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The sound of a gentle wind and an image of a desert are shown. The deep blue sky indicates that it is very early in the morning. This screen stays for a moment. Suddenly flames engulf the screen and after a second the desert is replaced by a black screen. The Von Bondies - C'Mon C'Mon starts to play. MANY clips of SWA wrestlers in action are shown. After the last clip plays it fades out and a picture of Wreck on the left side of the screen and Riz on the right side of the screen are shown for just a moment. They are engulfed by a flash of flames and the music stops. Now shown is that desert once again. The sound of the wind can be heard and on the screen in large orange letters are the words “Get over it!” We then cut to the location for this week’s get over it and Join Riz. A sea gull flies over head in the endless blue sky as the camera pans down to an endless body of water and a beach. It then pans for a while and finds what it is looking for and zooms in. It was of course looking for the host of Get over it and finds Riz stood with Rae. Riz spots the camera and waves it in closer. Up on closer inspection we find a large blow up Rhinoceros stood next to Riz. Riz: Hello and welcome to Get over it. I am Riz of course and look who is with me co hosting this week. He looks at Rae with a smile. Riz: Hello Rae and welcome to the show. Rae grins an claps her hands happily. Rae: Guess what! Do you know what today is!! Riz raises an eyebrow and looks inquisitive. Riz: uh I have no idea. Rae: The full moon! Ya know what happens on the full moon? Riz: Well let’s see, the magnetic pull of the moon causes a variation in the pattern of the sea. Also some pizza outlets do a two for the price of one offer. Rae blinks then giggles tossing her head back she howls at the sky. Rae: Nope silly the werewolves come out Riz frowns and then pulls down the corners of his mouth to suggest it is a mock frown. Riz: Silly me, how could I forget that? We have vampires robots and zombies so hell why not a werewolf? Rae: Yeah why not! She stomped her foot. Rae: That’s it I'm picketing for Werewolf rights!! Riz: Well I guess Werewolves need love to. He pauses. Riz: Uh so how do you plan on dealing with this very delicate issue Rae? She looks thoughtful then smiles. Rae: I will draw great big colorful signs that say support werewolf rights and then I will go and picket in Columbus in front of the SWA head offices! Riz attempts to keep a straight face but can’t hide a small smile. Riz: Ok well good luck with it Sweetie, if anyone can fight for Werewolf rights and be successful I know you can. She smiles and hugs him tightly. Rae: You'll come too of course Riz: Uh... Yes of course Sweetie, you know I support everything you do, including Werewolf rights. He hugs her back. Riz: Ok before we move on I have someone for you Rae and the viewers to meet. Rae: good to know... She nods then jumps up and down clapping again. Rae: ooooo! I just LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE!! Riz turns his head and looks at the blow up Rhinoceros for a moment and then turns back to Rae. Riz: Rae meet Milo. This is the Get over it mascot. Just one more thing that the Wristlock doesn’t have. Rae turns and bows to the Rhino. Rae: Kanichiwa Milo Riz smiles. Riz: I didn’t know you could speak Russian Rae. Rae blinks and looks at Riz. Rae: I do? Riz shakes his head. Riz: No sweetie I was joking. He then opts to change the subject very quickly. Riz: Well after about three months, two busted up suit cases and more air miles than I can count we are all back off the world tour. I enjoyed it, well sort of but I am glad we are back. It’s a pity we didn’t go to Egypt this time round right Rae? Rae: Yeah, I love Egypt! And oooo too bad we didn't travel back with Jac! He could of sang for us the whooooole way back! AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! She falls on her back in the sand giggling Riz chortles as he helps Rae back to her feet. Riz: Just to explain that story folks. Jac Rae and I were on a flight coming back from Texas I think. Any ways Jac was singing A Whitney Houston song. And he was singing it very loudly. So Rae and I got a little curious and wondered why Jac would listen to Whitney Houston, didn’t think it was his style. So after he fell asleep we both took an ear piece of his out and listened and he was actually listening to heavy metal. Rae: yeah, he was listening to that screaming music. Riz: This is the man who is part of the legal system folks. He shrugs. Riz: Ok is there anything else you want to talk about Rae before we go? Rae: Oh yeah! She pulls something out of the pocket of her jeans and unfolds it. Rae: That guy...is missing who is he? Oh right! Dug! She smacks her own forehead and holds up a picture of Jac. Rae: he's missing has anyone seen him? Riz: That’s right poor old Jac has gone missing. He does need to be found. We will keep you posted on how things go with that. Peter and Allister just to say to you that I have a surprise for you. I won’t say any more right now. He pauses. Riz: Thank you for being on the show sweetie. It’s been fun. He hugs Rae. Rae hugs him back grinning. Rae: oooo can I come back next week? Riz smiles. Riz: Of course you can Rae. So everyone enjoy your week and Rae and I will see you next week. Riz takes Rae’s hand and leads her away as the camera focuses in on Milo one last time. We fade to the SWA Logo with the words. "The Views expressed in Get Over it are solely those of Wreck, Riz and their guests, which do not represent the Views of the SWA in Any Way." Written under it. |