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The sound of a gentle wind and an image of a desert are shown. The deep blue sky indicates that it is very early in the morning. This screen stays for a moment. Suddenly flames engulf the screen and after a second the desert is replaced by a black screen. The Von Bondies - C'Mon C'Mon starts to play. Many clips of SWA wrestlers in action are shown. After the last clip plays it fades out and a picture of Wreck on the left side of the screen and Riz on the right side of the screen are shown for just a moment. They are engulfed by a flash of flames and the music stops. Now shown is that desert once again. The sound of the wind can be heard and on the screen in large orange letters are the words “Get over it!” We then cut to the get over it studios and join it’s hosts Wreck and Riz. Sat in an undecorated room on two wooden chairs with a table between them are Wreck and Riz. Riz: Hello and welcome to the new series of Get over it. That bloke over there is Wreck and I am Riz. Wreck: Yo, can I drink now? He grins and kicks a cooler out from under his chair with a grin. Riz shakes his head. Riz: No you can’t unless you have one for me too. Wreck: Of course I do! He grins and yanks two beers from the cooler and holds one out towards Riz. Wreck: Oh...wait you can't drink I forgot! He laughs Riz shrugs. Riz: Ok never mind. We have a show to do and I think we should get on with it. Now remember everyone don’t get hissy fits when we say things about you, remember the show is called get over it after all. Riz takes his bag from the side of his chair and lifts it up. He puts it on the table and opens it out. He takes out a large bottle of water. Riz: see I brought my own refreshments Wreck. He looks at the bottle for a moment longer and discovers... Riz: Piggy! Wreck: You brought the lobster! He snorts and shakes his head. Wreck: You should really get that thing a bigger tank. Riz: Everywhere I go, everything I do that damned lobster has to be a part of. Riz looks at Piggy. Riz; I never even wanted you as a damned pet. He shakes his head. Riz: Well now Wreck it is time we started talking about the show and getting into the main part of the show. After all we have a pay per view to look back on. Maelstrom was this Sunday and what a show it was. Wreck: Damn right it was, I woke up just in time for the final match. He grins. Wreck: What me and Trigger were drinkin and have fun Riz frowns. Riz: Well join us next week when I find a more competent co-host. Wreck: Hey now, I'm just tellin ya, I'm damn proud of Jac for kick Yoshi's ass! He grinned. Wreck: Honestly, it was an awesome show. Riz: Ok then for everyone watching this I will let you know what happened in a nutshell. Tanner got pinned by a plant, Simon Kayne face won another match, Brian Sasso had a tantrum moment and got him-self disqualified. Then Alex shade who has a thing or two for Ciara had a match with a guy who I have had a few run ins with Derek Lavelle. The latter won. Let’s see... Izzy got his ass kicked by Alan Drake and then he had a match against me where I was able to pick up the victory. Then Jac Morgan, beat Tsuyoshi Dai and became the Skyfall champion. So for you guys right here today I am going to touch on them a little. That duffer over there will help me. He picks up the bottle and remembers that Piggy is in there and puts it back down. Riz: So Ventor, a guy I spent a little while with on ITSC started things off. He had a nice new robe and everything. You know the funny thing about him is? He wants everything. He doesn’t know whether he is coming or going with all the belts he is looking for. I mean honestly, get your-self back into the company and establish your-self first. Wreck: Ventor Establish himself, never gonna happen that man thinks he's gods gift to wrestling, he thinks that he's the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be....oh wait that's bret hart. Well fine he thinks he's fucking Bret Hart! He snickers. Wreck: So, he thinks he has a right at title shots, he's got no more rights to em then I do. Riz nods. Riz: You know I wouldn’t want to be in the place of Mad dog right now. The locker rooms are full of Mad dog jokes. I mean, I had to wrestle a crippled man but he got beaten by a plant. Speaking of the crippled man I will get to that in just a moment. Wreck: Yeah, I mean wow a plant and he couldn't even beat it, he sits around singing sounds and telling tales of his greatness and then gets buried by a plant...hahaha wonder how deep his roots went!!! Riz closes his eyes for a moment. Riz: Wreck, we are talking about a plant and you had to make the damned how deep are his roots Joke. Wreck giggles. Wreck: Awww come on it was funny! Admit it it was funny, Riz: Well let me think... #About this for a minute... No. He looks around at the studio. Riz: We really need to decorate this place. Wreck frowns then shrugs looking around the studio and nods in agreement. Wreck: Yeah, this shit is boring as hell Riz: You know what? I bet there are viewers out there thinking why hasn’t Riz spoken about Izzy yet? Simple, I do have something to say about Izzy and then that is it. It is done. I have had enough of it all. So you can come out on Wristlock or ITSC and say what you want Izzy but as far as I go it is all done. Now regarding the cowered who blindsided me at the end of my match. Let’s just say there will be hell to pay. Riz smirks. Riz: There you go Wreck one bad pun deserves another. Wreck: Ha ha ha! Very funny hell to pay! That little cat clawed the hell out of you Riz, she must have a real good reason for doing it. He grins wickedly at him. Riz shakes his head. Riz: Wreck... You know what? Never mind. Anyways just because I say that everyone is out to get doesn’t mean to say it’s not true. I have no idea what the deal is there. He clears his throat. Riz: Any ways we are not here to talk about my problems we are here to talk about... well whatever the hell we like. No Wreck that doesn’t include my problems. All though I do think we should talk about that Prick Jac Morgan for a while before we wrap up the show. Wreck: Awww, but your so much to talk about Riz! He grins innocently at him. Wreck: Awww, is it almost time to wrap this show up? Been kinda boring really, nothing exiting nothing like the last time I was on here, Paul Deatheridge threw my whiskey out the window, and then tried to strangle me cause he was trying to not admit he was gay for that Prick Jac Morgan! He laughs again. Wreck: Speaking of That Prick, was that not an awesome WIN! Riz gets to his feet and takes Wreck’s drink. He opens the window and throws it out of the window. Riz: There are you happy now? Shall I wear that silly hair do that Paul Deatheridge did as well? New times Wreck and things are different. He sits down. Riz: I never said that the show was anywhere near the end. I just said that we needed to talk about Jac before it did end. Wreck blinks and then snorts. Wreck: you'd look like a complete idiot with Paulie's hair doo...now, lets talk about Jac...while I get another beer. He said leaning over for his cooler. Riz takes the cooler away from Wreck. Riz: No, not this time. Wreck pouts glaring at him. Wreck: Fine, no booze...let’s talk. Riz leans back on his chair. Riz: You see Wreck we are here to analyse all of the situations in the fed. We are here to ask the hard hitting questions. In short we are here to talk about the things that people want to talk about. He pauses for a moment. Riz: You know like. Does Jac still walk around in Sam’s underwear? Is it true that James lightening has become a porn star? Does Tobias go to bed with that guitar of his? And does Thomas von Karstein actually have a speech impediment? Wreck blinks and bites his lip. Wreck: If Jac is wearing Sam's underwear I'm scared, and James Lightening as a Porn star only if it’s with the Red Ranger, and Tobias and his guitar TMI if he does, and the Vampire I don't even think he is a Vampire so yeah, Riz looks around the room for a moment. Riz: So here is what I think Wreck. Light green walls and a plush suede couch for the guests and a couple of matching chairs. A mini fridge in the corner for none-alcoholic drinks. Wreck: And Alcoholic, the rest I could care less about. He leans back. Wreck: So have them do as you want, won't be much use till we get back at the end of the summer. Riz nods. Riz: Now this is true enough. So go ahead Wreck I have spoken about some folks already and I do have to say something about Dai but is there anyone you want to talk about? Wreck: Hmmm, well there's a lot I could say but none of it would have anything to do with what happened at Maelstrom. He smirked. Wreck: But I gotta say, Jac still kicked Yoshi's ass hard core just like I said he would.. Riz laughs. Riz: Well you can talk about anything, I think we covered the Maelstrom stuff anyways. I am going to talk about the disgrace of a man who is Tsuyoshi Dai for just a little. He stands up and performs a mock bow. Riz: You folks won’t know this but I went to visit him in the hospital. He was extremely rood, dismissive and blamed everyone else for his problems. He even mistook me for an American. So to you Dai, look at your damned self in the mirror, grow the hell up and face the consequences of your own failings. Wreck: I can't believe he honestly expected someone to run out and save his ass? After he acted all powerful like he didn't need anyone...such bullshit Riz: Well Mine and Dai’s friendship is done, and good riddance to bad rubbish. He pauses for a moment. Riz: Well Unless you have anything else to add here Wreck? I am out of stuff for now. Wreck: nope, just watch Edge Jac's been going on and on about some announcement he's gonna make. He smirks. Wreck: Promise next time I won't be such a kiss ass. Riz: Well you heard it from the horse’s mouth folks watch out next week. Now I am going to find out why the hell Piggy was in this damned water bottle, how he got in there in the first place and weather I can cook him yet. Anyone have any problems you know what you can do... Get over it. We fade to the SWA Logo with the words. "The Views expressed in Get Over it are solely those of Wreck, Riz and their guests, which do not represent the Views of the SWA in Any Way." Written under it. |