'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne starts to play, as the logo for SWA Edge appears on the screen. We then see a CGI Stacey dive onto the screen, smashing the logo with a flying kick. The screen fades to blackness for around two seconds before the Wristlock logo fades in on the TV in the background. The letters begin to swirl and distort, as we fade into the Wristlock studio, with nobody there. Suddenly, Stacey's voice can be heard speaking over the tanoy. Stacey: Ladies & Gentlemen! Your regular host, Camilla Pazzini, is flying out here as we speak! Unfortunately, she can't do this show from on a plane... Stacey then cartwheels onto the set, before flopping down on the plush pink sofa. Stacey: ...so you're stuck with me! She laughs. Stacey: So yeah people... like... welcome to the Wednesday Wristlock! I am, as you know, Stacey Allen! Let's get right along with SWA news! Aquameleon Enterprises, Camilla & Undine, appear on the screen behind her. Stacey frowns. Stacey: Now B Cool said on In The Squared Circle this week that my girls' victory over Wreck & Rage at Infected was obtained with a "controversial" pinfall. Ignore him! What was so controversial about it? The referee counted... 1...2...3... end of story! Sure, Camilla's legs were laid across Rage, but if that was a "problem" for the referee, he could have told her to move away before counting the pinfall! My point is, people win matches in bullshit ways all the time, cheating and with cheap shots behind the referee's back... but as soon as the "great" Wreck & Rage are defeated, suddenly there's a mysterious contrversy. Brandon, I know having 23 time Tag Champions is "better for business" than two really wacky girls... it would be like the Hardy Boyz losing the belts to Too Cool... but they won the match fair and square! We've already said they can have a damn rematch, and that will end this once and for all! Hopefully... Jesus, it's getting like the Jenette/Crazy saga around here.... She sighs and shakes her head. Stacey: I can't think of anything else that needs to be said, so let's move on to the Edge predictions for this week. Undine & Arianna Manning appear on the screen. Stacey: Honestly, I think Arianna may be able to give Undine a genuine challenge. I've checked this girl out, and despite her "milk and cookies" personality, she's pretty decent. I still think Undine will pull through, but don't expect a repeat of the Krissy Delight annhialation! She laughs a little, as Zach Silverman & Nick Jacobs replace them. Stacey: Um... well Zach is pretty hot, and he apparently hangs out with Raz! So he's cool as well as hot! Plus, he's beaten Jac Morgan? Kind of a bastard for that mind you... but yeah, he has a lot about him, so him for the win. I don't know what to say about Nick Jacobs... literally! She shrugs as Kaiser & Damien Blake appear on-screen. Stacey: I'm rooting for Kaiser all the way here. This is a man whose skyrocketing career took a very sudden and sharp nosedive when his mother fell ill. I want to see the real Kaiser back in action this week, and see him beat Mr Vain's tushi around that ring... good God, he's a narcissitic jerk! GO KAISER! Keith Lizell & Larell appear on the screen behind her. Stacey says nothing for a moment, before bursting into a fit of giggles. Stacey: OH MY GOD! The rest of the people may not know who you are, but I sure as hell do Keith! You're that guy who snogged my dad aren't you? She attempts to compose herself, but just ends up giggling more. Stacey: That is like SO funny! Then again, my dad historically has no taste in women, so I suppose it's not hard to see why that happened! As for the victory, um... I'll say Larell & Azell, cause it's kinda like a handicap and stuff! She desperately tries to curb her giggling as James Lightening & Steve Evans appear on screen. Stacey: JAMES! He is like seriously hot, and has a seriously funny manager guy, and is seriously SO much more awesome than Mr. Boring Steve Evans! Plus he's actually meant to be a good wrestler too... so James Lightening for the win! Finally, Alexander Fritz, Jenette McGraw, Jakester & Crazy Crazy Millar appear on the screen. Stacey: This should be an exciting main event in truth, but I can't see Jakester & Crazy losing it really. They seem to have their opponent's numbers called, and you can almost hear the phone ringing as Edge approaches! Expect a good match, but expect them to win! Woohoo! She laughs. Stacey: That's it for the Edge predictions! Now... I didn't realise Camilla wasn't gonna make it in time until just over an hour ago, so we're not going to have a Skyfall Flashback this week. So... I guess that means just the interview to go! She bounces a little excitedly. Stacey: Okay folks, this week we have a very special... and very hot... guest! He is a former SWA Champion, and he is extremely cute... please welcome... Jac Morgan! Jac steps out grinning brightly he walks over. Jac: Hey Stacey. Stacey giggles slightly. Stacey: You wanna sit? Like here? She pats the space on the plush pink sofa next to her. Jac grins brightly and sits down next to her. Jac: I would love to Stacey. Stacey giggles a little nervously. Stacey: So... how are you doing Jac? Jac: I am doing good, I've had a lot of time to think as of late and I'm doing great. Stacey: Oh yes? Think about what exactly? If you don't mind me asking... Jac: Exactly where I wanna go next in the SWA, everyone says once you win the championship that there's only one place to go and thats down. Well, all though that may be true with everyone else I'm Jac Morgan and I will not go back to the bottom of the heap. Stacey: Great! That's great! I don't want you to go down... well not in a wrestling sense... um... I mean... where are you going to go? Jac chuckles softly. Jac: I havn't acctually decided right now, I'm focusing on a few other personal things right now. Getting my life completely in order. Stacey: I see... personal things? Are you having marriage problems? She tries in vain not to look hopeful. Jac shakes his head. Jac: No, no me and Sammie are doing quite well, infact we just found out the morning what our new baby is going to be. Stacey tries, again in vain, not to seem heavily disappointed. Stacey: Oh yes? What's the verdict? Jac grins slightly. Jac: Well, sense this is the first I've said anything about this, I havn't even told family yet but, well were having a girl. Stacey: Well that's great... girls rule! Jac nodded quickly. Jac: Girls are the best! I love girls! All girls heh! Stacey perks up a bit at this. Stacey: YES! We are the best! She giggles. Stacey: So... as much as I don't want to ask you this, I have to. How do you feel about what went down at Infected? Jac sighs looking thoughtful. Jac: To be truthful I wasn't at my best at Infected, there was so much going on at the time, Sammie was having problems with her pregnancy so my mind wasn't in the game. Stacey bounces. Stacey: So... you're gonna kick his ass at Fallout? Beat Ace up good? You are, aren't you? Jac nodded grinning. Jac: I hope to, if not him this Kane guy, sense he's trying to take my title. Stacey spits on the floor. Stacey: It's a fucking joke, Kane having a title shot at the next PPV! Not only is he unintelligent enough to realise that Outbreak has been cancelled, but the only reason he beat Camilla is because she had already won the Tag Titles earlier that night! He couldn't beat her one on one and he fucking well knows it! Despite her earlier match, she survived to the end of Barbed Wire & Brimstone! He has nothing on her! Jac lets out a laugh nodding in agreement. Jac: I have to say your right about that, I mean come on this is Camilla the top of the top she with the help of Undine toppled Wreck and Rage, the longest reigning and best tag team in the SWA. Stacey laughs. Stacey: Exactly! But no fear! Camilla has plans to get in that title picture, and I'm sure I can persuade her to get you in there as well! And what's more, before Fallout, I will make damn sure Aquameleon Enterprises beat Wreck & Rage... and stop all this "contoversial victory" crap! Jac chuckles. Jac: I think that Wreck and Rage will handle Aquameleon enterprise quite well in the end. And they'll take there titles back and go home back to the states with them. Stacey snorts. Stacey: Being their best friend, you would say that. But I know otherwise. And, by the way, that ill-informed comment just lost you a potential shot at the SWA Championship! I don't care if you are the hottest guy on the roster! Now shall we move on? Jac rolls his eyes. Jac; You don't get to decide who gets shots at the title Sweetheart, so whatever. yes Moving on shall we? Stacey: Actually... Camilla may have some influence on that... but yes, let's move on. So... I'd like to move back in time, to Altitude. Your gauntlet match. You were very impressive, not least in crushing that wanker Dane Slade. Having taken out four people there, why do you think Crystal considered you unworthy for the SWA Championship shot you got at Maelstrom? Jac sighs and leans back looking thoughtful. Jac: To be truthful Stacy, I'm lucky Crystal even gave me my job back after the shit I pulled. I probably didn't deserve it but I proved I deserved it and I won it, over wrestlers such as Dane Slade and Boomer. I Geuss, she didn't expect much out of me at the time really, I didn't deserve the greatest expectations from Crystal. Stacey laughs. Stacey: Yeah... Crystal is SO inconsistent. I mean, she forgave you for trying to destroy her company, yet she put Isabella in a truly EVIL Sticks & Stones match for simply bad-mouthing Thundervolt on behalf of her then boyfriend, and made her pull triple duty for wanting the Commissionership, which she has since stated is a free belt to challenge for. I suppose Crystal's opinion is an irrelavence, considering she is SO clearly full of it? Jac bites his lip to keep from laughing. Jac: No comment. Stacey grins. Stacey: That's a wise decision on your part. But, seeing as I'm not directly employed by the SWA, I can tell the truth! She laughs. Stacey: But back to you. I recall you being in tears when you won the SWA Championship. What caused you to get so emotional? Jac chewed the side of of his lip looking thoughtful. Jac: Well, You know I've won championships before and I was happy to do so. But, after everything I went through winning the SWA Championship it seemed to cement me back where I belong, I was no longer the bad guy who did the unthinkable, I was again the fan favriote the underdog who finally got were he deserved to be.... Stacey nods. Stacey: Yeah, I understand that. But you were never able to defend that title. As much as I love you... why do you think that is? Jac: Nobody stepped up, in fact I was a bit insensed that every champion generally got to decide who they defended against and what not, and I got Ace thrown at me with out so much as a by your leave. I still stand by that Ace who had been fired shortly after the whole IWF thing, had only just returned what a week before and all of sudden he gets a title shot, Hell I'm sure there were more acceptable opponents. Stacey: Yet... he beat you. Surely that justifies his credentials? Jac shrugs. Jac: I suppose so, whatever. Stacey: You seem a little put out by that. Why exactly? Jac shrugs again. Jac: Can't change the past, but the future is always changing and always in motion. Stacey: So what is the future for Jac Morgan? Jac: The future, its always changing so I guess will just have to wait and see. Stacey: That's crap. How about a real answer? Jac shakes his head. Jac: Thats the best answer your gonna get for that one. Stacey: Wow... for someone so cute... you sure do give crappy answers... Jac chuckles and arches an eyebrow. Jac: Well for someone so cute, you sure ask crappy questions, I myself don't know what the future holds for me, I could have a match and break my neck. So lets just say between now and that far off when I'l going to live my life to the fullest and hope that I can rip whoever the SWA Champion is to shreds. Stacey: Now that's a bit more like it! And for the record, I'm not an accomplished interviewer... though as you admitted I'm cute, I'll let you off! Okay, finally... is there anything you'd like to say to anyone on the roster? Jac looks thoughtful then smirks. Jac: Sure, Ace hold on tight to that title cause I'm coming after it. Its mine and I want it back and I will get it back I guarendamnteeit!" Stacey grins. Stacey: That's what I wanna hear! That's the future of Jac Morgan! Jac grins back. Jac: Yeah, well I've had enough of getting walked on, I'm gonna start kicking ass and fuck taking names. Stacey: Hell fucking yeah! She cautiously moves to slip her arm around him. Jac arches an eyebrow glancing at her. Jac: Comfortable. Stacey slips her arm right around him. Stacey: Oh... it will be baby... Jac lets out a laugh shaking his head. Jac: I bet! Stacey grins at the camera. Stacey: Well I guess that's it for the Wednesday Wristlock! I'm Stacey Allen... and he's the fucking fit Jac Morgan... BYE! Stacey snuggles in closer to Jac as the scene fades to black.