Greetings, Jerryatrics! Jerry Sheppard back again, doing the one thing that gives me great joy, writing this column. Seriously, there is no joy greater than this. I have fans, I am popular, and writing this makes me realize it more than anything. Perhaps you’ve noticed my mood even from these few sentences. Not happy. And that brings me to what I want to talk about this week. Bob Macatire.

Have you Jerryatrics noticed how confrontational he’s been lately? He’s arguing with everything I say, he’s treating me like a lesser being, and he’s questioning my position as head announcer! And ya know what? I don’t appreciate it at all. I work hard for my money, I do well at my job. He’s the one who slacks off. He’s the one who takes time off to grieve over the loss of a relationship which was doomed from the beginning. I commentate like nobody else. If I didn’t, I would’ve been removed from my position. It’s that simple. Management knows I’m good, you Jerryatrics know I’m good. So what is Bob’s problem?

Ya know what I think it is? I think it’s jealousy. That’s right. I’m head announcer, and he’s not. He can’t handle that. He’s always gotta be in the top spot. And maybe part of that is the fact that Kristen shattered his ego, and now he’s trying to build a new one. It’s downright ridiculous, and it’s sad.

So ya know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna give it to him this week. Everything he says to me is coming right back at him. I think he forgets that I can dish it out as well as take it, and there’s gonna be a lot of dishin' going on this week. I’m not just gonna sit back and take Bob’s insults. He’s gonna know why I’m head announcer, and once he knows, he’s never gonna forget.

And that’s what’s up. I just wanted to let you Jerryatrics know not to be worried. Yes, worry not about me, for I will be taking my stand at Edge. No longer will I just sit back and take this. This week, Jerry Sheppard fights back! Know that I shall win, and until next time, goodbye my Jerryatrics. I love you all.