OK, so I lost the match. All of you Jerryatrics know Bob cheated to get that victory. There was no way I could've lost otherwise. Now I've been moved to Aggression, and I have one thing to say. Cal, I have no idea how you stand her. Yeah, I'm talking about Christi, who should get her very name taken from her, as she is the antithesis of womanhood. She interrupts, she's rude, and she won't hesitate to throw out a quick insult to make herself feel better about a situation, no matter whether or not her insult is any good. At least I insult with style.

It has been Hell working with this woman. I daresay it's been worse than working with Bob, though that's almost a stretch. Bob acts like a woman most of the time, after all. Back to Christi, though, there is one thing I'm curious about. Does she treat you like this outside work, Cal? Does she tell you to shut up all the time? Does she act like she's smarter than you? I'm absolutely sure she interrupts sex with you to talk about something totally irrelevant, like she does on the show. Not that I engage in those sorts of acts with her on the show, but I might as well. That's how privileged she should feel to work with me. But she takes it for granted, something all women do. Please, Cal. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me you're not actually as whipped as I think you are, and that you're taking my words to heart like so many Jerryatrics do every month. Be a man, and break up with her before it's too late. She's probably sleeping around on you anyway. Lots of guys in the back. Actually, come to think of it, she's probably one of those older men types. She's probably stalking Bill Graves or something. Women by their very nature are unfaithful, however, so regardless of who it is, even if it's the vampire, I assure you it is happening.

I realize this edition is more a message to Cal than to the rest of you fine Jerryatrics, but I hope you understand. This is about getting my feelings about Christi off my chest, and an attempt to save a man who might just still be saved. And given how very like Bob Cal is, I should be looked upon as a noble hero for this. At any rate, I still hope you all have enjoyed reading. Just be mindful of those around you. One of them could be a woman.