"Comatose" by Skillet begins to play as we open up on the traveling Wristlock studio and our usual set up. The music fades out slowly as we zoom in on Mieke, and she gives a slight nod to the cameras.

Mieke: Welcome to the Wristlock, to start us out this week I'd like to talk about Cody's departure from the SWA. What an ungrateful little prick that kid is honestly, the promotion took him in, you had other members of the roster and people in management offering him help behind the scenes and he didn't take it. Yet he got kept aboard and given chance after chance despite his staggering incompetence, or ability to tell men from women, or if people were blind or not. Then he spit in everyone's face by quitting mid week when there's a #1 Contender's Tag Match he was supposed to be in. Listen, I may not like JR but at least he shows up every time. Hanging anyone out to dry like that was a load of bull. And to ruin a match like that showed a complete lack of professionalism, for all his talk of loving to wrestle he has no passion or respect for the business or his co-workers. Good riddance to him, have fun in the minor leagues. And with that unpleasantness out of the way, let's get to the rest of the show.

She takes a sip from her water bottle and sets it back down.

Mieke: Altitude was certainly a noteworthy show, full of surprises. Things got off to a chaotic start after Kendra Callaghan made her return following Calypso's entrance for the opening match and absolutely destroyed Michelle Kramer, shattering her leg. It's not a surprise Kendra would target someone who'd given Riz so many problems, and we had heard she was close to returning, but she definitely managed to catch people off guard and make a huge statement. If I was most of the wrestlers on the roster, I'd try to avoid crossing her. I'm not sure if that all threw Calypso off his game, or if the fact Dominic had messed with his head a bit leading up to the match had more to do with it, but an opportunistic Dominic was able to take advantage of a mistake by Calypso and pick up his first win here. Now let's see if Dominic sticks to a direction and can build upon this.

Mieke states that rather calmly, but one can tell there's a rant about to come up from her demeanor.

Mieke: The Buried Alive match was next, and as expected Thomas destroyed Seth and got some much needed revenge. But I have to say this, where the hell was security after the match? Wrestlers attacking other wrestlers is one thing, kidnappings happen, I get this. But we get a bunch of people who don't work here running in, this Jademore coming chanting her words to Thomas, them tazing him, Wilford Brimley appearing on the big screen and having a conversation with Jademore, Jademore camping out, building a fire, and cooking some s'mores, then they just walk off with a member of the roster. What kind of crap is that? That kidnapping should never have happened and the entire SWA security crew should be fired and replaced. It's inexcusable that these idiots just get to waltz in, take their sweet ass time commiting a crime live on an SWA Pay Per View, and just get away with taking one of our wrestlers. I realize there have been run ins during shows, but this was not a quick, stealthy deal. If I was a wrestler, I sure as hell wouldn't want to go out and perform knowing a bunch of geeks can just walk in, pitch a tent and take me in the middle of a show without anyone trying to stop them.

Taking a deep breath, she takes a moment to calm down a bit.

Mieke: With that out of the way, we had the fatal 4 way match to determine the #1 Contenders for the tag belts, with Behemoth and Royal coming out on top. I don't think that's a surprise at all, it seemed pretty apparent they were the team best equipped to take this match, although you can never count out B Cool. It should be interesting to see how this team develops heading into their title match against Dirk and Billy. Then we had the triple threat two falls match, and while I was right that Ally was going to be able to retain one of her titles I really thought it would be her picking the bones at the end to retain her coveted Commissioner's spot. Rather, she retained the Anarchy Title to start the match off, by hitting her finisher ... I refuse to call it by that stupid name, on Angel. I felt Sasso had been looking really strong up to that point, but unfortunately for him that's the way things go in a triple threat. It actually looked like she was about to retain the Comissioner's belt as well, locking her choke in on Sasso before Angel broke it up. Anyways, at the end Angel went absolutely nuts in what seemed to be a well orchestrated beatdown of both participants involving brass knuckles, and handcuffs as a few of the items she used. The prospect of her as Commissioner is rather scary, but at least we'll have ownership to filter her ideas. Finally, we had the Money In The Bank match, and we had quite the strange finish with both Riz and Alex grabbing the briefcase. What is done to resolve this, I don't know, but both are certainly deserving. Arik Taylor may not think so, but that's a completely different story for another day. And with that, let's take a look ahead to this week's Edge.

The Edge logo flashes on the screen followed by a graphic for the Christian McClane vs. Sherman Witicker Poetry Slam.

Mieke: This match ... well it's not really a match, but wow. I'm not sure if this is an attempt to humiliate Christian and fire him up, her wanting to laugh at Sherman, a horrible attempt to seem artsy and sophisticated, or all of the above. I guess I'll go with Sherman here as I'm guessing he'll at least be eager to participate.

Next is a graphic for the JR vs. Sawyer Psychotic Mystery Box On A Pole match.

Mieke: Let's be honest, whatever is in the box probably isn't going to be something you'd actually want to win. And even if it was, I doubt either of these guys would care about it. Still, I think the balance of wanting to kick your opponent's ass and potentially "winning" something awful could be a tricky one. Nonetheless, I'll have to pick Sawyer here just because he's had a bit more success in the SWA to date. Given that JR has had well ... none.

Following is a graphic for Catalina South vs. McGoldrick under Xtreme Rules.

Mieke: This match intrigues me a lot, given young Ms. South's backstory and the struggles of McGoldrick recently. I am going to go with the rookie to score what might be seen as an upset against the veteran in his favored environment. He needs a serious reality check, and hasn't seemed to have gotten the clue yet.

We then see one for Team Swiss vs. Royal Delange and Behemoth.

Mieke: I have to go with our new #1 contenders here. It's imperative for them to get as much momentum going as possible right now before they head into a meeting with a cohesive unit like Dirk and Billy. The Swiss still have a lot to learn, so I'm expecting a decisive victory here.

Finally we see a graphic for the First Blood Xtreme Title #1 Contenders match between Stephanie Frost and Arik Taylor.

Mieke: This is a tough one to call, mostly because these matches can be so flukey. A lot of cases where someone can dominate and still be the one to bleed first. I think Stephanie is the better wrestler, but under these rules it's tough to tell. Still, I will go with her though in this one. Arik is going to be wrestling this match a few days after being in a grueling Money In The Bank match and taking a nasty fall, you'd think that has to come into account here. Well now that we've got all that boring wrestling recap stuff out of the way, it's time for what you all really tune in for ... the mailbag.

She has a wry grin on her face after saying that, before preparing herself to read the questions.

Mieke: Our first one comes from Tony in New York. He wants to know if I think the SWA will ever bring back Korg ... no, no, good god no. What kind of question is that? I realize some idiots have gotten brought back, but no. No, no, no, no, no. Next question ...

Looking down, she decides to change the subject as quickly as possible.

Mieke: And our other one comes from Serena in Boston. She wants to know if I think the SWA will ever institute 6 man tag belts like some promotions have had in the past. I'd have to say that would be highly unlikely, we can't even keep a steady regular tag division going. Well, that's all the time for this week and I'll see you next time.

"Comatose" begins to play again as the scene slowly pans out before we fade to the SWA logo and then to black.