Oh look, it's that time again, folks. Time for me to speak my mind, so all the wonderful Jerryatrics know what's going on with their favorite SWA personality. And to be honest, not a whole lot is going on this month. Let's face it, the SWA is still looking for their first chance to get rid of me. I think I've figured something else out though, which is what we'll be talking about in this edition. Time to shed some light, folks.

Alright, so here's my current theory. The SWA still hates me, and apparently hates Katie too, hence the Aggression cancelation. However, they don't want to just let us go. They read my last Jerry's Jive, you see, and realized that it would mean really, really bad publicity for them if they didn't part with us on good terms. I'm certainly not about to give this place a glowing review, and I'm sure Katie isn't either after the way they've treated her. And so, in an attempt to satisfy me, they gave me a match. I have been known to express my enjoyment for the ring, so they thought they'd just throw me back in once, and that'd make me feel like I was still a part of the company. I did enjoy the match, don't get me wrong. I enjoyed schooling Stivers in the art of wrestling, something which he's supposed to be rather familiar with. Still, I know the real truth. I know what this is all about.

Honestly, though, it's fine. Oh sure I'm not happy about the fact that they'll one day cut the strings, but I'll play their game as far as they'll take it. Who knows? I might end up with a title shot before it's over. Wouldn't that be something? And if I won, which they would be hoping adamantly that I didn't, they'd have to keep me around. Firing a champion would look even worse for them. And since I know their game, it's a win win situation for me. I will simply temper myself, you see. No matter what they try to pull, they're not going to get the glowing review they want out of me if I lose whatever title match I'm given, and they're not going to get rid of me if I win. They could always conspire to make me lose the title, of course, which isn't beyond them, but if they do... Well, I don't think they want my opinion to lower any further than it has already.

So there it is, Jerryatrics. There is a bit more of the truth about the company we all loved so much, the SWA. Thank God for freedom of speech, and for total control of this column. I just hope they find something for Katie to do. For now, I'll contend myself with winning, and that will be enough, at least for a while. Until next time, Jerryatrics, we'll see what happens.