The scene fades in on the Wednesday Wristlock set as Home Again by This Fires Embrace plays. An announcer voice speaks: Announcer: SWA Presents – The Wednesday Wristlock – Special Ed Edition: Isabella Pazzini As he speaks, a logo with the Wednesday Wristlock logo appears. It fades to the studio. Announcer: Here’s your host, Phoenix. Phoenix sits in the chair that would normally be occupied by Mark Ventor. One leg is crossed over the other one and she brings her hands around to lace together at her kneecap as the camera zooms in. Phoenix: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we will explore the special ed wing of the insane asylum that is the Skyfall Wrestling Alliance. As if one Pazzini wasn’t enough, we all have to deal with her airhead of a sister. The footage shown earlier today proves that already she has earned her spot in the special ed wing of the SWA. However, this show is not about her..and if I were to make a show it’d be incredibly short unless I wished to repeat myself. No folks today we’re focusing on “The Irresistible Italian” Isabella Pazzini The camera angle switches and she turns to face it. A plasma TV lowers itself and shows the Wednesday Wristlock logo for now. Phoenix: This woman who has taken the SWA supposedly by storm with her arrogance has clearly mistaken annoyance for respect and the laughing of backstage superstars as encouragement and cheers. She has even further deluded herself into believing that others are crazy and not herself. This week she has set her sights on yours truly viciously attacking me in a promo only hours ago. Let’s take a look at some of the things she said. The Wednesday Wristlock logo disappears and a numbered list shows up. All the others disappear and the first one comes to the forefront. 1. Phoenix is anti-Italian. Phoenix: Isabella Pazzini has the audacity to claim I’m doing the whole lame anti-Italian thing that she has come to expect around here. That couldn’t be father from the truth. I love Italy, I love the wine, the food, the people..I’m even featured on italiansloveus.com! I just don’t like you. You see Isabella I keep getting your name wrong to prove a point. I have nothing to prove by facing you..you are nobody compared to me. If this is true then let’s look at a promo done by Isabella on October 17th , 2006. Ferris: Erm... well I will get onto that in a moment. But firstly I would like to ask about... about the sign on your door. That describes you as 'The Irresistable Italian'. Don't you think that seems a little... arrogant? Isabella: Dougal dear... am I not an Italian woman? Ferris: Well... erm... yes you are, but... Isabella: Am I not... ahem... irresistable to you? She looks seductively at Ferris, and takes a long drag of her cigar. Ferris: Ah... erm...uh... well you see... uh... Isabella laughs, stubs out her cigar and sweeps her hair back Isabella: I thought as much. Does that answer your quesion... hmm hmmn... Ferryman? Ferris: Ahem... erm... yes, well... Isabella: So... why is it you've come here? Official business? Or did you just want to see me? The scene fades back to Phoenix and she continues speaking. Phoenix: Isabella Pazzini got Doug Ferris’ name wrong and I believe she continued to do so even past this promo. Does this mean Isabella hates Americans? If so why is she in an American wrestling federation? Why does our company have someone on payroll who so clearly is racist? The image of Isabella fades to the 2nd point on the list: 2. My impression I did of her had nothing to do with the way she reacted or what she said. Phoenix: Isabella Pazzini has manipulated nearly every match she’s been in by whining to upper management. Atomic Punk pointed this out before the unprecedented dumpster full of tacks tag match so I don’t feel the need to show footage to support my point as this was already brought up once. However, she even saw fit to go whining to our Chairman who is currently in excruciating pain and confined to a wheelchair for a match against me next week on Edge. I think at this point B. Cool is happy I decided to rearrange her face a little with a shovel at Frequency. A few others no doubt applauded. Relic is heard applauding and whooing out of shot and Phoenix looks over toward her, a smirk on her face. She looks back to the camera as the third point appears. 3. Isabella Pazzini is not fake. Phoenix: This one I hugely beg to differ with. Anyone who runs around smoking cigars and drinking every ounce of Alcohol they can get their hands on while claiming to be a part of a branch of apparently some form of Italian mafia has definitely spent too much time in their locker room inhaling rubber cement and watching the Godfather films and HBO’s original show The Sopranos. Nothing is faker than that…Nothing. If you were honestly a part of some Italian mafia your father would’ve shut you up the moment you entered the SWA. Letting SWA cameras in on the operation is a huge no no. Next! The fourth point appears. 4. Phoenix has never held the women’s title. Phoenix: This is very true but before Shadow put me on the shelf for three months there was no reason to even desire the women’s championship as there were only three women on the roster! I don’t need a strap of leather and gold to tell me I’m the most dominant female in the SWA. All you need to do is look at my accomplishments. I’m not only dominant but I’m feared and if you need proof all you have to do is look at Cassandra Hurst’s back. The point fades to show a clip of Phoenix carving her name into Cassandra’s back with her claw weapons. It then fades to a still photo of her back afterwards. Phoenix: Next point shall we? 5. Rachel is Isabella’s friend. Phoenix looks at the TV and starts laughing. Phoenix: This one I find so funny! Come on if someone doesn’t see through this one they need to get their eyes checked. Ever heard the saying you keep your friends close and your enemies closer? This is the case here. Originally Isabella offered Rachel an olive branch of friendship so that Rachel wouldn’t challenge her to get the title back. This is the oldest trick in the book and Rachel being the honorable person she is would never challenge a friend. Now that Rachel has won the title back it’s a perfect opportunity for her to win it back..she doesn’t even have to invoke her rematch clause..all she has to do is say “Rachel old buddy old pal..I want a shot at your title.” Bam! Instant number one contendership…need I say more. Next Point! 6. Phoenix needs the backup of Mimic, AP and Relic. Phoenix: Do you honestly think I was trying to face you at Frequency Isabella? No you have it once again very wrong. I was sending a message and if you think for one minute I was going to go out there without backup when you had Rachel and Illiana you’re more stupid than I thought. You haven’t seen me in action and you don’t know what I’m capable of. I don’t run with the pack..I never did in The Collective and I don’t in the Syndicate. I do what I want, when I want and how I want. You just happened to piss off AP, and Relic enough that they were more than happy to even the odds. When we do it you call it cheating but when you do it it’s called justice…how strange… The TV switches to the Wristlock logo once again and rises back up out of sight. Phoenix: Isabella may I remind you that you called me out. I have nothing to prove by facing you but I do know now I have to make an example of you and I will do so in due time. I’m not cancelling the match for next week because you’re going to go out there like a good little puppet and earn your paycheck. Crystal doesn’t take kindly to those who skip matches..look at Ozeki and Jakester back when they missed a match. You miss a match you’ll be suspended because the simple fact is you’re expendable. If I miss a match she won’t dare do anything to me because she’s afraid of what I’ll do. I bring ratings here..I hate repeating myself but that’s what all this has been because you were too stupid to get my point in the first place. I AM the dominant female in the SWA and when I do finally face you you’re going to suffer the same fate as Cassandra Hurst…It’ll be something you never EVER forget. Phoenix gets up and walks out of the shot as Home Again by This Fire’s Embrace begins to play again and the scene fades out.