The sound of a gentle wind and an image of a desert are shown. The deep blue sky indicates that it is very early in the morning. This screen stays for a moment. Suddenly flames engulf the screen and after a second the desert is replaced by a black screen. The Von Bondies - C'Mon C'Mon starts to play. MANY clips of SWA wrestlers in action are shown. After the last clip plays it fades out and a picture of Riz on the screen is shown with a black background behind him for just a moment. The picture is engulfed by a flash of flames and the music stops. Now shown is that desert once again. The sound of the wind can be heard and on the screen in large orange letters are the words “Get over it!” We then cut to the get over it studio and join Riz.

The Get over it studio is now decorated. It has pale green walls and a dark blue carpet. Sat on a plush blue chair is Riz. There are two more in front of him but at this point they are unoccupied. There is a table in between the chairs. On it right now are a couple bottles of water. The camera zooms in on Riz.

Riz: Welcome to Get over it everyone. There is allot to get through so I am going to cut straight to it now. I first want to apologise for miss I want to put my finger in every pie last week. Angel I have had about enough of you. I am glad you have signed a contract because care or not your actions are getting rather annoying. There comes a point when enough is enough. Personally I may drop in and watch you serving the popcorn to see how you are doing. With all the stuff that has been going on, I could do with a laugh. If you are aiming to be the most annoying person in the fed then congratulations you succeeded. You have heard from the commissioner and you will hear from me, I promise you.

He shrugs

Riz: Ok we have an interview with Russell Brown this week which will be very interesting. After all the stuff with Damien Acheron and everything else, so look forwards to Russell Brown and his fedora a little later.

He picks up one of the bottles of water and opens the cap. He takes a drink and screws the cap back on the bottle.

Riz: Ok it is a huge week for the SWA, for those of you who don’t know, on the twenty second of September the SWA will be four years old. This is celebrated with the biggest night of the SWA calendar. It will be a huge night of action and the card shows exactly that. I am not going to do a review of the card but I am going to pass on a few things to look out for. Besides that reviwing stuff is done by the B show the Wednesday headlock... I mean wristlock.

He pauses and leans back in his chair.

Riz: Ok first off watch out for Alan Drake against Damien Acheron, that match will not be pretty but you can sure guarantee that something will come of it. Alan is the only one who knows that pond life well enough. I am really sure he has something planned for him, so make sure you watch out for that.

He picks up the bottle again and opens it. He takes a couple of swigs before putting the bottle back down.

Riz: Ok now on to the next person I am really wanting to have talk about this week. That person is you Alex Kaelin. You have run and run your mouth for quite some time without backing any of it up. I don’t know who your friends are you talked about or what on earth you had planned for this place but you know it doesn’t just do to run your mouth with out backing it up. Blowing hot air may have worked in the other places you were in but it will not work here. So what I think you need to do is take a good look at your-self. Ask your-self why the hell you are here and either do something or get the hell out. To me all you sound like is generic bad guy number six hundred and forty. Now if you want to be on Get over it I would love to have you. Get in touch and perhaps we could learn more about Alex Kaelin.

He pauses a moment.

Riz: Ok and now for one of Alex’s recent opponents. This week I am not going to play musical chairs and interview my-self. Instead I am going to interview the Rising star Russell Brown.

The door is opened and Riz gestures for Russell Brown to enter the Get over it studio.

Riz: Come in Russell Brown and take a seat on the guests chair.

Russell Brown walks in with an emotionless look on his face. Before sitting down he nods to Riz.

Russell Brown: Thank you Riz, it’s a pleasure to finally be a guest here on Get Over It.

Riz: Well Russell we have allot to talk about so I hope you are ready for some tough questions.

Russell knew that was coming because why else would Riz want him on his show?

Russell Brown: I’m ready when you are. Ask away.

Riz: Since the disappearance of your Fiancé you have been completely devoid of any real serious emotion. The question has to be asked do you even give a damned about her or the baby? As has been pointed out you didn’t even pickup on the clues and just went on your merry way, throwing cheap insults at your opponents. Where the hell is the guy who has lost his family?

Russell Brown: No Riz, I caught on. I heard everything that was said but I didn’t know what to do. You see here’s the difference between me and most people. I don’t go out and attack people and accuse them of things. I mean after all, its Damien we’re talking about here; he might have just said the shit to get the best of me just so he can have a good laugh. I know he did the crime NOW but before I didn’t know. And in all truthiness, I’m lost for words about all of this. I can’t believe that my family is gone; I can’t believe that my son the boy who I only held for a couple of hours is now gone. I am completely angered by all this but I’m trying to hide my weaknesses right now.

Riz shakes his head.

Riz: So expressing fear or concern for the loss of a loved one is a sign of weakness? You know what Russell that really doesn’t wash. How do you think that Nikki would feel knowing that you are acting like none of this matters?

Russell Brown: You don’t think I’m concerned. You see this is when everyone has to stop assuming things. I never said that my concerns for her or my child were a weakness. I said my anger that I have on a certain person is a weakness. I’m sorry Riz but me going to Damien and killing the man isn’t going to make any of my matters worse so that’s why I’m hiding my weaknesses. But my concerns for my family aren’t a weakness. I’m very concerned. Just because there aren’t cameras around doesn’t mean I’m not spending sleepless nights looking for them because guess what I’ am. When the cameras are there, they are there. The only time I call for them is when I want them there or when I have a promo to shoot.  I’m sorry that all you nosey fuckers are missing out on me driving in my car. It’s not like anybody on the roster is coming up to me and trying to help or even sending out their concerns.

Riz: Your problem is simple Russell Brown. You just never listen. Have you ever gone to anyone for help? Have you stopped to think that help is there if someone wants it? You just go on your merry way thinking you have all the answers and when someone points out that you don’t you crumble.

Russell Brown: Have you ever listened Riz? Actually the whole SWA, have any of you ever listened or at least watched? I did go to Izzy for help. He did help and he’s still helping. He gave me an address and that’s where I’m at right now. There are no clues because Damien didn’t kill them; he didn’t do anything but one thing, a magic trick.  He made them disappear. If he didn’t do magic then that man must have been a janitor because he cleans up very well. At least with Izzy he doesn’t slap me or bitch me out. Whether I’ve been Rur Rur or Dur Dur, I don’t really care, Izzy stays calm and acts like a professional.

Riz leans back in his chair.

Riz: If you want to turn words on people at least try to do it right. How do I know Izzy was helping you? Me and Izzy have just become friends but and I am sure he won’t mind me saying that he is not exactly a model of how to handle ones personal life. You know what the best thing to do Russ is to just simply admit that you got it wrong.

Russell Brown: No Riz I didn’t get it wrong. How do you not know Izzy was helping me? Oh wait because I’m right you didn’t listen or pay attention. The cameras were actually around this time so maybe you should go back and put the damn thing in the recorder and watch the fucking tape.

Riz: See Russell even now you are not going to admit that you got it wrong are you?

Russell Brown: I’m not going to admit to shit Riz! You’re the one who is wrong. Don’t try and turn this on me. You know, if I were you, I would try and play my cards better because I don’t think you realize that you’re dealing with a ticking bomb and I’m about to blow up.

Riz shakes his head slowly.

Riz: Oh really Russell Brown so I am to be careful of what exactly? I am here to ask questions and find what makes a person tick. What I am seeing from you is a man who has no regrets and is carrying on regardless. You are just arguing with me for the sake of it.

Russell Brown: The reason why I’m arguing is because you’re not listening and don’t have your facts straight. I’m sick and tired of people just viewing the situation like I don’t give a fuck. I’ve been honest and nobody wants to listen, you being one of them Riz.  I don’t care what it looks like; sure actions speak louder than words but not this time. I’ve been doing the best I can and I’ve been coming up short time and time again because of that son of a bitch, Damien.

Riz picks up his bottle of water and takes a drink.

Riz: Ok well Russell I think people know where you sit on that whole issue, so let’s move on. What is next for Russell Brown. Your career has been on a real slope and you have been struggling so much. What are you going to do next?

Russell Brown: I don’t want to backtrack but I’m going to because what issue are we talking about? What issue is it that everyone “knows” where I sit?

Riz: Well the whole situation with Damien. The whole situation with your wife.

Russell Brown: Don’t forget about the boy. As for my career Riz, it’s been a real tough summer; let’s just put it that way. Losing is a part of the game but right now that is my game but to me it’s not about that, especially right now. Sure I put up promos for my matches but that’s just because it’s my job, it’s what I get paid to do but right now my career is only set on one thing; my family.

Riz: If your family meant so much to you then why didn’t you ask for time off so that you could find them?

Russell Brown: Because Riz, I know that Damien did it. He’s the only person that knows where they are and the only way that I’ll get to my family is by doing whatever it takes to Damien.

Riz folds his arms.

Riz: Russell Brown you proved my point exactly. You didn’t listen to Damien and it is clear you weren’t listening to me earlier. He told you that he didn’t have her anymore. He has told you on several occasions that he let her go. You are still chasing a man when he doesn’t have your lady and your kid. Why not find them first and then perhaps deal with him if you can. Which I have to say is very questionable.

Russell Brown: No, I listened to him, I just don’t believe him. A guy who thrives for pain is bound to be a liar and that’s what he is Riz.

Russell then lights up a cigarette after speaking.

Riz: I can’t believe that you are not getting it through your head. It is clear he has finished with her. She is free and you have not even gone to look for her.  Good god Russell are you that dense that you can’t understand when someone is telling you the truth. He may be many things but I can practically guarantee that he doesn’t have her and the baby any more. I am starting to wonder if he is right about you. Maybe she is better off without you.

Russell Brown: Well if he’s done with them Riz, then where the fuck are they?

Russell takes a hit from his cigarette.  Riz shakes his head.

Riz: Ok well clearly she feels better off without you as she has not returned. I have no idea where she is. You came on here and expressed your views on Damien and talked about your career. You have a television broadcast to ask folks if they have seen her and you didn’t even take advantage of that. You really don’t know if you are coming or going Russell brown and it was a good thing that I challenged you for the STC spot. Sure it closed down but a man like you should never be given such responsibilities.

Russell Brown: The funny thing about the STC is that nobody stopped me. I was never given the spot, I took it. Now as for my family, the reason why they haven’t returned is because I feel like Damien has killed them. Now if you don’t mine Riz, there is business that needs to be taken care of.

Russell then stands up and lays the cigarette on the table before walking off the set.  Riz watches him go.

Riz: There you have it folks Russell Brown. I have to say, he could have read the no smoking sign when he came in here.

He shakes his head.

Riz: Ok well I hope you enjoyed the show this week. Whatever you do, don’t forget the biggest night of the SWA Calendar. Yes Fallout...

Suddenly the Bread Zombie limps in from the side. Holding a steaming cup of coffee. He moans to get Riz's attention.

Riz looks up and spots the Bread Zombie. He smiles a little.

Riz: The Bread Zombie ladies and gentlemen. Hello Bread Zombie how are things?

Bread Zombie: Uhhh..Brought....you.....nice....hot....coffee....boss.

He extends the coffee cup towards Riz, moaning in approval. The jerky movement has splattered some of the coffee on the floor.

Riz takes the cup and puts it on the table.

Riz: Thank you Bread zombie. Now of course you have a match at Fallout when you face one of my enemies, Hell cat. I am looking forwards to you beating her.

Bread Zombie: Uhhh….do…..not….worry….boss….I…will….snuggle….her…with…my…b.aguette….Since…it…is….biggers…than…yours…..sorry.

He looks mercifully at Riz and then pulls a Baggett out of his pants and shows it off proudly. Then he just puts it back into them. Then he grins at Riz. It probably is meant to be friendly.

Riz raises an eyebrow but says nothing for a moment.

Riz: Bread Zombie how come you call me boss?

The Bread Zombie sighs deeply moved.

Bread Zombie: I…am….imagining….would…be…good…times….You…head…of
STC….me…assistant…..dream….come….true…..but

He starts to get a whiny face, as much as that is possible being a zombie.

Bread Zombie:…..dream…..dead….(sniff)

Then he starts to cry loudly pulling out a toast from his underpants, clearly visible and using it like a tissue.

Riz: I am sorry Bread Zombie, Yes I would have found the STC interesting too. You can come on this show if you want to from time to time.

He pauses.

Riz: How does that sound?

The Bread Zombie sneezes heartily into his toast and moans happy. Then gives Riz a rib crushing hug.

Bread Zombe: UHHHHHHHHH……thank….you….Riz…Boss!….UHHHHH

He is still hugging him, seemingly not caring on how strong the pressure is.

Riz begins to turn red. When he speaks his voice is horse.

Riz: Ok... Bread Zombie... you are welcome.

The bread zombie presses a bit more but then lets go of Riz as he seems to realize he is hurting him. But then it is discovered he only wanted to bite off a bit of the toast he before used as a tissue. He chews loudly and content and then spots Riz trying to catch his breath. Being the friendly undead he is he holds out the toast.

Bread Zombie: Uhhhh?

Riz looks a little sheepish at this point. Still trying to catch his breath he slowly shakes his head.

Riz: No thank you Bread Zombie, I am ok.

He walks over to the chair and takes a seat.

Riz: Ok well it is time to wrap things up. I hope you enjoyed this week’s show. Join this slightly squashed presenter next time on get over it.

The bread zombie shrugs and puts the toast in a non existing breast pocket. Which leads to it falling to the floor, which he seems not to notice. He looks at Riz.

Bread Zombie: Thanks….for….having…me.

He turns around to the camera taking out a pair of sunglasses made out of black bread and puts it on. Then he states with a serious face and a strange Austrian accent.

Bread Zombie: I….be….back….asta…lavista…..hell…cat!

And with that he just limps off. bumping into the side of the viewers screen as it seems. And after moaning at it he disappears.

Riz watches this with a very bemused look on his face as the show comes to a close.

We fade to the SWA Logo with the words. "The Views expressed in Get Over it are solely those of Riz and his guests, which do not represent the Views of the SWA in Any Way." Written under it.