"Comatose" by Skillet hits as we open to the travelling Wristlock studio on our host Mieke Janssen. The set is similar to last week's, except there's a second chair on the other side of the end table which is empty at the moment. As the music fades out, Mieke greets the viewing audience.

Mieke: Hello, and welcome back to the Wristlock. I've got plenty I'd like to discuss this week but first I've got an interview to start us off with. My first guest here on the Wristlock, Joe Dick. 

"Motherfucker Of The Year" by Motley Crue starts to play, and Joe makes his way into the studio. Surveying his surroundings with a smug look about him he leans back in his chair.

Mieke:  I'd ask you how you're doing today Joe but to be honest I don't really care because you're a jackass.

Joe gives a wry smirk.

Joe: I love you too.

Not seeming to care about his reaction at all, Mieke continues on.

Mieke: Right, now getting right into the questions. First off, I as well as the people watching at home would like to know what the story is behind your ring name. Because really, I think most people would agree that it's pretty stupid.

Letting out a slight chuckle beforehand, Joe answers.

Joe: It's a moniker I've had for a long time, well before I became a grappler. And it's not just a name, it's a way of life. Can you honestly look and me and say that everything about me doesn't scream "Joe Dick"?

Before she can say anything he answers for her.

Joe: No, of course not. Now, next question please.

She lets out a sigh and just shakes her head.

Mieke: Right, just lovely. Now, you showed up here and attacked Brian Sasso on your first night here. Premeditated or not? It seemed all too convenient how things worked out for you taking his place against Ally. Not to mention there just happened to be a pipe there. I know you're one to spontaneously attack people, but the pieces just seemed to fall into place all too well there.

Stretching his arms over his head Joe smirks.

Joe: Well then, cutting right to the chase now aren't we? Well I'll answer you since you're giving me those "fuck me" eyes I can't resist. Yeah, I had a plan to attack someone from one of the top matches that night. Seemed like it would make an impact, so why not? Just ended up happening to be him. Was it a possibility I could get inserted into a match? Yeah, but I was hardly counting on it. I could have also gotten shitcanned on the spot. A risk I was willing to take though, I was either entering this place my way or not at all.

He shrugs his shoulders, as Mieke looks at him unimpressed with his nonchalant attitude.

Mieke: Well I don't think I'm alone in thinking your way of doing things sucks. But you are on a roll and seem to have a direction, I'll give you that much.

Joe doesn't seem fazed at all by that.

Joe: I don't expect people to like it, in fact I really hope they don't. Besides my joy in seeing people who are all pissed off failing to kick my ass, the fact is the more people pissed at you that you've got the more spotlight you get. I know people around here have a tendency to just sit back and let shit happens, so hey ... I'll keep pushing shit until they don't have a choice but to react.

Mieke: Well I'm sure you'll get your come uppance sooner rather than later. Speaking of people who have a gripe with you, this week you're facing Thomas Von Karstein in the main event of Edge. Do you have any words about your first main event here?

Without pausing at all, Joe deadpans back.

Joe: I do, and I'll say those words in these crazy little things called promos this week.

Undeterred she fires back.

Mieke: It's a novel concept, but sometimes people have stuff to say that doesn't fit in their promos. But of course I forgot, this is coming from the man who'll ramble on about any pointless bullshit he feels like.

That only makes the cocky smirk on his face grow.

Joe: I'm the undefeated wrestler, you're the mark who got given a talk show. I think I'll be the judge of what belongs in my promos and what doesn't. I'll talk about midgets giving rimjobs to sheep if I feel like.

She rolls her eyes in an exaggerated manner.

Mieke: Oh get over yourself, you walk around with this sense of entitlement like you're actually something special. Well, this company has a way of making people who have that attitude either realize they're lucky to be here and not vice versa. And when the day comes for you to be knocked down a peg, what will you be left as then? A white trash loser that likes donuts.

Joe: Yeah, I'm not changing who I am so spare the little speech okay sugartits? Now, do you actually have any more questions to ask?

Mieke: As much as I'd love to continue this discussion, I do have the rest of the show to get to so that will be it for now. Thanks for coming on the Wristlock Joe.

She smirks slightly as she says that.

Joe: Oh, you'd better be thanking me with the ratings bump I'm gonna give this bad boy ... later.

He stands up and walks off the set, blowing a kiss which Mieke ignores before exiting.

Mieke: Well then, with that out of the way it's time to look back at February Revolution. A show where as usual, the SWA delivered on Pay Per View. Starting us off we had a promo by AJ Angel, or should I say Angel Acheron. Her admission that she's Damien's daughter while certainly out of nowhere, makes a lot of sense if you back and look at everything. It seemed obvious there was at least some connection there. Now what was really surprising was this apparent new attitude of hers. I'm still a bit skeptical, but we'll have to wait and see where it takes her. And that brings us to our first match where as I expected, the Bread Buddies were victorious over JR and Gidget. All I'll say on that one is that at least Joe Dick has some wins to go with his sense of entitlement. Honestly, what makes JR so much more special than every other cocky prick to walk into this place thinking he's god's gift? If these matches he's put in are such a waste of his talent, and he's above them then maybe he should show it by dominating this supposed lesser opposition.

She stops, taking a sip from her bottle of water sat on the end table.

Mieke: Then we had Lexi vs. Stivers, and Lexi looked impressive as usual getting a submission victory. I'm not sure where she goes from here, but I'd rather talk about Stivers right now. It seemed this match could be a turning point for him and he's starting to get that he needs to make changes. Here's hoping that happens and we end up seeing a new, improved Damien Stivers. Before our next match, Joe Dick decided to superkick Persephone Waters over a donut. Yes seriously, I think it speaks for itself really. Anyhow, that led to my encounter with him that set up the interview you heard moments ago. After that, Alex Shade beat Steve Evans and I think Alex rattled Steve a bit heading into the match. They seemed to be going the same route, and then after Alex told Steve to show him he wanted it as much as he did it seemed Steve kind of strayed from the course a bit at the end of the verbal exchange. It was a hell of a match though, so they can both be proud of that.

She takes another sip of water.

Mieke: The Xtreme Title was on the line after that, and before I get into the match I have to say that Seth Blitzer's entrance was absolutely pathetic. There's ego and then there's what we saw there, taking it to a whole new level. But luckily, I'm happy to say I was wrong about the outcome of that match as we did indeed crown a new Champion. Hopefully Julio manages to do some good things with the belt heading into Bloodsport, and this will only be the start of great things for him. He should really be proud of himself. And someone who will be proud of herself surely is Michelle Kramer, as I'm sure she takes full credit for Calypso beating Simon Kayne in that Last Man Standing match. I didn't like the approach Simon was taking heading into the match, the level of hatred he was portraying seemed forced to me as an outside observer and I think he might have paid for it. Riz had better watch out, as it seems Calypso is more focused and dangerous than before right now. But on a more pleasant note we had our main event for the Tag Team Championships. And it was really touching to see the dedication of both teams, and what this company means to them. Dirk and Billy retained the titles and should continue to be great Champions for the division, but what was really important was seeing them and the Coles focus on what was truly important and then go out to put on a great show. Hopefully some people end up learning a thing or two from them. But now, it's time to take a look ahead to this week's Edge.

The Friday night Edge logo flashes across the screen, then a graphic for Cody vs. Mideon.

Mieke: Opening up we have the debuting Mideon taking on Cody. Now, I know Cody has had success against a midget wrestler in the past but I'm still going to have to give the nod to Mideon here. For one I think Cody's actually gotten worse since then, and secondly I don't know what exactly Mideon brings to the table. And with that in mind, it's only fair to at least give him the benefit of the doubt that it's more than Cody does.

A graphic follows for Steve Evans vs. Thomas Carmichael vs. Dominic McManus

Mieke: This triple threat is going to be an interesting one, and one where all three really could use the win here. Evans to bounce back, Carmichael to keep building momentum on his new path and McManus to just get a win. I'm going to have to give my nod to the veteran Evans though. These triple threat environments are unpredictable and I think his experience will be key in helping him use some veteran tricks to pick up the win here.

Next is a graphic for Stephanie Frost vs. Renee Parfell

Mieke: Renee Parfell here obviously comes from a wrestling family, but she's got her work cut out against Stephanie Frost. While this is a big chance for Renee to make a splash right off the bat in her debut, I have to give the nod to Stephanie here. She is the Anarchy Champion for a reason after all, and particularly vicious.

Following a graphic for Ventor vs. Lance King ins shown

Mieke: I'm going to be blunt here, I think Lance King is a one trick pony who got figured out against Stephanie Frost. And I also believe given his history before making it to the SWA he'll be too stubborn to change his ways and step up to make the changes he needs in order to be successful here. Unless Ventor completely doesn't get what Lance is about or underestimates him, I see him taking it.

Finally a graphic is shown for our Thomas Von Karstein vs. Joe Dick main event

Mieke: And in our main event, I think Joe Dick has the win here. Thomas will be motivated for sure with the history building up to this match, but Joe loves his opponents to be pissed off and motivated. Plus, he's on a roll that I don't see Thomas being the one to slow down. That's this week's Edge card, now to finish us off with your e-mail questions.

She grabs a piece of paper from the end table.

Mieke: This first question comes from ... once again our friend Nathan in Bellingham. He wants to know who the biggest tool in the SWA is. And on that one, I'd have to go with Seth Blitzer easily. He's about as despicable a human being as you can get, treats people like garbage, is only in this for the money, has incredibly tacky taste, only stays in the spotlight by leeching onto people and cheap attacks, and he has no morals whatsoever. I don't see how it could be anyone but him.

Pausing she takes a look back at the paper.

Mieke: And our other question for this week comes from Zir in Blackburn, England. What a lovely name I have to say. He wants to know if Legion is his own stable. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to answer that, we barely know anything about the guy yet besides that he has a bunch of followers. You know, this style of question seems familiar. I'm thinking this is Oliver from Switzerland again under a different name. Oh well, either way that's all the time we have for this week. See you next time on the Wristlock.

"Comatose" begins to play again as the scene slowly pans out before we fade to the SWA logo and then to black.