"Burn It Down" By Five Finger Death Punch begins to play as the traveling Wristlock studio is brought to life. As the lights go up we see Wristlock host Simon Kayne sitting next to guest co-host for this week, None other than Roach. There is a cooler sitting between the two big chairs, presumably filled with beers. As the music dies the camera zooms in on the two hosts.

Simon: Welcome to another edition of Wristlock, I am Simon Kayne and tonight I have a special co host is Roach. We have a great show for you tonight, with a historic week upon us let’s get this on the way. How are you Roach?

Roach: Damn glad to be here again, filling in for a man who is a bit too busy at the moment at the Douche Of The Universe awards.

Simon: Well it seems that Izzy’s career only has three more days so I hope he is sitting back and enjoying the last moments.

Roach: I think he'll enjoy retirement. Shuffle board in the morning, bingo in the afternoons and a nice long nap after a room temperature banana cream pudding.

Simon: Don’t forget about the warm glass of milk to keep that heartburn at bay.

Roach: Thought he didn't have a heart anymore these days.

Simon: Very True, He is a two faced bastard that does not know if he’s coming or going.

Roach: Well I can agree with you on that one, Simon. But you know what, Izzy's got what's coming to him and I'm sure you'll make us all proud.

Simon: I am going to do what I can. What I said last night is just the beginning. But I got something I need to handle with you first. The past couple weeks that you have been on the show, you have been friendly talking me up, then I could not happen to catch a promo you made this week where you trashed me, what makes you any different. You are buddy face to face then when I am not around you run your mouth.

Roach: Well hell you want me to play the game the entire time? Look Simon, I say what I think and think what I say. If I see you fuck up somewhere I'm gonna call you on it. You can take it personally if that's all you care about is what people say about you, I just figured you where better than that.

Simon: Fair enough, you should know that I don’t give a shit about what people say, just made stand up and say what the fuck. Besides who ever said it was just my matches I could change.

Simon smirks.

Roach: You want to change things around, go ahead. You should know that I never back down from any challenge. See, you and I are alike when it comes to taking care of business in that ring. You're a former tag team champion, I'm the current one half of the tag team champions, we both know what it takes out there in that ring and we both know that when it comes right down to it, we do what has to be done in order to get the job done.

Simon: Now what I want to get to is how are things with you and El after what went down at Edge?

Roach: El and I have seen each other through many ups and downs over the years that we've been together. Nothing is going to drive a wedge between us. Fact of the matter is that Jerry got damn lucky out there and you can expect that we wont just fade quietly into the background.

Simon: Is there a rematch in the future?

Roach: Rematch, attack, either way you will see us with the Xtreme Championship once again, that you can count on.

Simon: Very nice, well that will bring us to our very special guest this week and he is a former Xtreme champ as well. Roach you know this man very well and let us bring in Brian Sasso.

Brian enters the room, gives a nod at both men and takes a seat.

Brian: Thanks for having me guys.

Roach: Whoa there Brian, now I know you're used to Izzy being on the show but now that he's gone there's a few new rules around here. First of all, no having of guys alright, you gotta act professional here.

Brian chuckles.

Brian: Sorry, been here in Japan too long I guess. Those damn Japanese businessmen and their freaky habits must be wearing off on me.

Simon: Hey you gotta love Japan. Exotic women, real Cubans and the end of Izzy's career all rolled into one.

Brian feigns anger.

Brian: Hey, watch what you say. That's a former head of the STD you're talking about there!

Roach: Apology accepted, Brian. Guess these Japs have different customs when it comes to being naked around other men, but I think it's because it goes inside them when they stand up. At least that's what I've heard.

Simon: Izzy is Japanese!!!!

Brian: That explains a lot, especially that rumor I heard about how he spent his weekend with the guy from Iron Chef that I expect to be making it's way onto the SWA rumor boards any time now thanks to an "anonymous tip".

Roach: Iron Chef Morimoto or that faggy chairman of theirs who played the Asian brother in Double Dragon? Seriously, it matters...

Simon can not help but laugh.

Brian: You mean Sensei Shredder?

Simon: He is still around, I wonder if he has any more of that ooze?

Roach: Ok Simon, rule number two, no more talking about Izzy's ooze.

Simon reaches into the cooler and grabs a beer.

Brian: Switching gears to current events and changing things up a bit, I heard that Eunice Shriver, sister of JFK and founder of the Special Olympics passed away. Family friends say that although her brother won the race to the grave that they're both winners in their book and it's the fact that she tried hard that mattered.

A pause follows.

Brian: What? Too soon?

Simon spits the beer out all over the place.

Roach: Well there's no pride in a silver medal.

Simon: I never thought I would hear Izzy and figurehead in the same sentence.

Simon rubs his back and winces in pain.

Roach: What, like; I figured Izzy's head was up his ass?

Brian: Let's leave Richard Gere's ass out of this.

Simon: Sorry had a back spasm, carrying Izzy around on my back for so long caused some damage

Roach: Yeah he has gotten pretty pudgy recently hasn't he. Well crying like a little bitch and swallowing his pride with a ton of vanilla ice-cream type liquid would do that to a man.

Simon: So Brian, besides the gauntlet match, do you have anything of importance going on?

Roach: Does he ever?

Brian: As a matter of fact I do, I've got some plans I'm working on to really shake things up here. They may or may not involve soliciting sex from minors, but I figure if it works for the Shade brothers then it can help me make my way up the ladder as well.

Simon: Watch out for that Chris Hanson guy, I hear he is a real ball buster.

Roach: Oh, and here I was hoping you where going to steal Steve Evan's movie about whatever gay golfer he was playing. What was it called? Looking For Love In All The Wrong Holes or something?

Simon: Wasn't it called "A Real Hole in One"

Roach: Ah, Glory Holes, got it.

Brian: I heard he spends a lot of the movie mucking through the swampy undercarriage off the side of the course in search of balls.

Roach: You know, I think we digress a bit here, after all this is supposed to be an interview and we've had what, one question? So Brian, what are your thoughts on this spazmastic dick running around here playing some perverted game of Simon Sayz from inside his windowless van?

Brian: Well it's not the first time popular children’s games and the SWA have crossed path. Oh wait, that was just the Shades playing with children ... sorry keep getting that mixed up.

Simon: What about that goofy ex of yours? Is she still Dyking it up?

Brian: As far as I know, yes.

Roach: Wait a minute, AJ Angel's a dyke now too? Shit man, why is that every pussy you wax turns to the dark side?

Brian: That's a friend with benefits you douche, totally different. Speaking of Kyla though, I heard Ally Daniels was a member of the Nazi Youth party when she was younger. Is it any surprise that she says a fellow white, blonde girl is part of some superior race with her? Glad to know the SWA is in good hands here.

Roach reaches over, grabbing himself a beer as well, offering one to Brian as well.

Roach: Well if we're going to get serious now we might as well drink serious too.

Brian pulls a flask out of his right jeans pocket.

Simon: Shit he's got his own.

Brian: Already beat you to it, I thought you knew me better than that?

Roach: Yeah, I just wanted two for myself.

Brian: Speaking of which, I think it's hilarious that me, you and El keep kicking Karstein's ass when we haven't been sober for a single one of those matches. Shit, you should have seen my BAC when I got pulled over heading home from that barbed wire and broken glass match against him.

Roach: Ah good times.

Simon: Speaking of good times, do either of you have anything special in store for Aggression? I mean I understand if you cant let the cat out of the bag.

Brian: Nothing I can talk about, although I heard Seth Blitzer's planning on piling on at the end of the match and sodomizing Izzy with a broken bottle of Blitzerpro. Said that Izzy might as well have one moment he enjoys on this night.

Simon: What about you Roach, any plans you can talk about?

Roach: Well, the last time we let the cat out of the bag Brian got a hold of it and it left us to go all lesbo with some mangey street walker. But you obviously got something up your sleeve, so let's hear it.

Simon: I got something up my sleeve but all I can say is since it is No DQ Izzy better have his head on a swivel if you know what I mean. Anytime, anywhere.

Brian: Pfft, whatever Roach. You're just jealous my finisher's rated higher on the SWA video game than yours.

Roach: You wish, at least I can actually beat Cody with my character.

Brian: Please, enough about who you beat off to in your spare time.

Simon: Well well well, I think we will end on that note. Do either of you have any last words you want to say?

Brian: Here's a pitch to our new STC head Russell Brown. Sign Brian Gun, he's the only wrestler who can make a machine gun symbol with his three hands and you could learn a thing or two about wrestling from him.

Roach: Good call, Simon. Well, I'd like to say that Izzy's the biggest douche out there right now, to you Simon, I wish you luck in ending the career of that bastard and finally Brian, leave some SWA chicks for the rest of us, we don't a roster full of carpet munchers.

Simon: Thanks Roach. And as long if they swing from both sides of the plate, I am ok with that. For Roach and Brian Sasso, I am Simon Kayne and this has been Wristlock.

"Burn it Down" hits and the studio goes black with the three gentleman enjoying their drinks as they continue to talk.