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--Scene Fades In--
The Wristlock Logo comes to
the screen as spokes man by
gold finger is playing.
Jessica: Welcome back to
another episode of wrist
lock. I'm your host Jessica
Faye and this bruised pile
of muscle next to me is
Larell.
The camera pans over to
Larell. His head is bandaged
and his arm is in a small
sling. He has a half pissed
look on his face
Jessica: Don't mind him he's
a little short for words
today. Never thought you
would see the day huh. A lot
has happened with wristlock
and we shall get to that in
all due time. We do have
some sad news though this
week. We will be
discontinuing the Recap on
wristlock. If you have
caught either the show
itself or don't watch ITSC
then watch more TV. For us
to do another recap would be
just pointless since we all
know how it happened and
when and since another show
already covers it. However
we will be taking comments
on how to fill in that gap
of time. As for now we will
do one last final recap. So
enjoy.
The TV flickers on behind
them with the Bloodsport
banner on it.
Jessica: Before we carry on
I would like to address
first the explosive entrance
and new roster star.
Glacier. He came out at the
end of James Lightening's
match against Mister E. with
the unexpected coming of 6
men dressed in riot gear.
Then before anything could
happen the timer hit zero
and hell and its cold fury
broke loose. Glacier came
out of a cryo chamber and
made a mad dash to the ring
and quickly dispatched the
guards in what could only be
described in a most brutal
fashion. If this is what his
grand entrance was of this
magnitude imagine what he
has in store for us in any
other match up yet to come?
The screen then changes to
Deanna Deathridge and Rachel
Drake.
Jessica: This match had an
explosive beginning that had
either competitor not giving
any ground to the other.
Thrills and chills ran down
the spines over everyone in
the arena that was watching
this match and possibly a
few that were back stage as
well. Then to everyone's
dismay the match ended as a
draw. Even with this ending
it goes to show you that
these Divas were evenly
matched and increases the
chances that we may see them
go toe to toe again to get a
defined winner and have the
count out taken from the
rules.
The screen then hold the
images of Jerry Sheppard and
Onyx Nightfur.
Larell lets out a long sigh
and taps his cigarette into
the ashtray.
Larell: Like I called it. In
this lovers spat the blood
loving Jerry Shepard took
the win in this Rafters
match. It was a very
tantalizing match to watch
as they duked it out. When
they both fell. I could only
picture the cartoon
Ker-splat enter my mind.
Then Jerry grabbed a hold of
the rafter suspending
himself and Onyx, in which I
thought was a very valiant
move. Then he kicked her in
the jaw to "stamp" her
ticket on the first class
trip to the ring. If there
was any feelings left for
him in her body then were
knock out of her when she
hit the ground floor. So to
the winner I applauded them.
Good going Jerry.
The screen then morphs to
hold the figures of Bob
Macatire and Atomic Punk.
Jessica: Now the second of
our commentary tried their
hands at the ring. Bob
versus Atomic Punk. Now who
would have thought that Bob,
our dear sweet Bob had such
a mean streak to him? Non
the less he pulled out a win
against Atomic Punk.
Although she did give Bob a
good run for his money but
after this match We don't
think we will see Mr.
Macatire enter the Squared
circle for a little while.
So congratulations Bob you
have the mouth and the
muscle to back it up.
The TV then switches to the
bodies of James Lightening
and Mister E.
Larell: Hey I called it. I'm
not the president of his fan
club for nothing. The went
at each other like rabid
junk yeard dogs. It seemed
like Mister E. would have
had the match but he decided
to play with James like a
chew toy and went after
Phoenix. That was his folly.
James then tears out of the
casket and then beats the
snot out of Mister E. and
trade places but before he
could light the son bitch on
fire it rained blood. Yes.
blood. not red or purple
kool aid. BLOOD. Jerry must
have loved it. Then the
guards came out and well we
know what happened then.
Then the roster that took
place in the Extreme timed
match appear. Larell
lets out a dissatisfied
grunt.
Larell: I lost. Fred
Debonair won. End of story.
Jessica: That was an
improper recap.
Larell: Blow it out your
ass.
Jessica: Hey listen here
Captain sad sack, you...
Larell rips off his mic that
was attached to his shirt
and storms off. He kicked
the side door open and
exited the building.
--Commercial break--
Jessica: And we are back.
Sorry Alex is not going to
be joining us for the rest
of the show and sadly to say
he wont be doing his
interview. But I will be
here and will finish the
rest of the show and the
recap.
The screen then changes to
Alan Drake and Joe Kerr.
Jessica: YES YES YES. ALAN
YOU ARE MY HERO. Final some
one put that smiling idiot
in his place. Alan drake
come out to the ring and
then stomped a mudhole in
his ass. Then Joe Kerr did
this and that but who cares
about that. He lost and Alan
Drake took the victory. Then
to add insult to injury. Joe
was then attacked after his
match but then Alan being
the man that he is. Went and
saved his fallen foes ass
after he stuffed his boot up
it. Sorry Joe no kind words
to night and Alex isn't here
to give you and boost to
your morale.
The screen blinks out to a
black screen then comes back
on with ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK
comes on in bold yellow
colors.
Jessica: This weeks award
goes out to the most
beautiful and destructive
appearances anyone has
possibly ever seen in their
life. The sheer malice
nature of this being will
only be over shadowed
possible by what he will do
next week. You don't have to
guess who took it this week.
Glacier, You sir are an
ASSHOLE. Sorry about the
short comments this week
about it but I already
covered everything that had
happened at the beginning of
the show.
The Television then switches
the logos to have it
replaced with Edge. In front
of it are the pictures of
Crystal Cole and Jack
Sabbath.
Jessica: The lesson here is.
Don't cross the boss. Jack
Sabbath ran his mouth enough
and now Miss Crystal Cole is
going to shut him up but
good. Really what more could
you say about this match.
You don't become the boss of
a company with out paying
your dues first. So hands
down Crystal has got this
match.
The images of Veronica
Rodriguez and Brent Carter
take to the screen.
Jessica: I will have to say
that I'm a Carter fan to
start with. Although he lost
his first match in I still
remain hopeful that he will
be a young upincommer.
Veronica Rodriguez may look
to be a tough combatant and
she may steal this one from
underneath him but all in
all this is going to be a
tough call match and I will
have to what and see what
happens. So just sit back
and enjoy the show.
Next to take to the TV
screen is Glacier and Wreck
& Rage.
Jessica: I'm not totally
clear on what this could be
if either its Wreck or Rage
or the both of them but they
are pitted against Glacier.
Now if what he did to those
guards are only the start of
what he can do then Wreck
and Rage are in for a whole
world of hurt. Sorry fellas
but the Hardcore Iceman has
got your number and by the
looks of things he's got a
whole book to fill. So just
because we have caught a
glimpse of the damage he can
do I'm going to vote in his
favor.
The next bodies on to the
screen are Boomer and Todd
O'Hara.
Jessica: These two will be
fighting each other in a
Ladder/Handcuffs match. Just
by the sounds of things this
does not look good for
either one of them. Either
way anyone can tell that
this wont be a pretty end.
This might end up in Jerry's
personal highlight reel for
the week for blood. But I'm
going to cast my vote for
Boomer. This might be the
match he needs to take away
a win and lets face it he is
long over due one. I'm just
waiting for him to explode
in frustration and just
plain out kill somebody and
right about now seems like
the proper time.
The TV now holds the forms
of The Drakes along with
Alexander Fritz & Kellon.
Jessica: Alexander and
Kellon are looking for
revenge this week. The
wanted to pick Joe Kerr
apart piece by piece and the
Drakes wouldn't allow them
the pleasure. Buncha jackals
they are. They wanted to rob
Alan drake of his victory
and they wont get the chance
to do it this week. Alan
proved himself against Joe
Kerr and he was more of a
challenge then those two
will ever be. So the Drakes
are my pick for this week.
The screen turns off and
Jessica turns to face the
camera.
Jessica: Sorry that we have
such a short show for you
this week but we will
definitely make it up for
you in next weeks. So thank
you for letting us into your
home and we will see you
next week. |