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Skyfall Wrestling presents, an XIP production. Please welcome
our hosts of the new and
improved Wednesday
Wristlock, Izzy Omega and
Simon Kayne, the XIP.
"Psychosocial" by Slipknot
begins to play as the dark
studio lights up and there
sits Simon Kayne in a big
black Lazy Boy type chair.
Simon Kayne has his Skyfall
Title propped on a table in
front of him. Simon: Welcome to another addition of Wristlock, I am your host Simon Kayne. As you can see I am all by myself this week as Izzy is taking some time off. I was suppose to have a guest host and had one lined up but was unable to get a hold of him before taping. But more on that latter. First thing I wanna say this week is that I wanna send a congrats to the new SWA tag team Champions. They did a hell of a job at the Invasion and deserve what that have. My hat is off to you guys no doubt. Simon takes a drink of water. Simon: Now as for the rest of Invasion it was a great show, headlined by a phenomenal match in which we saw Brian Sasso retain his Xtreme Championship by beating Brandon Cole inside a steal cage. Something tells me folks that this is far from over between these two top talents. Now the opener on the other hand we saw Tom Tanner get a big win over The Bread Zombie. Where do we find these people really. Then in the second contest of the night Andy Mother Fuckin Madrox picks up a big win over Russell Brown. Now I need to get something off of my chest here. Ever since Mark Ventor returned there has been a lot of talk about the Chamber of Stars versus The Vent. Which show was better, who was better. These two guys were on ITSC talking shit to each other and a challenge was thrown out. But it never took place. Now Mark is going back down to STC to work on his game a little more to help him get back to where he once was. Now my thinking is maybe Russell should go do the same thing. Really Russell how many matches have you won since your comeback? One. Where is the Rising Star at. Maybe you should take a cue from Mark and go work on your game. Then maybe we would finally see Mark Ventor whip your ass. Simon pauses. Simon: Rant over now back to the show. Our third match of the night brought us Sirus Shade and Rachel Drake. Sirus continues his winning ways with a great performance making Drake tap out. This guy has been something else since his whole attitude change. I did not believe in it at first but he proved me wrong no to long ago and I am really starting to believe Sirus has something here. Look out SWA. Now the next match I had a little interest in. Riz against Hell Cat. We had Hell Cat on here to find out what exactly her problem was with Riz. Expecting something really big, it was that she just didn’t like him. Well that was disappointing but this match was not. These two fought a great back and forth match. Riz made her tap with the figure four and the match is over. Gotta say after all the shenanigans that went on I thought Riz might have been in trouble but the Anarchy Champ pulled it out. Now the Bob versus Jerry match with the winner getting Edge and the loser heading to Aggression. I gotta say I did not get to see this match until I got to the hotel and got to watch the replay broadcast. The two announcers gave it their all and it was nice to see Jerry put in his place in this one. The big question now is who is going to get stuck announcing Aggression with Jerry? This should be fun to watch play out. Simon takes a drink of water. Simon: Well that was the Invasion break down. Here is where I would have an interview but my guest kinda dropped the ball on it so I am just going to blabber on a bit. What a wonderful time was had on the big Island of Australia. Some really big moments for me and for the rest of the SWA. I mean I finally won the Skyfall championship, we got new tag team champs in the Unholy Two. I already gave them my props, no excuses they were the better team and deserve what they have. We have a plethora of new stars being called up to the main roster which is going to make new and interesting matches. Australia was fun as always and the rest of the Global Tour better be as much fun as Australia, thank you from the SWA for making this trip what it is. This week we come to Latvia and then we are onto some more European visits including Ireland, which I can not wait for my self. Ireland is such a wonderful place to visit and wrestle in. Then it is off to Japan which as everyone knows, has a crazy wrestling fan base. This is going to be fun coming to Japan this year. And of course we end the tour at an undisclosed destination in Iraq in which no one knows what it is until we get there. Simon takes a drink Simon: Well folks I think that will just about wrap this edition on Wristlock up. Next week I will make sure I have a guest host so things are much more interesting. For the last time from the great Island of Australia, this is Simon Kayne and this is The Wristlock. Good night everyone. "Psychosocial" begins to play as the studio light go dark. We see Simon Kayne stand up from his chair and he grabs the Skyfall Title as the camera fades and the SWA logo pops on the screen. |