"Comatose" by Skillet begins to play as we open up on the travelling Wristlock studio. We have our usual setup as we zoom in on Mieke and she smiles to the cameras.

Mieke: Welcome back to the Wristlock everyone. I don't have any specific topic to start us off today, as I feel most that I want to talk about I'll cover in my show review and previews. So expect quite a few sidebars along the way. With that said, let's get right into it. Bloodsport was a noteworthy show to say the least, not that SWA Pay Per Views don't usually deliver but this one had more than it's fair share of twists and turns along the way. We got one right from the beginning, as the show opened with Commissioner Daniels making her way out to the ring saying she wanted her match against JR for the Commissioner Championship right then and there under any stipulation he wanted. Granted JR has struggled greatly to say the least his first two matches, but I still question her decision given she had a match scheduled later that night. Her arrogance shining through most likely. And somehow this led to Gidget The Midget coming out instead, saying he talked to JR and that it was decided he was the best man for the job. Long story short, he challenged for the title in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and failed miserably before claiming a conspiracy against him. You'd think people would learn by now that the brilliant plan of trying to win titles in that fashion doesn't work. After the fact, he stole her title belt for a moment before she got it back, more shenanigans ensued and we finally got to our first match. And I'm sure once that got kicked off, some people were hoping the midget would come back out. I'll just cut to the chase, the Bread Zombie won and put Cody in a giant sandwich. Yeah I know, anyways moving on ...

She sighs before taking a sip of her water.

Mieke: We then had the Elimination Tables Match, and apparently I gave Lance King too much credit by predicting he could at least formulate enough of a strategy to manage to avoid being the first elimination. Really, Behemoth's head clearly wasn't in it as much as usual this week. He admitted he overlooked Lance because he was hoping Simon would be in the match with him, and Lance couldn't use that to muster the fuel and drive to figure out some way to extract some revenge? This man is even more useless than I thought. Every since he got figured out, he's been coming off like more and more of a fool with each loss. Between the fact he seems more concerned about his stupid workout center in his garage than his career and his apparent complete lack of understanding of how this business works despite being a 15 year veteran I really see no redeeming qualities in him. I sincerely hope he gets wished well in his future endeavors soon, and finds another line of work that doesn't involve him being on my TV screen. As for the rest of the match, it was a brutal back and forth contest with Alex just managing to edge out Behemoth. Both men left it all out there and should be proud of their performance. A big win for Alex as well, as he continues rounding back into the form that brought him so much success here in the past.

She pauses for a moment to catch her breath after that rant.

Mieke: Our Commissioner walked out of the Triple Threat Cage Match with the Anarchy Title which followed, and while I can't say I think she needed anything else to make her ego swell larger than it already is I do hope she'll be able to do some good with the title. Also, I have to say it was nice to see it end in a pinfall rather than escaping the cage. As for the two losers of the match, hopefully they take this as a learning experience. It would be especially nice to see Stephanie pick herself up and use this to better herself, although I fear she may just throw a tantrum instead. Following that we had the Joe vs. Persephone I Quit match, and as I predicted Joe completely downplayed the possibility that it would matter that he was obviously walking into a trap. And he paid dearly for it, Brian Sasso ran in and absolutely destroyed that man. I can say that's the last we've seen of Joe in the SWA at least for a long time, and it's rather fitting that his arrogance came back to bite him in the ass. Afterwards, Brian also got into a confrontation with Persephone and she probably didn't make the wisest moving spitting in the face of the hothead which led to her getting laid out with a kick. It probably was a bit excessive, but I think that's just what happens when you have two violent tempers like that clashing. 

She shakes her head.

Mieke: Moving on we have breaking news coming from the Ironman Match, Alan Drake is still a raving lunatic. That pre-match promo he cut was scary to say the least, and who knows how far he would have gone post-match if Sam Lavelle hadn't laid him out. He was clearly incensed that Derek got the better of him yet again, and I get the feeling things are only going to get worse for him and his wounded pride. I'm sure Alan will think this match was some conspiracy between Derek and Damien to embarrass him, even though it seemed Damien was just doing his job out there. We cut backstage after and it was really not Persephone's night. A seemingly innocent encounter with the then Xtreme Champion Julio Valdez led to her ending up with a steel chair slid around her neck and her getting laid out in what was a gruesome looking impact. Hopefully that was worse than it looked and she doesn't have any serious neck damage. I have my theories as to why Julio seemed to snap on her, but I'll just wait to see what he has to say. Finally we had the Xtreme Timed Battle Royal, it was a brutal encounter for sure but the overarching theme was that Sam Lavelle came saw, and kicked ass. It should be noted also that Thomas Von Karstein, Angel Acheron, Thomas Carmichael, Sawyer Psychotic, Julio Valdez and as I predicted Gidget The Midget scored pinfalls of their own during the match. And on an unfortunate note, it appears Damien Stivers injured himself badly on a missed moonsault. The risk comes with the territory in these matches, but the word is he'll be out for a long time. Best wishes that he can eventually resume his career at some point.

Her face and tone turn a bit solemn before she clears her throat.

Mieke: Anyhow, a great victory for Sam which was spoiled by an opportunistic Seth Blitzer who attacked her with a briefcase and stole the title after the match. It was a spit in the face of her and everyone who busted their ass in that match. But well within the rules, so what are you going to do? I just wonder if the vulture-like Blitzer realizes what he's gotten himself into. A pissed off Sam after him, not to mention the fact that any of the other people I could see taking up for her are also extremely dangerous individuals? Good luck with that sport, hope it was worth it. And now, onto this week's Edge.

The Edge graphic appears on the screen followed by one for Sherman Witicker vs. Damien Blake.

Mieke: As much as I'd love to see an upset here, I unfortunately see Blake managing to pull this one off. It's also a match I think gives us the possibility for some hilarious pre-match banter, but I'm guessing Blake is going to wait all week to grace us with his presence so I don't think we'll get any good back and forth either.

That graphic is replaced by one for Renee Parfell vs. Legion.

Mieke: Neither one of these two have impressed me much so far, but unfortunately I can't predict that they'll both lose. I am going to show some faith though, something that will come back to bite me I'm sure. And I will attribute Renee's attitude against Stephanie to first match jitters from making her debut on the big stage being a rather young and excitable type. So I'm thinking we'll see a bit more focus from her and she'll manage to use her quickness to get the better of Legion. And I still think Legion needs to bulk up some, his size and power is the best thing he's got going for him but it'll be really easy to chop him down and take that away walking around on those skinny chicken legs.

The next graphic is for Royal Delange vs. B Cool.

Mieke: I have to give this one to the veteran B Cool here. Royal I get the feeling is still very green and rough around the edges, so as long as B Cool doesn't make any big slip ups here I think his experience will be too much to overcome. And even if he does make a mistake out there, you always have the question of whether Royal can capitalize on it.

We then see the graphic for Brian Sasso vs. Ventor.

Mieke; I didn't go into too much detail about Sasso's return to the active roster before, but I'll use this opportunity to. Personally, I think he'll inject a bit of much needed life into things. How much that accomplishes, who knows but you know he's not afraid to start stuff. I feel he'll be victorious here against Ventor despite the layoff as well. Ventor's doing better, but there are only a few people I'd bet on against Sasso and he's not one of them.

Finally we see one for the Riz vs. Dominic McManus Money In The Bank Qualifier.

Mieke; And main eventing, we've got the first qualifying match for a Money In The Bank match that will be happening at Altitude. This is a huge opportunity for Dominic to step his game up, but I don't think he'll be able to do so enough. Riz is too tough an opponent, and I expect him to be able to dispose of someone who is honestly lucky to have even gotten a qualifier. Now, onto the mailbag.

After going through her usual preparations she begins reading the first question.

Mieke: Our first question comes from Brock in Adelaide, he wants to know why I was so mean to Jeff and apparently thinks that the whole question last week was a big joke made up by me. Adding in that Jeff could easily become Skyfall Champion if he wanted to. Well first of all, I resent the implication that I'd do that. I don't even select the questions that are read out. And I don't think you're much of an SWA fan Brock if you don't think the talent pool here is a bit better than that or that we have all sorts of desperate has beens trying to get work here. Now please, leave the questions to people who are actually fans of the best wrestling company out there.

She takes another drink of water.

Mieke: And our other one this week comes from Rocket in Switzerland. Nice name by the way, especially if you're a Beagle or Jack Russell Terrier. He heard a rumor that Roger Miller will be returning to the SWA sporting a new look including a thick beard, in order to appear tougher and more manly. And that he may be adopting a gimmick based off of King Leonidas to go with his new look. Also, if it is true he'd like to know if I think this is a wise idea. He personally feels it would equal big money. Well, I can safely say that there's no truth to this rumor. When Roger does feel ready to return, I don't think there's going to be any gimmicks to go with it. And for the record, I think that would be a horrible idea. Well that's all the time we have for this week, see you all next time.

"Comatose" begins to play again as the scene slowly pans out before we fade to the SWA logo and then to black.