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Oh look, it's that time
again, folks. Time for me to
speak my mind, so all the
wonderful Jerryatrics know
what's going on with their
favorite SWA personality.
And to be honest, not a
whole lot is going on this
month. Let's face it, the
SWA is still looking for
their first chance to get
rid of me. I think I've
figured something else out
though, which is what we'll
be talking about in this
edition. Time to shed some
light, folks.
Alright, so here's my
current theory. The SWA
still hates me, and
apparently hates Katie too,
hence the Aggression
cancelation. However, they
don't want to just let us
go. They read my last
Jerry's Jive, you see, and
realized that it would mean
really, really bad publicity
for them if they didn't part
with us on good terms. I'm
certainly not about to give
this place a glowing review,
and I'm sure Katie isn't
either after the way they've
treated her. And so, in an
attempt to satisfy me, they
gave me a match. I have been
known to express my
enjoyment for the ring, so
they thought they'd just
throw me back in once, and
that'd make me feel like I
was still a part of the
company. I did enjoy the
match, don't get me wrong. I
enjoyed schooling Stivers in
the art of wrestling,
something which he's
supposed to be rather
familiar with. Still, I know
the real truth. I know what
this is all about.
Honestly, though, it's
fine. Oh sure I'm not happy
about the fact that they'll
one day cut the strings, but
I'll play their game as far
as they'll take it. Who
knows? I might end up with a
title shot before it's over.
Wouldn't that be something?
And if I won, which they
would be hoping adamantly
that I didn't, they'd have
to keep me around. Firing a
champion would look even
worse for them. And since I
know their game, it's a win
win situation for me. I will
simply temper myself, you
see. No matter what they try
to pull, they're not going
to get the glowing review
they want out of me if I
lose whatever title match
I'm given, and they're not
going to get rid of me if I
win. They could always
conspire to make me lose the
title, of course, which
isn't beyond them, but if
they do... Well, I don't
think they want my opinion
to lower any further than it
has already.
So there it is,
Jerryatrics. There is a bit
more of the truth about the
company we all loved so
much, the SWA. Thank God for
freedom of speech, and for
total control of this
column. I just hope they
find something for Katie to
do. For now, I'll contend
myself with winning, and
that will be enough, at
least for a while. Until
next time, Jerryatrics,
we'll see what happens. |