Ya know, you think you know somebody, but just when you're certain of that, they turn around and surprise you. It happened to me with one Katie Williams. Yeah, I know she's sitting somewhere, a smirk on her face because this article is once again about her, but whatever. I speak what's on my mind here in Jerry's Jive, and the fickle nature of people is currently what is on my mind. Again, don't read too much into it.

So yeah, Katie didn't react to my last article the way I expected her to. I expected jeers, I was ready for jeers, but questions? NO, certainly not those. She flat out asked me why I acted the way I did, and I feel I gave her a good answer. The fact is, Jerryatrics, that what you see on TV isn't necessarily entirely the way I feel. OK, sure there is some of me behind it. There certainly are issues with women I've brought up that I feel are valid, given what I've been through, but some of it is a bit exaggerated. It is my character. It is my job. Those who aren't Jerryatrics tune in just to hate me, and that gets the SWA ratings too. Why do you think I've not been fired again? Christi doesn't have to like it, and quite frankly neither does Katie, but there it is. I don't mean everything I say, but there is at least some meaning behind most things.

Ya know what? ya wanna know the real truth? Fine, here it is. Deep down, I'm waiting. I'm waiting for a woman to prove me wrong about women. All these women I've actually spoken to, or who have spoken out against me have vehemently hated the things that I've said, but they haven't really proven otherwise. I would just love to find a woman who could prove that they're not all bad news. I mean I don't mind working with Katie, but ya know, it's not like that. She is only an acquaintance that I happen to not despise. So I'll continue to wait, and watch. I fully expect Kristen to leave Bob again, I fully expect Rachel Drake to drop Alan like a bad habit as soon as she gets that Skyfall title shot she might be up for, and so on and so on. It's a sad cycle, but until I see any different, until I see that what I dealt with was truly one isolated incident and honestly doesn't happen to everyone, I will continue to think the way I think. Take it or leave it, Jerryatrics. I'm a realist, and that's the way things appear to be.

I guess that's it. Yep, nothing more to say for now. I begin to wonder if I'm losing Jerryatrics. Maybe. They're not seeing what they're used to seeing lately. I'm sorry for that, Jerryatrics. I'll try to normalize this column next time around, I promise. Until then, this here's me, signing off.