OK. Sitting down here at my laptop to write this, I find myself hoping Katie Williams is too disgusted with me to read it. Why, Jerryatrics? Because I don't want to undergo tons and tons of laughter, and possibly insults, after saying what I'm about to say. the thing is, though, that I can't just not say it. Jerry's Jive has always been a column where I write exactly how I feel about things. Maybe that's why it's the one thing about me that is still popular. The one thing that is still respected by a vast majority of the SWA fans. Yeah, I sometimes show my ego here, but it's because I have one. Because it's part of who I am. Looking at it that way, I never really lie. If I'm griping about a match I lost, it's because I feel I should've won. But enough about that. Let me get this over with.

So, I hate women. As far as I know, that hasn't changed. I've gone through that enough. Everyone who reads this knows my points against them are constantly proven time and time again. But... and here goes... By God, I don't hate Katie. Now don't take this the wrong way, Jerryatrics. I don't like her or anything. I mean sure she's got a hot body, (yeah sure I'll admit it), and certainly I'd accept an invitation for a night of passion if she were to offer one, but so would any guy. I'm just saying I don't hate her. she... intrigues me sometimes.

It's not often that I find someone who can match wits with me so easily. It disturbs me a little, cause if I'm anything, I'm one witty son of a gun. But there it is. And then, there's the fact that she doesn't take any of my crap. Yeah, some of what I say is total crap. Some of it I say just to get under her skin. Sure it's all based on real feeling, but I'm not totally serious about every little thing. She won't take any of it though. I say something, she fires off instantly with something else, and I'm kinda left going... Huh. It's a weird feeling for me, and ya know what? I kinda like it.

Honestly, when it comes down to it, it's good to have someone to bounce off of when doing commentary for matches like we do. Doesn't matter who it is. I can see why most commentary teams are composed of two, sometimes three people. That's what I'm saying. Doing my own thing was fun, but not getting an immediate reaction kinda took away from it ultimately. Now I get that, and more.

Now again, do not read too much into this. This isn't leading anywhere. My general opinion hasn't changed. I just, ya know, don't mind working with her anymore. Just pleas God, nobody show this to her, because she'll make my life a living hell afterward. Not that it's not already in a way, but that's another story for another time. Or never, perhaps. Either way, this is the most serious Jerry's Jive I've ever done, and that worries me a bit too. So I think I'll stop now, and wish all you Jerryatrics a wonderful day. All you non-Jerryatrics, a plague upon all your houses.