Wristlock rolls across the screen with the song 'Spokesman' By Goldfinger is playing. The camera pans down and rests in front of a desk with a high back pleather chair. It swings around. With Jessica Faye sitting in it. She's leaning to one side with her elbow on the arm rest and the palm of her hand supports her cheek. She then sits upright and faces the camera with a bright and cheery smile.

Jessica: Welcome to the brand new Wednesday Wristlock. I'm the new, a lot more sober and a little less lavish, host of the show, Jessica Faye. I would like to get this show off on the right foot by thanking Crystal and B.Cool for allowing me to do this show. I guess they thought it would be best if they gave me a hobby other then busting Alex's, A.K.A Larell, chops all day. But enough about that. Here is what I have in store for you. First up it will be a recap of Edge after that we will storm right into the predictions for the up incoming week. Then, If I may, take a page out of the book of B.cool, I will hand out my own personal Award. The 'asshole of the week' award. It may be for a great thing or a just horrible move made in the bygone week but we will cross that bridge when it comes. Then we will close out the show with an interview. So today we have here with us on his first interview since he had made his appearance again in the SWA, Russell Brown. But first I would like to introduce my co-host. You all know him very well and he is your current Extreme Champion. Al... er....Larell.

Larell spins around in his own chair and greets it with a smile.

Larell: Hey what can I say I got a face made for T.V.

Jessica: And you also got an ass made for kicking. By me.

The two share a slightly mean look between each other. Jessica then looks back at the camera.

Jessica: Okay well lets get this show going. First off we are going to start off with the recap of last weeks edge.

A screen behind them flickers to life and a picture of Jack Sabbath and Thundervolt appear on the screen.

Jessica: Last week on edge we had our first match of the night. Jack Sabbath vs. Thundervolt.

Larell: Oh that match was signed sealed and delivered right from the get go. But as a fellow Halifaxian, I was disappointed.

Jessica: Jack Sabbath had the match under his thumb the entire way. He deserved to pick up the win. Thundervolt went crazy at the end which made him sloppy and he lost. Face it besides he never even cut a promo for his match either.

Larell: Now this only adds insult to injury but Thundervolt even after the match he went through more hell and was attacked by Mister E. Which also put him in the middle of the father/son fight between James and Frank.

Jessica: Although we now get a great match at Bloodsport. Seems rather ironic that James is in a flaming casket match, The very same type of match that his gir.. Actually at this point in time Im not sure what to call her? Its a bit of a tough call.

Larell: The poor little girl who is stuck in the middle of it all, Phoenix, and yes it is odd that James is in a match that Phoenix had fought and beaten Aquiro in. Could history be repeat once more?

The screen changes to a picture of Kyra Peirce and Boomer.

Jessica: When I first heard this match I thought this was going to be totally one sided and that little girl was going to get mauled.

Larell: And he did. Kyra made a huge upset when she used the super cool cutter to end the match and pick up the win.

Jessica: Unfortunately Boomer is still spiraling downwards. Deserves it for calling me a slut. So congratulations to Kyra for beating him you made me plenty happy and you deserve a pat on the back for a great job done.

Larell: Yeah damn shame. Oh well some ones got to win and some ones got to lose. Im just glad mines over with. Look Boomer, You and I hold some kind of kin ship because of the situation we were both in. Hey I'm pulling for ya. Look there is no where else to go besides up. So instead of watching the ground get closer look up and see what's up there. Change that around and you will change your luck too.

Jessica: Okay that's enough of trying to pick him up. Seriously you really don't think much do you.

Larell just shrugs.

The screen the changes to Alan Drake and Damien Blake.

Jessica: This was the shortest match all night. Alan Drake took Damien by storm.

Larell: Hey that's just the way he works. If your not ready for him its just wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Jessica: If anything though this match would have only to serve to see Damien Blake tighten his boots that much more and hopefully have him come back for a rematch.

Larell: That or he will take his beating and move on. You can't focus on just one person, Its that way you lose sight of things.

Jessica: That was actually rather insightful.

Larell: Yeah. I think Confucius said it.

The screen then changes to a picture of Atomic Punk and Behemoth.

Larell: Now this was a great match. The Big Bastard vs. The Big Mouth.

Jessica: I wouldn't go and mouthing off just now. This match was a great one. Full of big hits from great superstars and the commentary was made that much more colorful with our new commish, Joe Kerr.

Larell: Yeah and it was great when she used his move too. The look on his face was priceless. Sorry Joe, but she did get you good.

Jessica: And she did earn a great victory too. But her relationship...Well the 'she loves to hate him' relationship they have will only be that much more interesting since she is now also co-commissioner.

Larell: Something beautiful in that. Shared power, Shared hatred.

The screen then displays Ace, Jenette McGraw, Behemoth and Alan Drake.

Larell: Now this match was thee one to watch. Full of fist and grit. There is not one person there that didn't walk away with anything less then a few bruises.

Jessica: That I will agree with you on. If anything Jenette took the worse of the wear. The way she landed after that powerbomb seemed a little unnatural. Hopefully she isn't too beaten up.

Larell: Now you want to talk beaten up. I am deeply surprised that Ace walked away this this one. Did you see the interview that Doug Ferris had with Alan? After that I though Ace would be using the bathroom a lot easier after that. Even the match before hand didn't even last long enough for him to even pull a muscle.

Jessica: Although I will give it to Behemoth. He did a great job. He had his match with A.P. then only to roll over and face three more superstars.

Larell: He did pull out a few dirty tricks but in his state he earned them and that is what help him out so much. Besides being the size of a Mac truck. But we will see how this all pans out in the end next week.

Jessica.: And with that note we will end the Recap and return after a commercial break.


---Commercial break---

The scene opens in the locker room of the True Star James Lightening. James is stood there in a black Iron Maiden Number of the beast T-shirt blue Jeans Lightening looks at his watch then taps it.

Lightening: Steve hurry up in there we'll be late.

The scene cuts to Steve in the toilet holding his nose and looking around frantically.

Steve: I'll out in a minute.

Lightening: Hurry up.

Steve grabs a can from out of the bathroom cabinet the can is read and black and as LYNX in white letters up the side, Steve sprays it on his hand then smells it. Steve smiles.

Steve: Ohhh ha ha ha.

Steve starts spraying it in the restroom and toilet as he does he accidentally catches himself a few times.

Lightening: Steve hurry up.

Steve: I'm coming.

Steve stuffs the can of Lynx back in to the cupboard as he exists the room. James starts sniffing.

Lightening: Dude you been using my stuff.

Steve: No not no never man I ain't used any thing.

Lightening: Ok lets roll.

James and Steve walk out of the in to the hall way, as they walk out side a young red head production assistant walks past and smiles at both men James smiles back and eyes the girl up.

Lightening: Still got it.

The two me walk further down the corridor and a you Latin make up woman who looks a lot like a young Eva Longoria turns around and winks at the pair as they pass her table.

Lightening: Damn I'm good today.

They walk further down the corridor and there's a young blond girl about twenty one working on tables she turn to James and Steve and dips her finger in to some whipped cream the slowly and seductively licks it off. James smiles and shakes his head as they walk further down the corridor.

Lightening: I tell you Steve women can't resist me.

Steve: Yeah really?

Both Men turn around to see the three women bounding down towards them in slow motion.

Lightening: Told ya.

All three dive on Steve kissing him and ripping his clothes off.

Lightening: You used my stuff.

The screen goes black and the words THE LYNX EFFECT appear in large white letters.

The scene reopens with a battered an worn out Steve holding himself up against the wall, his clothes are torn his face is covered in lipstick kisses he moves slowly across the wall before hitting a door. Steve turns his head the doors says Women's Locker room. Steve's eyes open really wide as the door opens and swarm of female arms grab him pulling him in.

The fades to black and the word Apply With Care appear in white letters on the screen.

--end of commercial break--

Larell: God Damn. If that gets Steve some imagine what it will do for the average man?

Jessica: as you can tell we are back.

Larell: You mean that thing is on....RIGHT NOW......Steve, my man, Whazzup?

Jessica just give him a slight glance and turns. The camera pans over with her.

Jessica: Before we do the predictions I would like to hand out the very first, Wristlock's '@$$hole of the week' award. To give you a rough breakdown of this award its not like B.Cool's you rule or you suck award. This is handed out for something that was either a real prick move or a tremendous feat. Which ever weighs out the other. It seems pretty vague right now but with more of an explanation it should be a little clearer. Except this one. Since this is the first award to be given out it wouldn't hurt it to be a 50/50 of either category. So Behemoth takes away the first award. He gets this because it took alot out of him and displayed why he is a SWA superstar. No sooner then he was beaten by A.P. he turned around to face three other superstars. Although he did perform a few heinous acts like tripping Jeanette McGraw and with the help of Alan powerbombed her to the mat. Possibly causing her an injury that could put her out for a while. Hopefully not. I hope she comes back and feeds you your own boot. Both of you but I digress. So Behemoth. You sir are an Asshole. Congratulations. Now on to next weeks predictions.

Jessica then turns her seat back to sit even with Larell. Who is at this time polishing his title. The screen behind the two flickers back on as the forms of Brent Carter and Wreck appear.

Jessica: This match I will give to Brent Carter. He's the new blood in this match and no doubt he has watch the previous matches that Wreck was in and possibly has a strategy planned out. No one has seen him in action yet either and will bring something new to the table. So he will keep Wreck on his toes but wont know what's coming.

Larell: From a personal point. I'm undecided. I have face Wreck before and well got wrecked but after watching some of the older tapes ,from when I had MPD, I did come back and take the tag titles from Wreck and Rage.

Jessica just rolls her eyes as Kyra Peirce and Derek Lavelle & Steve Evans take to the screen.

Jessica: Just because she had a tremendous victory over Behemoth doesn't mean she can take on two people at once in this match. So I'm gonna have to hand this one to Derek Lavelle and Steve Evans just because in a great view this is a numbers match over skill.

Larell: I'm gonna have to go against you on this. As I had said before I took on Wreck and Rage and won. She may not have MPD but Two on One matches have been won by the single person before and it will happen again and again. She has the attitude and more then enough skill to pull off this match. So I'm rooting for Kyra. I have that much faith in her, I'm willing to bet on it.

Jessica: With what money?

Larell: Hey I'm working on getting my paycheck back.

The forms of Russell Brown and Paul Deatheridge come up.

Larell: I'm gonna give this one to Russell Brown. Just for the seer fact that he is going to face off with me and other superstars at Bloodsport for my title. So a win here will be a good way to head into Bloodsport and If he loses it could still have an impact on him later. With or without an injury.

Jessica: This I will have to agree with you on. The only reason though is that Paul will use this for fuel and pull out the win. Nothing will set you more for a win then being classed as the underdog.
Next to appear on the screen is Jack Sabbath and Joe Kerr.

Jessica: Now this one is going to be a tough one. Jack Sabbath did come out of Edge last week with a win, So he is probably feeling plenty good right about now. All I can expect out of him though is nothing short of one hell of a fight. On a final note he may be more then willing to give Joe Kerr a run for his money then only to ask for another match for his belt. If he gets that lead watch out. The only thing that could even give the slightest advantage is that Hell cat is the ref and if they get on her bad side that side might be her blind side too.

Larell: Then we got Joe Kerr in the other corner. He's going to want to show A.P. up too this week like she did that last but he's the new commish and has the SWA title to his credit. It took him way to much fighting and biting for him to give any slack now. If anything though he can be one mean, scary ass clown when he wants to be. He did bare his fangs against B.cool and now look at where he sits.

The screen changes and now holds Todd O’Hara, Behemoth and Alan Drake.

Jessica: As much as I hate the guy. I'm gonna have to go with Behemoth. This time around he's going to be fresh and revitalized. I can see that with the brutality that he had displayed int he first part that is only going to double this time around. If these guys want to have any chance of taking this away from him it would to be in their best interest to take him out first. If they leave him be for to long it would be the end of them both.

Larell: I would have to beg to differ. I'm going with Alan Drake. He and Behemoth both got along half well in the first match. That is because I think they have a mutual respect for one another and the talent they both posses. I'm sorry Todd if we had a third here I imagine they would be backing you up but Alan will do nothing short of anything to make sure that he has this win. He could possible team up with Todd for the first part of the match but that wont be before they run it as singles first. Alan would be counting on that to make sure that the other two have a fair notch taken out of them. Then again we are only focusing on the fan favorites really. Who knows Todd could sneak up from behind and steal it from them both. That's the trouble with these matches you have two other people in the ring with you and they are not going to be your friend for that time period either.

Jessica: Well said and with that well get to our interview with Russell Brown.

Larell gets up and walks over to two sets of chairs under a spot light. One white and one black with a small round coffee table between them. Russel brown currently resides in the black Larell then takes his seat in the white. In a friendly gesture Larell pulls out a pack of smokes and offers Russell one. Russell sticks out his hand and shakes his head 'no'. Larell adjusts himself and looks towards him.

Larell: Well, First I’m going to start things off with what’s most likely asking. Why have you returned to the SWA? What motivated you to do so?

Russell Brown: Well you see Larell; I have come back to the SWA because I feel like my time in the SWA isn’t quite up yet. I feel like I have a lot left to prove, I mean yes the last time I was here; I flaked. But over the time I have been gone I realized that I need to get back in the ring and if it was going to be any ring, it was going to be an SWA ring. Basically knowing that everybody thinks that I’m nothing and have amounted to nothing is really driving me for success here in the SWA and that also drove me back here into the SWA to prove to everybody else that I’m “The Rising Star” and it’s not just a name that was given to me, it’s a name that I earned.

Larell: Upon your return are there any goals that you set yourself to? What’s the biggest impact that you hope to make since your return?

Russell Brown: I think the number one goal for any wrestler or any competitor is to win. I know what its like to win in any wrestling industry but I really don’t know the consistency here in the SWA and that’s something that I want to feel and something that I want to accomplish. Another thing is that I want to become a champion again, of course that championship is the Skyfall Championship but I will start off this Friday by winning the SWA Anarchy Championship and then go into Bloodsport with one title around my waist and then win my second championship, that title being the Extreme Championship. The biggest impact that I want to make is to prove everybody that I’m not just a guy you can push around, I want to come in and make statements week in and week out.

Larell: Now with the few polite questions out of the way. What’s your take on the SWA now compared to when you left. Such as Frank Leesburg, the firing of a slew of wrestlers such as Razor, Undine and the last commish Crazy Crazy Millar?

Russell Brown: Personally I think the SWA has become better because wrestlers such as Razor and Undine they made wrestling kind of pitiful and depressing by the way they acted when they would lose or win and that’s just by cutting themselves. But I really didn’t watch them at all because they were pale, bloody and just straight up nasty. As for Crazy, I think Crazy has made the biggest mistake of his life by going up against the SWA and I wish him luck because he’s going to need it. Crazy there is no place better than the SWA, you know it and we all know. Once you fail at your next goal you will be on Crystal’s porch in Columbus pleading for your job back! Last but not least we have Frank, Frank is a tough guy so he seems but other than that I really don’t know much about him because I haven’t been around long enough to talk to him or hear about him. But I’m sure I will hear my stories of him.

Larell: Since we touched on the commissioner. How do you feel about Joe Kerr being the commissioner and actually having some pull in the company now?

Russell Brown: I love the fact that the wrestlers here in the SWA get a shot at kind of running the shots around here but I know it plays into their advantage. Especially for our current commissioner; Joe Kerr! I mean Joe is the Skyfall Champion so I’m sure he could assign ways to get himself out of matches to help him rest up for his more important matches such as his Skyfall Championship belt on the line. Other than that I guess its kind of a good thing that we have wrestlers in control because they can make matches that they want to see and not only for themselves but for the fans also. I mean what would we do without the fans?

Larell: No with politic out of the way. After coming back and seeing some new talent is there anyone in particular that you’re keeping your eye on?

Russell Brown: No matter where I’m at or what I’m doing, I keep my eye on everybody because if you take your eye of one person, that one person is going to be the one that attacks you and wants a piece at you so I would have to say that I usually don’t watch anybody except for maybe my opponents.

Larell: No that we covered people you watch, who should watch out for you?

Russell Brown: I think my opponent Paul Deathridge should watch out for this Friday because Paul you know that I’m going to beat you, you’re just to afraid to admit it but its ok I will show the world this Friday that I can beat you and it will be all ok because it doesn’t hurt to lose to me; Russell Brown. I also think my opponents in the Extreme Timed Battle Royal should watch out because I have been in that match before and I know what’s going to happen besides the fact I’m going to win. Other than that I think everybody is pretty good because I take each match that I’m given and work my best at it.

Larell: Now just so you can stroke your ego some. If there was one word you would use to describe you what would it be and why?

Russell Brown: One word that would describe me is confident. No matter who I’m up against I always have the confidence that I could go in and beat that person, no matter how big or how small, I just believe that I can do it and most times I do it.

Larell: Now to end things on a lighter note. Can you take us through an average day of Russell Brown?

Russell Brown: An average day for me is to wake up around 8 or 9 AM, get a cup of coffee and just sit around the house, hotel, wherever I’m at. Most times I’m watching some promos on SWA TV or something about sports but after my coffee I eat some breakfast, go run around the city, neighborhood or wherever I’m at, I just run there. When I get back, I shower and then head of to the weight room where I do some of course weightlifting and then after that I go to my trainers and work hard on increasing my wrestling skills because no matter how experienced you are or how good you are, you always need work in the ring. After that I go back to the hotel or house and get another meal in me and then shower. I might take a nap or get a few promos. When the evening hours roll around I’m either writing, reading or out on a date. But usually on Fridays and Sunday nights, I’m in that ring kicking ass.

Larell: Okay I lied on last question and its a real tough one. How do you think you will beat me and take my title?

Russell Brown: Larell it’s tough to say how I’m going to beat you but I know I’m going to do it but then again you might not even be the champion in this timed battle royal. I mean you might have already been pinned or somebody else might already have the belt, who knows but all I’m saying is that after Bloodsport you won’t be walking out the Extreme Champion, I will be! But Larell it’s been nice here on the Wristlock but I better go and champ your days are numbered…see you at Bloodsport!

Larell: Not if I seen you first.

As Russell Brown leaves. Larell stands up and looks towards the camera.

Larell: Okay folks. To really finish off the new Wristlock were gonna do some really special. These no ribbon to cut or a champagne bottle to break. But we do have this.

Larell sits in an oddly familiar pink couch.

Larell: We have here the last god awful eye sore that still sits in here and the damn thing wont fit through the door. But I have an idea that will make this couch in to a much more manageable way.

Larell reaches into his back pocket and produces a small can of lighter fluid. He sprays it all over the pink abomination.

Larell: First Crazy's office and now this. People are going to think I'm a pyro-manaic.

He pulls out a small blow torch and ignites it. He smiles for a moment as he walks towards the couch. Then he stops. He grins even wider. The he turns out the torch and walks towards the camera and then past it. The camera swings to follow him as he grabs Crystal, Who was present to watch the filming of the new episode, by the hand and drags her over to the couch. He ignites the flame once more.

Larell: Care to do the honors?

With out a word or any hesitation Crystal grabs the torch and holds the flame to the right arm of the sofa and carries it along the back side and down the other arm. She lets out a simple joyous laugh and then puts the flames to the cushions. In a matter of a few moments the couch is a giant blaze. The sprinkler system turns on but not in enough to save the couch from its demise. All that is left is a charred frame and springs with some pink dyed bits of foam that lay half burnt and smoldering.

Larell: That's all we have for you tonight folks now get the hell out here.

The Wristlock emblem over takes the scene of a smoking pink sofa.