. He picks her up looking for his brain buster finisher but Crystal slips out of his grip. Damien turns around and ends up eating a spinning wheel kick. Crystal then delivers an arm drag which brings Damien back down to the mat once again. Crystal tags in B Cool who confidently steps into the ring. B cool drags Damien to his feet and lifts him up so that Damien is still vertical. Crystal climbs to the top rope and leaps off. She catches Damien's torso which is suspended in the air due to B Cool's lift. The result is an elevated Crystal shard. B cool still being the legal man pins Damien. Jerry: The Cool Crystal. Katie: The what? Jerry: That move is now called the Cool Crystal, says me. One... Two... Three! Katie: What ever it is called it got the job done. Tim Marshal: Here are your winners, Crystal and B Cool! Jerry: This match was a pretty one sided affair and it's back to the Drawing board for Damien and Ventor. Katie: I don't think they will ever willingly tag again. Ventor shakes his head as he heads to the back. Crystal and B cool begin to celebrate as Damien gets to his feet and heads up the ramp. Jerry: What a show once again. Win and advancement for Crystal and B Cool. Katie: These two are going to be a tough team to beat. Jerry: They are but there are still some strong teams in this. Katie: Looking forwards to seeing them in action next. Jerry: There will be more tag tournament action on Friday but from Katie Williams this is the SWA's head announcer Jerry Sheppard saying we will see you next week. Crystal and B cool continue to celebrate as the fans cheer and slowly the scene fades to the SWA logo and then to black. |
